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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 4, 2024 13:22:49 GMT
Have your trousers comedically fall down as you bend over to tie a shoelace.
Note: Only works if you go full commando.
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Post by amipal on Jul 4, 2024 13:37:47 GMT
Vote for THIS. Morning Not much going on. Trying to get my work done before the strikes start tomorrow. OTTM, eldests new boyfriend keeps coming round and consuming my stuff. Last night he drank my last can of Mango Rubicon. Might have to enlist the services of Mr Tiddles. Ply him with booze. Keep forcing beers on him, until he makes a completely unacceptable embarrassment of himself. Then when he’s recovered, remind him of the fact whenever circumstances demand it. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 4, 2024 13:45:30 GMT
Works much better with a bit of vin rogue.
You can persuade an inexperienced drinker to get quite spectacularly drunk on wine if they drink it a bit too fast.
It's all fine until suddenly it isn't.
You can also do this with Shenguin, except it takes 3 times as much wine and the risk is much higher that he will simply carry on drinking.
Also he is pretty much unembarrassable. He'll tell the story about when you were naive enough to ply him with 4 bottles of red wine and he redecorated your bathroom.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jul 4, 2024 15:12:08 GMT
Morning! A creamy yeah to one and all!
Votes have been cast, and now we await Starmergeddon.
Gams - been on that Nightingale. It's like Valheim but not as good. I really should stop buying games and just play Valheim.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 4, 2024 15:20:20 GMT
In news that came as absolutely no surprise to me, my dad apparently got into an argument with several people outside the polling station
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 4, 2024 15:50:21 GMT
In news that came as absolutely no surprise to me, my dad apparently got into an argument with several people outside the polling station Did he vote Reform? I bet my Dad did. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2024 16:02:52 GMT
I’m not happy that Michael Gove stepped down. In a way I think he should have been forced to stand. I know it’s not really enforceable. It just feels that the voting public have been cheated.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 4, 2024 16:14:54 GMT
In news that came as absolutely no surprise to me, my dad apparently got into an argument with several people outside the polling station Did he vote Reform? I bet my Dad did. Yep. Farage is his hero. Apparently the first argument was with the two Reform campaigners who were sat outside the polling station. It seems my dad felt they weren't doing enough to 'educate' people on the WEF, globalists etc. Then he saw a young person and so decided to berate her because apparently young people don't vote. It sounds like she gave as good as she got though |
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Post by scubar on Jul 4, 2024 16:23:53 GMT
I’m not happy that Michael Gove stepped down. In a way I think he should have been forced to stand. I know it’s not really enforceable. It just feels that the voting public have been cheated. Having to make do with Mogg, Gullis and Mercer, but it’s not quite the same. |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 4, 2024 16:49:14 GMT
Which one does everyone despise the most? Probably Reese-Mogg for me. Can't stand his face or voice. Smug cunt
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 4, 2024 16:53:25 GMT
I’m not happy that Michael Gove stepped down. In a way I think he should have been forced to stand. I know it’s not really enforceable. It just feels that the voting public have been cheated. Having to make do with Mogg, Gullis and Mercer, but it’s not quite the same. Rubber Johnny Mercer? |
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Post by scubar on Jul 4, 2024 17:02:36 GMT
Having to make do with Mogg, Gullis and Mercer, but it’s not quite the same. Rubber Johnny Mercer? The very same. Who called the police on some peaceful protestors yesterday, for having disgusting banners saying things like “Mercer Out” “Beep If You Agree” |
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Post by Destry on Jul 4, 2024 17:33:14 GMT
Grant Shapps is a smug twat. I would love it, LOVE IT, if he lost his seat.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 4, 2024 17:38:14 GMT
Why do they call it a Portillo moment? Does the losing candidate have to don a pair of mustard jumbo cords and get an Uber straight to the train station with only a copy of Bradshaw's for company?
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Post by Destry on Jul 4, 2024 17:49:22 GMT
Why do they call it a Portillo moment? Does the losing candidate have to don a pair of mustard jumbo cords and get an Uber straight to the train station with only a copy of Bradshaw's for company? It's called a Portaloo moment because their expression in defeat looks like they've just had the contents of one tipped over their head. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 4, 2024 18:19:27 GMT
Is there a chance the short-trousered pipsqueak, Rish! could lose? That would get my interest. I mean, he lost against Liz Truss when his own party had a vote, so there must be a chance.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 4, 2024 18:22:02 GMT
Anyway the big question is, who is going to win the first to declare race? Sunderland or Newcastle? Why-aye pet, got meself some crocodile shoes like, why-aye.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 4, 2024 18:49:08 GMT
Why do they call it a Portillo moment? Does the losing candidate have to don a pair of mustard jumbo cords and get an Uber straight to the train station with only a copy of Bradshaw's for company? Is the traditional moment when you can down a celebratory bottle of port at 3 a.m, then realise your bathroom will resemble a post festival Portaloo the following day. Also known as Friday as in Scotland. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 4, 2024 19:17:40 GMT
Tomorrow there will be 8 living former prime ministers
Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak.
John Major (29 March 1943), who is the oldest and whose political career ended 27 years ago, is younger than Joe Biden (20 November 1942).
It's.difficult to imagine Major standing for pm currently.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2024 19:42:02 GMT
Why do they call it a Portillo moment?  |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2024 19:43:56 GMT
Voted, had dinner, bought beer, off until a week on Monday.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2024 20:40:01 GMT
A Labour majority of 20 seats. Calling it
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Post by lazybones on Jul 4, 2024 20:40:19 GMT
Oh Jeremy Corbyn!
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 4, 2024 21:01:42 GMT
Here we go
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Post by Faceless on Jul 4, 2024 21:04:18 GMT
Wake me up when it's over
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