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Post by Tuffers on Jun 27, 2024 19:56:14 GMT
Cricket going well. Southgate out.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 27, 2024 21:12:40 GMT
My spoder is AWOL. I assume he's gone to Vietnam to release spoder POWs.
Spoder Rambo.
(Nah, some do-gooder has broomed it off the porch light. There will be consequences, serious fackin' consequences)
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Post by gongfarmer on Jun 27, 2024 21:33:13 GMT
I have a Venetian glass scarab beetle. Few years back a leg and an antenna got broke, so it was stored in a little china box lined with tissue paper so as not to break any more appendages.
This morning, as I went bleary-eyed for my early piss I noted the beetle had been placed on a bog roll in my temporary bathroom. Odd, I thought…. Maybe one of the builders found it and put it there for safekeeping. Reached out to pick it up…… fucker sprouted huge wings and flew straight into my forehead!
Constipation cured.
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Post by gongfarmer on Jun 27, 2024 21:36:04 GMT
Apparently it was a May-bug. Possibly a retard as it’s late June. Big bugger anyway…. Glad it was me that found it rather than PM as she’d have battered it.
I released the beast safely in a flower pot to soak up some sun.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 27, 2024 22:10:42 GMT
A few weeks ago, I found a small beetle in the bird bath (don't ask). It was treading water, so I picked it up on a finger and placed it the flower bed surround, as Gong says, to dry out a bit. It clearly was a bit thick, as it immediately rolled onto it's back like a right twit.
Went to check on it 20 mins later and it had naffed off or been eaten. Don't know, don't care.
Idiot bugs.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 27, 2024 22:13:03 GMT
I do hold beetles in the highest regard, apart from Stag Beetles who are incredibly thick. You can't fly you twats, why bother.
Thick+
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