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Post by Faceless on Jul 22, 2024 14:19:26 GMT
Is it 2024? That doesn't look right now I've typed it. 2024 is the distant future surely
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 22, 2024 14:35:38 GMT
Where's Lazybones off to? If it's Holland again, I will bar him from the Garrick Club forthwith.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 22, 2024 15:03:53 GMT
and that's the last we'll hear from Lazy as his mobile communication causes the plane to crash in the Atlantic, maybe into an oil rig*? *unlikely knowing where they're placed even so might affect the navigation. It's 2024. They have WiFi on planes now When Shenguin wants wi-fi in the office he just shouts at the person.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 22, 2024 15:07:58 GMT
Is it 2024? That doesn't look right now I've typed it. 2024 is the distant future surely As Zager and Evans (might have) said: In the year 2025 if mankind is still alive If woman can survive, they may find In the year 2026 Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 22, 2024 15:14:41 GMT
Aw man. I wish I was going to Amsterdam with Lazybones. Or without. Either would be fine tbh. No offence.
The problem with KLF airlines is they might burn the plane halfway there.
I heard a rumour that the KLF money they burned was old notes, and they were insured for £50k, so it only cost £50k. But I don't see how that would work.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 22, 2024 15:28:01 GMT
Hello
I am now in Holland. I was typing while I was on the plane - up in the air - but I sent it when the plane landed.
I’m not sure my dad’s going to like Amsterdam. I got a hotel that was as central as possible, but in Amsterdam as central as possible isn’t necessarily good.
I landed and went to the hotel. I’m now going back to Schiphol to meet my dad. I’m wondering if I might be able to have a La Chouffe in the Grand Cafe Plaza.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 22, 2024 15:43:47 GMT
I'm sure Lazy's dad will like Amsterdam. At the very least he can tour the canals and pretend he's in Venice Birmingham. Most Brummies enjoy visiting foreign canals and comparing them loudly to Brum. As in it's awroight, kid, but actually Brum's got more canals.
You can stand on the Rialto Bridge and guaranteed a Brummie will arrive to tell you Birmingham has more canals. It is what we do.
Failing that a couple of joints and a trip round the red light district will restore his vim.
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Post by gongfarmer on Jul 22, 2024 15:46:52 GMT
Why do i get the feeling Lazys dad is going to have to be dragged out of a 'house of warm ladies' in the early hours, off his mash on ecstasy cake, with a big smile on his face, and giving it the 'we should do this every weekend from now on, son' vibes.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 22, 2024 15:49:02 GMT
Birmingham World Tour
Falkirk Wheel It's awroight kid, but actually Brum has more canals Llangollen Canal viaduct It's awroight kid, but actually Brum has more canals Norfolk Broads It's awroight kid, but actually Brum has more canals. I ain't even sure these are canals Venice It's awroight kid, but actually Brum has more canals Amsterdam It's awroight kid, but actually Brum has more canals Panama It's awroight kid, but actually Brum has more canals Suez It's awroight kid, but actually Brum has more canals Gas Street Basin It's awroight kid.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 22, 2024 15:54:54 GMT
My dad does like to compare canals. Usually his comment will be along the lines of ‘Why can’t we have something like this in Birmingham?’
I’m not sure how well Amsterdam’s comparing to Birmingham today. I feel enlivened by the chaos but it is definite chaos. I might have to lure my dad onto some trams to get away from the centre.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 22, 2024 16:35:18 GMT
I regret travelling to Glasgow wearing shorts and a T shirt.
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Post by Destry on Jul 22, 2024 16:36:17 GMT
Overdressed?
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 22, 2024 16:53:30 GMT
Faceless in the pay of big WiFi.
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Post by whatalark on Jul 22, 2024 17:31:08 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 22, 2024 18:12:13 GMT
I regret travelling to Glasgow wearing shorts and a T shirt. It's fucking roasting. I forgot you were coming. You here now? Just left Glasgow Central to go home.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 22, 2024 18:13:38 GMT
Ok, 19°C
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 22, 2024 18:18:10 GMT
I'm tasked with purchasing Sabrina Carpenter tickets tomorrow. Which means I'm paying for them. Fucks sake.
My "joke" of putting the WWF cookie money towards them went down well.
The PM paid for TayTay & Olivia Rodrigo so I shouldn't complain.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 22, 2024 18:35:35 GMT
I'm tasked with purchasing Sabrina Carpenter tickets tomorrow. Which means I'm paying for them. Fucks sake. My "joke" of putting the WWF cookie money towards them went down well. The PM paid for TayTay & Olivia Rodrigo so I shouldn't complain. Don't you share the cost? Genuinely interested. Also wouldn't Tay Tay be far more expensive that the other 2 combined?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 22, 2024 18:53:56 GMT
I regret travelling to Glasgow wearing shorts and a T shirt. It's fucking roasting. I forgot you were coming. You here now? Just left Glasgow Central to go home. No, still on train. Maybe 30 minutes away. I'm looking out the window and raining. Looks cold too. Very grey.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 22, 2024 18:56:24 GMT
Was sunny and warm when I left town. To be nice the next couple of days.
When you here till?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 22, 2024 18:59:21 GMT
Was sunny and warm when I left town. To be nice the next couple of days. When you here till? I've got an employee rep meeting tomorrow and then shooting straight home. Got another to do on Thursday morning in south London.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 22, 2024 19:10:44 GMT
Was sunny and warm when I left town. To be nice the next couple of days. When you here till? I've got an employee rep meeting tomorrow and then shooting straight home. Got another to do on Thursday morning in south London. "There's good news and bad news. Bad news is you're all getting sacked so I'm here to tell you how shit your pension is and encourage you to put your redundancy money into it. The good news is, I've been promoted". "That's not good news, that irrelevant news". "Lol, I'll think you find promotion is generally considered good news. "Get the English cunt and fuck him up lads".
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Post by BigG74 on Jul 22, 2024 19:20:07 GMT
I'm sure Lazy's dad will like Amsterdam. At the very least he can tour the canals and pretend he's in Venice Birmingham. Most Brummies enjoy visiting foreign canals and comparing them loudly to Brum. As in it's awroight, kid, but actually Brum's got more canals. You can stand on the Rialto Bridge and guaranteed a Brummie will arrive to tell you Birmingham has more canals. It is what we do. Failing that a couple of joints and a trip round the red light district will restore his vim. I think yow've med a mistake. According to the BBC there are more cuts in the Black Country than Brum and Venice in aggregate. And I'm not including the small town in Staffordshire
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Post by BigG74 on Jul 22, 2024 19:25:28 GMT
I'm sure Lazy's dad will like Amsterdam. At the very least he can tour the canals and pretend he's in Venice Birmingham. Most Brummies enjoy visiting foreign canals and comparing them loudly to Brum. As in it's awroight, kid, but actually Brum's got more canals. You can stand on the Rialto Bridge and guaranteed a Brummie will arrive to tell you Birmingham has more canals. It is what we do. Failing that a couple of joints and a trip round the red light district will restore his vim. I think yow've med a mistake. According to the BBC there are more cuts in the Black Country than Brum and Venice in aggregate. And I'm not including the small town in Staffordshire Then again there's more of those with a "n" in Birmingham
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 22, 2024 19:55:58 GMT
How many have Wenches living near by?
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