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Post by scubar on Jul 9, 2018 10:11:51 GMT
This is shit chat.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 9, 2018 10:16:41 GMT
Sauerkraut for lunch. curry for dinner. 10 pints.
Naked gambol out of bed the next morning. Job done.
Quick shower, brush your teeth and off to work.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 9, 2018 10:33:58 GMT
While many teenage boys contemplate the logistics of 'doing a Prince', the young Shenguin was more concerned with figuring out how to shit into his own mouth
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 9, 2018 11:31:50 GMT
Left over toed-in-the-hole and roast potatoes. No autocoprophagy today.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 9, 2018 11:40:50 GMT
Impressive flexibility boasting from Shenguin there. Here's a picture of him reading about the crisis in government. You can tell from the expression on his face that he's reached the bit about Jacob Rees-Mogg having choked on his own Latin wisecrack.  |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 9, 2018 11:54:32 GMT
Games
Fortnite
I killed people over the weekend (in game).
I saw one hide in a room so I opened the door and machine gunned him. Toe to toe. Amazingly I won and he died.
I also did someone in in open combat. I was happily killing his mate as well when I got outflanked by a third.
I think 50 v 50 can be a bit easier for kills. It doesn't record stats properly though.
If things go well I am no longer an absolute liability. Mostly I am a liability obvs.
I do hang round at the back and support the bullies though. It is safer that way
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 9, 2018 11:55:32 GMT
I even made the kills without sacrificing a member of my team as bait.
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Post by amipal on Jul 9, 2018 12:03:56 GMT
You people.
This place.
Hello all. In Mad Max, I have reached possibly the best character ever to have been created for a video game: a man obsessed with fairy lights.
He has this gimp fellow with him whose sole purpose is to power the lights using a petrol-powered generator he carries around on his front.
He sent me on a quest to fetch some replacement bulbs from a buried airport.
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Post by scubar on Jul 9, 2018 12:22:31 GMT
You people. This place. Hello all. In Mad Max, I have reached possibly the best character ever to have been created for a video game: a man obsessed with fairy lights. He has this gimp fellow with him whose sole purpose is to power the lights using a petrol-powered generator he carries around on his front. He sent me on a quest to fetch some replacement bulbs from a buried airport. Oh man, the airport. You’re in for a treat. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 9, 2018 12:29:03 GMT
Oh man, the airport. You’re in for a treat. I have done it. Bit peeved that I missed a single piece of scrap - I'm usual very fastidious. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jul 9, 2018 12:30:24 GMT
Afternoon Peeps
Fantastic start to the morning - up at 5.30, then 60 mile drive to find fire engine outside office. Hooray! no it was not on fire but has a power cut. Boo! Escorted to my desk by fireman to pick up laptop and charger, and told me to go home as it would be off all day. 60 miles back home - log in and get mail from boss saying all power back on. grrrrr
On the plus side, I have a full belly of sausages and couscous, and only slight nausea from eating it while reading Baby's all too graphic descriptions of how to accurately crap on yer own tonsils
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 9, 2018 12:33:53 GMT
Games: Got late on Saturday watching Russia vs. Croatia with yet another penalty shootout thriller. Then I learnt on Saturday that now that Denmark is no longer in the tournament, my brother has switched allegiance to Croatia. Awkward. With Sunday being a football-free day, I got stuck into Skyrim and managed to finish some minor quests, most notably the one about the bear pelts for Temba Wide-Arm, so that I can finally collect and discard bear pelts without being constantly reminded that she wants ten of the damn things.
I also returned to the site of Lucky Lorenz's Shack. I had already been there before and found his copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid, which told me all I needed to know about the owner, but there had been no trace of him otherwise. Fortunately I looked up the location online and figured out that there was supposed to be a body somewhere with a treasure map on him. I finally located him; he had slipped into the water under the shack.
I had a quest item for the College to retrieve from Mara's Eye Pond and collected the treasure at Gallows Rock on the way. Returned to the College, fought the obligatory dragon in the courtyard, did some enchanting and smashed some ingredients together in experimental alchemy, as one does.
Four stars.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 9, 2018 12:59:13 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 9, 2018 13:49:37 GMT
Salami sandwich and salt and vinegar crisps for lunch. It's actually quite cloudy here now.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 9, 2018 14:04:35 GMT
BoJo's gone.
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Post by Destry on Jul 9, 2018 14:16:01 GMT
Brexit, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 9, 2018 14:26:51 GMT
Mogg to be handed the keys to number 10 as Harry lifts up the trophy.
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Post by Destry on Jul 9, 2018 14:27:30 GMT
Liam Fox will be next.
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Post by Conchord on Jul 9, 2018 14:29:07 GMT
Mogg to be handed the keys to number 10 as Harry lifts up the trophy. That'd make the Monday morning hangover completely unbearable. I'd predict a mass surge in visitors to Beachy Head/ Clifton. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 9, 2018 14:30:52 GMT
Mogg to be handed the keys to number 10 as Harry lifts up the trophy. Maybe Shenguin should stop posting about his lunch for a while. |
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Post by Destry on Jul 9, 2018 14:31:17 GMT
Trump will arrive on Thursday wondering where the fuck everybody's gone to.
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Post by Pyjakson on Jul 9, 2018 14:31:43 GMT
Mogg to be handed the keys to number 10 as Harry lifts up the trophy. Well, politicians do like to bury bad news under worse but that would only be the case for Scots in this instance. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 9, 2018 14:43:53 GMT
Mogg to be handed the keys to number 10 as Harry lifts up the trophy. Well, politicians do like to bury bad news under worse but that would only be the case for Scots in this instance. And then Mogg re-introduces Prima Noctae. But for the English it's burying bad news on a good news day. I think Putin recently raised the retirement age and VAT when Russia won matches. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 9, 2018 14:47:35 GMT
Gonna need to rethink the 'Top 5 Bellends' list at this rate. Maybe Piers will throw himself under a bus and we'll have a near new top 5. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jul 9, 2018 15:04:02 GMT
Well, politicians do like to bury bad news under worse but that would only be the case for Scots in this instance. And then Mogg re-introduces Prima Noctae. More fool him. Have you seen what our women look like? They're almost as bad as the men. |
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