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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 11, 2024 15:26:26 GMT
Proboards bear ate my first attempt at that.
A good thing though.
You may find it difficult to believe, but the first go was less well thought out.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 11, 2024 15:27:07 GMT
Guys
Don't fall for Sandy's reverse psychology trick. He's trying to build up our hope so he can laugh even harder on Sunday night when Spain give us a damn good thrashing.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 11, 2024 15:28:11 GMT
Tbf Sir Beer would be mad not to capitalise on an England victory. A second Cool Britannia could be on the cards - get Noel and Liam shaking hands on an Oasis reunion at Downing Street, photo ops with Robbie Williams, maybe even appoint Kula Shaker to the House of Lords? Charles ordering a hit, erm sorry, The People's Princess Kate killed in a tragic car accident in Paris? Too soon? Kate's been dead for months. Get with the program. They are still training the cyborg AI to appear in public. Also Chazza got on ok with her. It's Meghan he'd crush under a Megane. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 11, 2024 15:28:19 GMT
Fao @theenglish I am currently on holiday in your country and last night at an expensive seaside chip shop was sold fish in batter which turned out to have the skin still on it, inside the batter. Is this normal in your culture? And if so could I politely encourage you to have a collective fucking word with yourselves? Thx in advance. Xx This is perfectly normal on Yorkshires Gold Coast, as long as the fish was Haddock, obvs. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 11, 2024 15:30:44 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 11, 2024 15:35:12 GMT
It's a very modern English thing to charge loads for food with the shitty bits still attached
There's 3 ranges
1) Dirt cheap. Salt, sawdust. bones and whatever was in the machine still from when it was last used. Not ideal
2) Normal food. Most of the bad stuff is gone
3) Posh food. Most of the bad stuff wasn't taken off in the first place. Of course you want to pay top money for fish with all the bones still in it. And yes the bread should be slightly grey and have big holes in it and be incredibly chewy. And yes that hole did cost you about £1. Would you like another?
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 11, 2024 15:39:02 GMT
I had a haircut earlier, as I walked out of the barbers I was swarmed upon by the ladies.
(Well, the ones on mobility scooters anyway)
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 11, 2024 16:13:47 GMT
Fao @theenglish I am currently on holiday in your country and last night at an expensive seaside chip shop was sold fish in batter which turned out to have the skin still on it, inside the batter. Is this normal in your culture? And if so could I politely encourage you to have a collective fucking word with yourselves? Thx in advance. Xx This is perfectly normal on Yorkshires Gold Coast, as long as the fish was Haddock, obvs. Haddock with skin on, cod off. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 11, 2024 16:18:18 GMT
Dip is like making love to 6 beautiful women.
Everyone consents in advance. But most of the promises are broken, half the participants end up dead, and no matter how much mutual encouragement there is, nobody actually wins.
Edit: oh, and the dead ones are glad they no longer have to take part. It's very important the dead don't take part, as they don't have access to armies or fleets.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 11, 2024 16:20:54 GMT
This is perfectly normal on Yorkshires Gold Coast, as long as the fish was Haddock, obvs. Haddock with skin on, cod off. Madness. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 11, 2024 16:21:04 GMT
It occurs to me that I might be doing Dip wrong.
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 11, 2024 16:51:58 GMT
I thought the fish and chips shop sausage were just skin and unmentionable bits? Take away anyone?
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 11, 2024 17:52:56 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 11, 2024 17:57:29 GMT
They should give you Jan 2nd as a holiday. That would even things up.
I want a holiday here without the child.
"Sightseeing is boring"
We came back to the foodhall for our last night.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 11, 2024 18:07:16 GMT
I thought Tuffers' sausage was just skin and unmentionable bits? Take away anyone? Nah, he can keep it. |
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Post by stxdpr on Jul 11, 2024 18:14:31 GMT
They should give you Jan 2nd as a holiday. That would even things up. I want a holiday here without the child. "Sightseeing is boring" We came back to the foodhall for our last night. I think the second is a bh as if you went to the Dr for a note that amount of liver failure would need medical intervention rather than just another kip. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 11, 2024 18:31:07 GMT
"Wildplassen is verboden"
Thought this place was liberal.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 11, 2024 18:36:16 GMT
Chinese takeaway ordered!
Between four:
King prawn chow mein
Singapore fried rice
Sweet n sour chicken BALLS
salt n pepper chips
(they'll be complimentary prawn crackers too)
CHOW DOWN WIDE LOAD!
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Post by sandybahookie on Jul 11, 2024 19:53:00 GMT
Guys Don't fall for Sandy's reverse psychology trick. He's trying to build up our hope so he can laugh even harder on Sunday night when Spain give us a damn good thrashing. Not at all, after revenge for Graham Taylor, payback and justice for Elizabeth I is even longer overdue. Its destiny, the Spanish must pay. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 11, 2024 19:58:10 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 11, 2024 19:59:10 GMT
I thought the fish and chips shop sausage were just skin and unmentionable bits? Take away anyone? No thanks, I heard he touches it at night.. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 11, 2024 20:56:50 GMT
Hmmm, has anyone considered that if England actually win the footy that the space time continuum will shatter this signalling the end of this timeline? Bless’d oblivion! |
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Post by amipal on Jul 11, 2024 21:02:33 GMT
Evening all.
It’s my birthday! Yay!
And I worked. Boo!
But I had sushi delivered for lunch! Yay!
I was then going to have a lovely steak dinner! Yay!
But instead had a migraine and had to take to my bed. Boo!
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Post by Destry on Jul 11, 2024 21:04:33 GMT
Happy Birthday amipal (and your evil twin too) |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 11, 2024 21:08:31 GMT
Happy Birthday amipal (and your good twin too) I bet his brother enjoyed two steaks and no headache. |
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