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Post by Admin on Jun 29, 2018 21:48:58 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 30, 2018 6:52:55 GMT
Anybody know of some 'discreet' cat murderers? *
*I'm asking for a friend.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 30, 2018 7:02:27 GMT
I understand my 'friend' was woken up at 5 a.m., by his wife's cat meowing loudly into his right ear. Utter bastard, I will [EDIT] my 'friend' will Basterdise the fucker with a fucking mallet until it's fucking dead, then fucking hit it some more until it's fucking dead body seeps through the fucking floorboards. Only then can I sleep. In other news, Good Morning Bloggers! Fuck am I tired. Destry . Sorry for the 'Fucks'.* * I'm fucking not |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 30, 2018 7:21:17 GMT
I understand my 'friend' was woken up at 5 a.m., by his wife's cat meowing loudly into his right ear. Utter bastard, I will [EDIT] my 'friend' will Basterdise the fucker with a fucking mallet until it's dead, then fucking hit it some more until it's fucking dead body seeps through the fucking floorboards. Only then can I sleep. In other news, Good Morning Bloggers! It's a new dawn! Fuck am I tired. Destry . Sorry for the 'Fucks'. What you need is one of those wooden barriers that can be used to prevent entry to rooms. I forget what they are called. I think they took their name from a little known 1960s band. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 30, 2018 7:29:11 GMT
Anybody know of some 'discreet' cat murderers? * *I'm asking for a friend. I could probably get you a cat murderer murderer, if that helps? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 30, 2018 7:34:34 GMT
I haven't thought this through. I've got one of those high voltage electric bats 'for flies'. Hmmnnnn... I wonder if?
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 30, 2018 7:38:00 GMT
Anybody know of some 'discreet' cat murderers? * *I'm asking for a friend. I could probably get you a cat murderer murderer, if that helps? Could you supply both a cat murderer and a cat murderer murderer? I [EDIT] my friend has cash. Games Chat Is that really Gary Linekar soiling himself? And if so, what happened next? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 30, 2018 7:55:41 GMT
"What you need is one of those wooden barriers that can be used to prevent entry to rooms. I forget what they are called. I think they took their name from a little known 1960s band." 'The Doors' - The cat scratches the fuck out of them, the little terrorist. Actually I have now hired Rambozo and his half-brick, thank's for all the advice though. Games though, in 3D-O-Vision:-  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 30, 2018 8:21:45 GMT
The future is here!  |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 30, 2018 8:53:07 GMT
Good Morning Mr Tiddles.
As it is in the 'box, so is it in life.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 30, 2018 9:01:06 GMT
Ant attack?
Cats eh. A friend's neighbours cat keeps shiting on our {edit} a friend's lawn. My friend might be interested in a bogof offer on the cat murderer.
Games. None really. Double deliveries for me & chum in GTA was about it.
TV. The last Bridge and more Parcs&Rec. Also watched a bit of the DuranDuran documentary. Was entertaining and they seemed decent enough guys.
Probably should cut hedges today.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 30, 2018 10:29:44 GMT
Reading the list of operations NHS England will no longer do included the following two names for my new rawk bands:
Grommets for glue ear
Trigger finger release
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 30, 2018 10:47:35 GMT
Reading the list of operations NHS England will no longer commission included the following two names for my new rawk bands: Grommets for glue ear Trigger finger release ftfy. NHS England are essentially a commissioning and planning organisation; they don't actually deliver any healthcare. Your welcome. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 30, 2018 10:50:14 GMT
A pedant from the box?
There's a first....
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 30, 2018 11:20:57 GMT
Horrible incident this morning. Mrs Fark and the neighbour thought it would be smart to introduce their Chihuahua puppy to Baby Fark, who proceeded to yank said dog by the ear towards him causing a terrible yelp. The trembling dog was swiftly removed and the baby started crying. Still, nice day out there.
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Post by amipal on Jun 30, 2018 11:22:57 GMT
When you consider what the NHS was set up to do, and the range of services and operations now available, it's amazing we haven't been taxed to death.
Morning all.
Today I have been down the park with the boy, then a trip into Brighton to do some shopping. The result was setting up a new iPhone for a relative that's never had one.
Tech support. Tech support never changes.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 30, 2018 11:30:26 GMT
We need Danny Dyer as health secretary to bring some much needed twatting clarity to the procurement issues.
Did you know that Ant Attack was the first spectrum game to have 2 channel music?
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Post by Faceless on Jun 30, 2018 11:39:24 GMT
Don't be fooled by the solo win that he got.
Shenguin's still a pedant from the 'box
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2018 14:20:00 GMT
Anyone else got captain griezmann? Not a bad shout
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 30, 2018 14:32:42 GMT
Anyone else got captain griezmann? Not a bad shout I'm still putting my faith into the Belgians, so my new captain is Lukaku. However, my other forward is Griezmann and I'm playing the maximum captain boost, so we'll see where this will leave me. (Hopefully a bit further up the league table.) |
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Post by lonewolf on Jun 30, 2018 14:36:03 GMT
NHS operations.
Breast reduction, which can eleviate back pain and breathing issues bannes.
Breast enlargement to make person feel better about themselves still in?
Thats an interesting decision.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 30, 2018 15:03:21 GMT
Harry Kane is my captain with boost because British Isles.
I will hopefully get to play Fortnite for the first time for a couple of weeks tonight, I heard the SMG is now the gun to go for.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 30, 2018 15:09:42 GMT
Ah well... I got rid of Messi. I'm not going to have regrets now. After all, he had to carry that goat and the whole of the Argentinean team.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2018 15:19:25 GMT
Anyone else got captain griezmann? Not a bad shout I'm still putting my faith into the Belgians, so my new captain is Lukaku. However, my other forward is Griezmann and I'm playing the maximum captain boost, so we'll see where this will leave me. (Hopefully a bit further up the league table.) You should have still put griezmann.. I believe you can swap mid round if they haven't played yet EDIT: although I also have Lukaku (are you copying me?) And now this leaves me with a dilemma. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2018 15:20:56 GMT
This game has everything.
When you think Di Maria has the goal of the game wrapped up, up pops Pavard.
I did a full on partridge and screamed "SHIT" at the TV when he scored that.
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