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Post by scubar on Jun 27, 2018 10:51:03 GMT
TV. More Parks&rec. Funny and really enjoying. Part 3 of the Dr Dre doc(umentary) Games. GTA Doomsday heist. It's possible to do this with two players so me and my pal are attempting as relying on randoms to help is no use. Two competent players can probably do it. Act 1 is split in three parts. We've done the setup for those three and completed the first part after three goes over two nights. TL:Dr git gud. Git gud? You’re going about GTA all wrong. Incompetence and hilarity is the Chatterbox way, flying into mountains at the last minute, lawnmower races, races where everyone crashes into the sea as the tide was out when Zippy created it. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 27, 2018 10:51:52 GMT
Played Fortnite Duo last night. Landed at the indoor 5 aside pitch, found some guns, realised my partner was just pissing around scoring goals on the pitch, and was being shot at. I saved his ass by killing his attacker, take some damage, and then I'm engaged by the dead guy's partner. I do significant damage, whilst asking my partner to help, but I'm killed. I realise my partner is cowering in a changing room, having refused to help me. He then shoots the already damaged attacker as he comes through the door. #sheepcowardice #sheeppissingaround #sheepgettinglucky #Sheep winning |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 27, 2018 10:54:49 GMT
Unless you count winning as outliving your co-op comrades, you didn't win.
Oh. I see.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 27, 2018 10:56:57 GMT
Ex-comrades.
You take winning where you find it.
Obviously I have not actually 'won' a game.
That would spoil everything.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 27, 2018 11:06:53 GMT
Late ex-comrades?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 27, 2018 11:32:17 GMT
I have no idea and do not wish to know whether or not you were rubbered up.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 27, 2018 11:51:21 GMT
The wife is away, so I've been feeding the cat Sicilian ham. On reflection this may have been a poor idea as I am now looking at a curry pot noodle for lunch. Still, cat's happy, so swings and roundabouts.
Great story etc...
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 27, 2018 12:02:37 GMT
Cats are obligate carnivores. Despite your user name, I'm going to guess that you could survive on a vegetarian diet. What I'm saying is, you did the right thing, and the cat needed the ham more than you did.
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Post by cobblers on Jun 27, 2018 12:06:51 GMT
I used to have a cat that particularly liked hummus. An obligate middle class idiot.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 27, 2018 12:13:04 GMT
I've got prawns and chicken defrosting, then we'll see who's the boss*
*not me
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Post by amipal on Jun 27, 2018 12:15:18 GMT
One of my cats is a ham fiend. You give him a fingernail sized piece, and his eyes go black.
The other one is a ham friend. He's an idiot, so can't spell fiend.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 27, 2018 12:19:10 GMT
Cat chat is it? Truly rock bottom.
One of my cats is obsessed with Weetabix. Fucking weirdo
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 27, 2018 12:21:19 GMT
Still, this curry pot noodle, it ain't all bad. Just ask Destry54, he knows the score...
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 27, 2018 12:22:21 GMT
Cat chat is it? Truly rock bottom. One of my cats is obsessed with Weetabix. Fucking weirdo Fish Puns it is then! |
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Post by amipal on Jun 27, 2018 12:29:25 GMT
Looks like the BSG disc itself is naff. Just tried playing it via the Mac only to get the same sort of skipping.
I know you were all dying to hear an update on this. I can only apologise that it was so late.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 27, 2018 12:42:21 GMT
I just googled BSG. British Society of Gastroenterology.
Now I know.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 27, 2018 12:48:54 GMT
I just googled BSG. British Society of Gastroenterology. Now I know. Their box set is on Virgin TiVo. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 27, 2018 12:55:40 GMT
I assumed it stood for Bum Snake Glory.
How very disappointing.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 27, 2018 12:59:25 GMT
A long long time ago when i was a very young Sheep (Jim Callaghan was PM. Ask your grandad) a vet recommended that we feed soggy weetabix to one of our cats.
The cat promptly died.
Admittedly this was probably a consequence of the cat having been run over, not from eating the weetabix.
I understand that cats find weetabix easy to digest, which frankly seems a bit odd.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 27, 2018 13:24:11 GMT
Cat chat is it? Truly rock bottom. Dead cat chat really takes it even lower. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 27, 2018 13:41:58 GMT
Cat chat is it? Truly rock bottom. Dead cat chat really takes it even lower. Surely there is a bounce with dead cat chat? Boing boing |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 27, 2018 13:56:56 GMT
Sheep is clearly using the "dead cat strategy" to divert attention from his selfish behaviour in Fortnite.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 27, 2018 14:15:31 GMT
Sheep is clearly using the "dead cat strategy" to divert attention from his selfish behaviour in Fortnite. Selfish almost certainly overexaggerates my competence. I saved and revived Shenguin more than once. At one point I revived him only for him to charge straight back to the point where he'd got shot. Oddly he got shot down again. I also showed him how to use a portafort. |
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Post by Destry on Jun 27, 2018 14:52:28 GMT
Sheep is clearly using the "dead cat strategy" to divert attention from his selfish behaviour in Fortnite. I also showed him how to use a portafort. I think it's called a Portaloo. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 27, 2018 14:52:38 GMT
Sheep is clearly using the "dead cat strategy" to divert attention from his selfish behaviour in Fortnite. Selfish almost certainly overexaggerates my competence. I saved and revived Shenguin more than once. At one point I revived him only for him to charge straight back to the point where he'd got shot. Oddly he got shot down again. I also showed him how to use a portafort. I'm sorry, I should have said "to distract from his bumbling incompetence". |
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