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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 18, 2024 9:56:38 GMT
It's OK, Queens Club tennis starts at one.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 18, 2024 10:30:48 GMT
Wordle 1,095 5/6
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Well brown.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 18, 2024 10:43:02 GMT
Good Morning!
Everyone playing Dip knows Kamchatka and Alaska are linked, right? I don't want any accusation of cheating when I invade North America from Asia.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 18, 2024 10:44:58 GMT
Who made it 12 hour phases? 24 is what you’re meant to do. Amateurs. "1 excused NMR / regain after 5 turn(s) / extend always" I think that's why we're taking in turns to miss a phase. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 18, 2024 10:47:59 GMT
What do you do when the Traffic Management lorry gets stuck in traffic?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 18, 2024 10:48:03 GMT
Whoo hoo! I'm not being fired!!
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Post by scubar on Jun 18, 2024 10:49:00 GMT
Whoo hoo! I'm not being fired!! Shame. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 18, 2024 10:51:44 GMT
What do you do when the Traffic Management lorry gets stuck in traffic? That's when you have to call the Traffic Management Lorry Management Lorry. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 18, 2024 10:54:00 GMT
Morning PM is about to try and use one of those 'kettle descaling' kits. I have read her all the warnings, I'm expecting some kind of elephants toothpaste reaction, followed by a lot of swearing and cleaning up. A) Fill kettle halfway and boil. B) Pour descaler into kettle or place packet into boiling water. C) After half an hour empty and rinse three times. D) Alt. D) After half an hour empty and forget to rinse and make a brew, then throw up in the bathroom for the next half an hour.  |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 18, 2024 10:56:58 GMT
What do you do when the Traffic Management lorry gets stuck in traffic? That's when you have to call the Traffic Management Lorry Management Lorry. Babyfark Driver? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 18, 2024 10:58:15 GMT
Whoo hoo! I'm not being fired!! Maybe don't cash the rest of the fraudulent cheques this week. Just in case. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 18, 2024 11:07:27 GMT
Classic.
Fark turns into a squealer and dishes all the dirt on his colleagues to save himself.
Fark - call up your ex boss and tell him you have good news and bad news, Brent style.
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Post by sandybahookie on Jun 18, 2024 11:13:07 GMT
Morning,
I think I am winning at Diplomacy so far. Everyone seems very nice and just looking for strong alliances and peaceful times. Reassuring displays of humanity all round.
Wordle 1,095 4/6
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 18, 2024 11:17:13 GMT
I can’t help but feel Chumbles would be absolutely furious at what’s just happened. Who's to blame? What country I mean? |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 18, 2024 11:20:03 GMT
Just got a flyer pushed through the letterbox for "Lily of the Valley. Keen reliable lady gardeners"
It's amusing more than it should tbf.
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Post by sandybahookie on Jun 18, 2024 11:22:51 GMT
I can’t help but feel Chumbles would be absolutely furious at what’s just happened. Who's to blame? What country I mean? Italy or Turkey it looks like I think |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 18, 2024 11:26:42 GMT
Italy has just blamed Turkey, so it's definitely Italys fault
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Post by Faceless on Jun 18, 2024 11:35:23 GMT
Classic Italy
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Post by LilyValley on Jun 18, 2024 12:15:57 GMT
Just got a flyer pushed through the letterbox for "Lily of the Valley. Keen reliable lady gardeners" It's amusing more than it should tbf. Hello, front garden bush servicing for an affordable rate. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 18, 2024 12:19:24 GMT
Just got a flyer pushed through the letterbox for "Lily of the Valley. Keen reliable lady gardeners" It's amusing more than it should tbf. Hello, front garden bush servicing for an affordable rate. Can you have a look at my blocked drain pipe? |
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Post by scubar on Jun 18, 2024 12:40:20 GMT
Hello, front garden bush servicing for an affordable rate. Can you have a look at my blocked drain pipe? That needs extensive pruning. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 18, 2024 14:38:06 GMT
My colleague in France had a power cut, then a couple of hours later we had one.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 18, 2024 14:42:59 GMT
That's the bloody French for you.
*tuts*
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 18, 2024 15:00:58 GMT
*Gallic shrug*
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 18, 2024 15:33:16 GMT
I have carefully piled up 23 sacks of confidential paper for collection tomorrow as was requested. I suggested doing it in the morning, but it was made clear it should be done today.
I have now been told by someone who was 100% aware of the request that the collection people rearranged it for 26 June. Not only that, but he was aware of exactly what I was doing from the start and why. I have no idea why it wasn't mentioned the sacks are not being collected tomorrow. It is not like I was doing in secret or the office is so big you wouldn't notice someone lugging around enormous bags. Especially as I discussed the first bloody bag as it was not a proper bag, but a sack which they won't take.
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