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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 17, 2024 13:24:17 GMT
I'm wearing blue jeans by Armani, a white Polo shirt, an Armani sport coat, no tie, hair slicked back with Thompson mousse; since it’s drizzling, a pair of black waterproof lace-ups by Manolo Blahnik; three knives and two guns carried in a black Epi leather attaché case ($3,200) by Louis Vuitton; because it’s cold and I don’t want to fuck up my manicure, a pair of Armani deerskin gloves. Finally, a belted trench coat in black leather by Cianfranco Ferré that cost four thousand dollars. Alright Sir Keir, calm down. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 17, 2024 13:27:37 GMT
Tuffers almost had me there, until he mentioned 'slicked back hair'.
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Post by amipal on Sept 17, 2024 13:44:18 GMT
I'm wearing blue jeans by Armani, a white Polo shirt, an Armani sport coat, no tie, hair slicked back with Thompson mousse; since it’s drizzling, a pair of black waterproof lace-ups by Manolo Blahnik; three knives and two guns carried in a black Epi leather attaché case ($3,200) by Louis Vuitton; because it’s cold and I don’t want to fuck up my manicure, a pair of Armani deerskin gloves. Finally, a belted trench coat in black leather by Cianfranco Ferré that cost four thousand dollars. Who's this cool customer? Ice white shoes, ice white socks with navy blue double cadet stripe, a pair of shorts, t-shirt with chevron action flash. |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 17, 2024 13:52:43 GMT
I'm wearing a bin bag with arm holes, a shower cap coated with goose fat, a soiled adult nappy, knee pads, and jelly shoes that cost four dollars. ftfy |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 17, 2024 14:21:19 GMT
I'm wearing a bin bag with arm holes, a shower cap coated with goose fat, a soiled adult nappy, knee pads, and jelly shoes that cost four dollars. ftfy Ha! You forgot my Scooby Doo lunch box. How embarrassing for you. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 17, 2024 14:59:18 GMT
I am wearing clothes.
They don't fit that comfortably over my fur, but I think I look very smart.
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Post by stxdpr on Sept 17, 2024 16:57:03 GMT
Wait, I thought you all just were naked in your goblin gaming cave and only put smocks on to sneak down to spoons?
The tux was only for when the sister in law came round?
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Post by whatalark on Sept 17, 2024 17:44:31 GMT
Portillo is on the Glasgow trains on bbc2. Hope he knows to keep out of Cranks way.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 17, 2024 17:49:14 GMT
Here we go again
It's Tuesday at last
He's heading for the Waterloo Line
To catch the 8am fast
It's usually dead on time
Hope it isn't late
Got to be there by nine
Pin-stripe suit
Clean shirt and tie
Stops off at the corner shop
To buy The Times
"Good Morning Lazybones
How's the wife and home?
Did you get the car you've been looking for?
Did you get the car you've been looking for?"
Let me get inside you
Let me take control of you
We could have some good times
All this worry will get you down
I'll give you a new meaning to life
I don't think so
Sitting on the train
You're nearly there
You're a part of the production line
You're the same as him
You're like tinned sardines
Get out of the pack
Before they peel you back
Arrive at the Uni
Spot on time
The clock on the wall
Hasn't yet struck nine
"Good Morning Lazybones
The boss wants to see you alone
I hope its the promotion you've been looking for
I hope its the promotion you've been looking for"
"Come in Lazy old boy
Take a seat
Take the weight off your feet
I've some news to tell you
There's no longer a position for you
Sorry Lazyones"
Put on the kettle
And make some tea
It's all a part of feeling groovy
Put on your slippers
Turn on the TV
It's all a part of feeling groovy
It's time to relax
Now you've worked your arse off
But the only one smiling
Is the sun-tanned boss
Work and work and work and work
'Til you die
There's plenty more fish in the sea to fry
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 17, 2024 17:49:31 GMT
He’s not on this one.
I’d throw my yellow sticker m&s sandwich at him.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 17, 2024 17:56:44 GMT
Exploding pagers.
Zero day making them overheat?
Nasty but very clever
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 17, 2024 19:11:22 GMT
Exploding pagers. Zero day making them overheat? Nasty but very clever *warms up air quotes gesture* "covid" "vaccine" mrna nanoparticles. FACT. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 17, 2024 19:56:20 GMT
I've powered up my old Lava Lamp.
It's quite arousing.
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Post by lazybones on Sept 17, 2024 20:09:30 GMT
I ‘liked’ the song but really it terrifies me.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 17, 2024 20:20:00 GMT
Actually, that Lava Lamp looks more like a speciman jar with a fucked up face-hugger in it at the moment.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 17, 2024 20:21:48 GMT
In other news, I delved into The Callisto Protocol earlier. It's not grabbing me as much as I thought it would. Will persevere.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 17, 2024 20:29:14 GMT
I ‘liked’ the song but really it terrifies me. Sorry Lazybones. I was going to put Crank but that doesn't rhyme with Smithers-Jones. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 17, 2024 21:08:55 GMT
It's very difficult to follow the chat in here today. Quite confusing.
Also quite erotic though, so there is that.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 17, 2024 23:10:16 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 18, 2024 5:23:59 GMT
I ‘liked’ the song but really it terrifies me. Sorry Lazybones. I was going to put Crank but that doesn't rhyme with Smithers-Jones. Ever felt cheated? |
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