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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 25, 2024 12:24:33 GMT
I have been informed that tomorrow, Mrs T and I are babysitting a 7 and 9 year old for 4 hours. I am apparently on 'Riot Control'.
I didn't sign up for this shit.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 25, 2024 12:33:17 GMT
"Uncle Tids?...
I've shat the floor"
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 25, 2024 12:41:53 GMT
My BiL's kids. The 9 year old boy is apparently not quite all there in the bonce dept. Has a habit of rolling around on the floor and screaming, like Tuffers at a weight-loss convention. Hmmmnnn... |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 25, 2024 12:47:45 GMT
Today’s the day where I head off on a grand trek across the country, destination: Plymouth. Don't stray from the path. |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 25, 2024 12:54:59 GMT
I'm cuddly!
*rolls around on floor screaming*
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 25, 2024 12:55:42 GMT
Today’s the day where I head off on a grand trek across the country, destination: Plymouth. Don't stray from the path. Woah there. I think we need to consider this more carefully before reaching such a drastic conclusion. |
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Post by whatalark on Oct 25, 2024 13:11:56 GMT
Pity the sun's not out you could teach the kids how to set light to things using a magnifying glass.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 25, 2024 13:19:04 GMT
The parents are going to see Rhod Gilbert perform at the Theatre Royal, so we have them between 7-11pm.
Ach, I'll just bung Gangster No1. on, followed by Ichi the Killer. Might need Dead Man's Shoes as backup.
I'm not watching the fucking Moomins all bloody evening.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 25, 2024 13:33:24 GMT
Nil By Mouth.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 25, 2024 13:54:12 GMT
He should feed them something.
Can of monster each about 10.45pm
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 25, 2024 14:10:10 GMT
Give them sugary sweets and lots of unsupervised painting.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 25, 2024 14:12:58 GMT
Just had a 30 min power cut. As soon as I gave the National Grid my postcode, the power went on.
I'm kind of a big deal around here.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 25, 2024 16:20:56 GMT
You're all pretending you've got a power cut, aren't you?
Bastards.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 25, 2024 16:27:28 GMT
Making dinner. Sausage pasta.
Had a sneezing fit whilst cleaning down the back of the child's bed. Haven't stopped with the runny nose and think it might be the cold. Balls.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 25, 2024 16:37:28 GMT
Fucks sake. There was fresh tagliatelle in the fridge and I forgot. Shoved dried rigatoni on instead. Double balls.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 25, 2024 17:16:19 GMT
I had a "Grande" burrito. It was fuckin' massive.
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 25, 2024 17:40:50 GMT
I even showed the guys which power line to take out, only 30 mins peace. Next is taking out local grid bits.
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 25, 2024 17:41:48 GMT
I had a "Grande" burrito. It was fuckin' massive. Here's hoping it doesn't go grande on your insides, any issues just shit on the floor and roll around crying. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 25, 2024 17:50:43 GMT
Afternoon, sitting in a bar in Brooklyn before getting on the ship and I'm drinking my first bottle of Bud. 4"
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Post by Destry on Oct 25, 2024 17:51:22 GMT
Evening all,
Not sure we will be moving next Friday as our buyer is still fucking us around.
Happy days.
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 25, 2024 18:11:51 GMT
You'll be pleased to know I'm not paying the outrageous WiFi price so farewell until the beginning of November.
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Post by Destry on Oct 25, 2024 18:15:05 GMT
You'll be pleased to know I'm not paying the outrageous WiFi price so farewell until the beginning of November. Maybe send us a postcard? |
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Post by Destry on Oct 25, 2024 18:17:48 GMT
BTW you never answered Lazy whether you're in the haunted cabin on the ship,
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 25, 2024 18:24:24 GMT
Evening all, Not sure we will be moving next Friday as our buyer is still fucking us around. Happy days. I'm sure they'll be happy just to occupy your home without legally owning it if they are Israeli. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 25, 2024 18:26:13 GMT
BTW you never answered Lazy whether you're in the haunted cabin on the ship, I missed that, I don't know and since I don't believe in ghosts I'll say, no. |
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