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Post by Tuffers on Oct 10, 2024 12:55:04 GMT
All Frankenstein Food is made out of Pangolin innards at a laboratory in Wuhan.
FACTS.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 10, 2024 12:55:19 GMT
Morning
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Post by Faceless on Oct 10, 2024 13:06:41 GMT
Its fucking freezing in Edinburgh and Ive had the lurgy for the last 6 days, some kind of flu bug I think. OTTM: I need to move house, the bebe is in our room with us and there are no more available rooms, using foresight I can predict that we'll need a larger abode, plus another room for mammiferes parents to stay as they'll want to come and see bebe often I imagine. That means 5 BEDROOMS! Which in the southside of Edinburgh will require me to borrow enormous sums from the Bank. Option B is seduce an old lady and get her to leave me her mansion, but Im not sure I can do that in timescale I have. Surely you don't want space for the in laws to stay? Better they have to rely on an airbnb, so they are close enough to babysit, but not so close you have to shit with the door closed |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 10, 2024 13:09:58 GMT
If God had meant us to eat plants, he wouldn't have made all those tasty animals.
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Post by sandybahookie on Oct 10, 2024 13:23:49 GMT
Its fucking freezing in Edinburgh and Ive had the lurgy for the last 6 days, some kind of flu bug I think. OTTM: I need to move house, the bebe is in our room with us and there are no more available rooms, using foresight I can predict that we'll need a larger abode, plus another room for mammiferes parents to stay as they'll want to come and see bebe often I imagine. That means 5 BEDROOMS! Which in the southside of Edinburgh will require me to borrow enormous sums from the Bank. Option B is seduce an old lady and get her to leave me her mansion, but Im not sure I can do that in timescale I have. Surely you don't want space for the in laws to stay? Better they have to rely on an airbnb, so they are close enough to babysit, but not so close you have t oshit with the door closedNo I like the in-laws visiting, they bring cheese and we dont speak the same language so theres no talk required. Plus in my new enormous debt pit there will be possibly be more than one toilet, I hope, for 5 bedrooms.... |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 10, 2024 13:24:47 GMT
House buying in Edinburgh.
Oof. Good luck.
I know what the prices were in Trinity when the in laws sold theirs about 7yrs ago. I'm guessing they've not gone down.
I've just been told to order a ring light for work. Not exactly sure what they're for lighting up.
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Post by sandybahookie on Oct 10, 2024 13:24:47 GMT
wow I dont know how I did that incredible posting there.
"No I like the in-laws visiting, they bring cheese and we dont speak the same language so theres no talk required. Plus in my new enormous debt pit there will be possibly be more than one toilet, I hope, for 5 bedrooms...."
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 10, 2024 15:05:30 GMT
I thought Edinburgh people still used window toilets?
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 10, 2024 15:28:07 GMT
Just Wester Hailes
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Post by whatalark on Oct 10, 2024 15:40:22 GMT
Blood test shows blood sugar levels much improved. Celebrated with a bar of chocolate.
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Post by amipal on Oct 10, 2024 16:21:55 GMT
Bloodchat: because I have a dicky ticker, I get to have the Bill Gates nanotech before the rest of you. Booya!
Oh, and I got a flu jab at the same time. Both arms are now sore.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 10, 2024 16:53:05 GMT
*mustn't quote post and swap the t&d*
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 10, 2024 17:05:47 GMT
I was wondering why he has a cock clock?
Possibly something like a sex metronome. To set a rhythm
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 10, 2024 17:06:33 GMT
Bloodchat: because I have a ticky dicker, I get to have the Bill Gates nanotech before the rest of you. Booya! Oh, and I got a flu jab at the same time. Both arms are now sore. You have a what now? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 10, 2024 17:46:46 GMT
Bloodchat: because I have a dicky ticker, I get to have the Bill Gates nanotech before the rest of you. Booya! Oh, and I got a flu jab at the same time. Both arms are now sore. They keep offering it to me too, but I can't be bothered. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 10, 2024 18:05:38 GMT
They keep offering it to me too, but I can't be bothered. Amipal is a sex pest? Lived in Brighton too long probably. Gets a bit of fame from YouTube. Inevitable. Surprised though, comes across really nice. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 10, 2024 19:14:37 GMT
Killed it again.
Like a pervert with a small kitten.
The PM has come back from her folks with home made butter chicken for my dinner. The PM's mum has put more chilli in this time. Bootiful.
Talking of weirdos.
Installing EmuDeck on the laptop to check the performance against the Linux version I've been trying.
Some games shortly.
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Post by amipal on Oct 10, 2024 19:43:20 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 10, 2024 19:45:12 GMT
So far as I can see EmuDeck is not a Rod Hull simulator.
Daky will be most disappointed.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 10, 2024 19:49:09 GMT
Carsley out.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 10, 2024 19:50:03 GMT
Amipal. RIP in pieces.
He had a good innings.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 10, 2024 19:54:02 GMT
Hi
Silent Hill 2 chat.
I have received the game (yesterday). But it wasn't the loser nerd twat steelbox edition I paid for. Just had an email saying they're sending that separately tomorrow.
I can only assume that Game have now been nationalised.
Obviously, I haven't played it yet.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 10, 2024 20:19:55 GMT
So far as I can see EmuDeck is not a Rod Hull simulator. Daky will be most disappointed. Daky is in Hollywood now. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 10, 2024 20:27:58 GMT
Carsley ou...
Ah screw you Tuffers.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 10, 2024 20:30:22 GMT
*1-0 finger wag*
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