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Post by stxdpr on Aug 10, 2024 13:09:30 GMT
Been on the riot innit. He's not allowed to post from prison. I know they smuggle phones in but where did tuffers hide that steam deck? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 10, 2024 13:28:06 GMT
I've heard tell that if you repeat his name 3 times he materialises and murders you with a sharpened stick of Scarborough rock.
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Post by whatalark on Aug 10, 2024 13:44:43 GMT
Tuffers disappears at the same time as Vashi the diamond dealer with £170m. Obviously not a coincidence.
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 10, 2024 14:08:47 GMT
I've heard tell that if you repeat his name 3 times he materialises and murders you with a sharpened stick of Scarborough rock. Arrives in a subaru with Taylor swift concert taxi on the side? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 10, 2024 14:44:53 GMT
I understand that London Zoo will have a new primate exhibit this evening.
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Post by amipal on Aug 10, 2024 15:29:01 GMT
Afternoon all! MrTiddles A beige ID.3? I haven’t seen that colour in the car configurator… Mine’s going in for its first MOT at the end of the month. |
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 10, 2024 15:37:37 GMT
Does the amount of time it was off the road for repairs not count as part of the mot timings?
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 10, 2024 16:15:18 GMT
Chilli Con Cranky bubbling away.
Tumbler of Malbec in the chilli,
tumbler of Malbec in the chef.
We watched more Time Bandits last night.
I've been playing a bit of some new Asphalt Legends nonsense. Trying to get to level 10 to see what the online multiplayer is like. It's loot box tastic so far not surprisingly.
The PM got tickets to some food festival (with music) thing in a local park tomorrow. Supposed to be a nice day.
We're taking the child's pal. This means the pm won't booze. At all.
Fucks sake.
Which means I'll need to keep my intake limited. I've nae chews unfortunately as a cheeky third would have been perfect.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 10, 2024 16:16:31 GMT
Afternoon all! MrTiddles A beige ID.3? I haven’t seen that colour in the car configurator… Mine’s going in for its first MOT at the end of the month. Well, it was a light brown color. As I remarked to my passenger, 'Looks like a cat had a bowel malfunction'. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 10, 2024 18:16:24 GMT
Nice car,though. The old gives way to the new...
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 10, 2024 19:14:19 GMT
The PM is watching an episode of the 1st series of Strictly on BBC4.
Wow. It's so low rent.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 10, 2024 21:54:16 GMT
*cough*
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 10, 2024 22:05:06 GMT
Did Babyfark go to Edinburgh a while back ? I was assuming this was to get some practice in for his joke bonanza at the fringe. Still waiting to see his headliner on the news. I went to East Kilbride for work. I stayed in a hotel above a car park and saw a drunk scally get arrested outside Glasgow Central (may have been one of you guys). |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 10, 2024 22:05:54 GMT
But apart from that, it was OK I guess. Didn't rain, which was a fuckin' first.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 10, 2024 22:17:38 GMT
I've been sorting (finding) paperwork for the Scubaru's demise tomorrow. I have been drinking heavily, what can go wrong?
My niece is a bit of a tit, takes after her mum.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 10, 2024 22:43:10 GMT
I'm sensing unresolved sibling issues in the Tiddles family.
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 11, 2024 8:27:58 GMT
5am is too early to wake up on a Sunday. Today is my Monday and could do with more sleep.
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 11, 2024 9:10:44 GMT
Quiet here, might have to start insulting myself.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 11, 2024 9:12:41 GMT
Quiet here, might have to start insulting myself. Poor stxdpr, doesn't even have enough friends to insult him, the stupid fuckwit. |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 11, 2024 9:19:07 GMT
Was woken earlier by some fucker in the street with a yappy bastard dug.
EK is a strange place. A big housing scheme full of roundabouts. Like most new towns I suppose. I'm about 4.5 miles from it. Centre 1 the tax office is there.
There's a long straight road into EK from my bit that is used by drug dealers to push folk out of moving vehicles at high speed. Is BabyFark an enforcer for the Sheffield Spice gangs?
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 11, 2024 9:50:25 GMT
Morning, the niece cometh @12.30.
Text from niece: 'Shall we meet at the car?'
Nah... why don't we meet at Legoland?
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Post by gongfarmer on Aug 11, 2024 10:01:31 GMT
Wordle 1,149 4/6*
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morning
woke with well-earned hangover, and remembered we are hosting and roasting today so I’ve blearily browned a large joint and slung it in the general direction of the slow cooker along with stock and diced onions.
large hair of the dog may be required at some point.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 11, 2024 10:12:35 GMT
Wordle 1,149 2/6
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Soopoib. I think I'll join Gongy for a hair of the dog this afternoon.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 11, 2024 10:27:23 GMT
Morning, the niece cometh @12.30. Tids, sorry you're losing the motor. But think what a car meant to you at that age. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 11, 2024 10:44:59 GMT
Morning, the niece cometh @12.30. Tids, sorry you're losing the motor. But think what a car meant to you at that age. Frankly, I can't wait for it to fuck off to Somerset. A 20 year old Subaru has the potential to turn very rapidly into a very expensive liability, especially after I've had it for a few years.
[EDIT] Hang about. Are you calling me old? How rude.
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