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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 19, 2018 17:58:10 GMT
It's freshers week, and the students in the house opposite are already behaving like wonderful, considerate people. There is a good chance that by the end of the night I may have become a multiple murderer. Again. You should be going over there and partying with them. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 19, 2018 17:59:29 GMT
How desperate is this?  Good thinking, but does it actually work? I tend to give these things a hearty squeeze until they've been wrung dry. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 19, 2018 18:05:42 GMT
Good thinking, but does it actually work? I tend to give these things a hearty squeeze until they've been wrung dry. I was trying to be civilised but ended up cutting the corner off with a knife anyway <edit> Scissors, I'm not that hard |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 19, 2018 18:28:37 GMT
How desperate is this? Good thinking, but does it actually work? I tend to give these things a hearty squeeze until they've been wrung dry. That's what she said. |
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Post by amipal on Sept 19, 2018 18:31:36 GMT
It's freshers week, and the students in the house opposite are already behaving like wonderful, considerate people. There is a good chance that by the end of the night I may have become a multiple murderer. Again. You should be going over there and partying with them. "Hey cool dudes, who wants to P. A. R. T. Y.?" Guarantee that they move out within a week. |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 19, 2018 18:35:01 GMT
It's freshers week, and the students in the house opposite are already behaving like wonderful, considerate people. There is a good chance that by the end of the night I may have become a multiple murderer. Again. You should be going over there and partying with them. I may not be too old, but I'm definitely too tired. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 19, 2018 18:38:14 GMT
You should be going over there and partying with them. I may not be too old, but I'm definitely too tired. Sorry, if you're too tired, you're too old* * unless you've been partying the night away** for the last 48 hours** if you've been "partying the night away", you're too old |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 18:41:04 GMT
From what I've read all students these days are tee-total vegans, they're probably bloody millennials.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 19, 2018 18:44:22 GMT
From what I've read all students these days are tee-total vegans, they're probably bloody millennials. This. Drinking coke zero and getting high on life. Wankers. |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 19, 2018 18:49:07 GMT
I'm now watching them from the upstairs window. Shirtless, and holding my hammer*.
They haven't seen me yet. But they will.
*not a euphemism.
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Post by Pyjakson on Sept 19, 2018 18:49:09 GMT
Quick, send in melvazord! He knows how to deal with millenials.
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Post by Destry on Sept 19, 2018 18:54:03 GMT
I'm now watching them from the upstairs window. Shirtless, and holding my hammer*. Why are they holding your hammer? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 19, 2018 18:55:04 GMT
From what I've read all students these days are tee-total vegans, they're probably bloody millennials. This. Drinking coke zero and getting high on life. Wankers. For 30 years we had computer science students do a placement year and it was noticeable that in the latter years alcohol wasn't as prevalent as earlier, though the later ones did tend to be frighteningly good at what they did albeit a bit dull Couldn't spell for fuck though |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 19, 2018 18:58:09 GMT
I'm now watching them from the upstairs window. Shirtless, and holding my hammer*. They haven't seen me yet. But they will. *not a euphemism. Do you look impressive without a shirt or do you have a scary tattoo? |
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Post by Faceless on Sept 19, 2018 18:58:43 GMT
I'm now watching them from the upstairs window. Shirtless, and holding my hammer*. Why are they holding your hammer? We came to an arrangement. I'm not proud of it. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 19, 2018 18:59:55 GMT
I'm now watching them from the upstairs window. Shirtless, and holding my hammer*. They haven't seen me yet. But they will. *not a euphemism. I have not heard it called a hammer before. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 19:00:01 GMT
From what I've read all students these days are tee-total vegans, they're probably bloody millennials. This. Drinking coke zero and getting high on life. Wankers. Or at least, pretending to be high on life. From my observations of the kids growing up now, their lives are entirely curated on Instagram. Although it's pretty much going that way at every age group, the amount of people at Chichen itza, taking a curated photo of themselves infront of it and then walking off without so much as a second glance looking fucking miserable drove me up the pissing wall. One of the most incredible groups of buildings made by mankind and people are posing staring into the distance in the other direction. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 19, 2018 19:03:12 GMT
Are ALL of us old? Who is the youngest?
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Post by Destry on Sept 19, 2018 19:03:18 GMT
Why are they holding your hammer? We came to an arrangement. I'm not proud of it. They take off their shirts and you give them your hammer? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 19:07:23 GMT
Are ALL of us old? Who is the youngest? I think llamaman and danky are the youngest? I'm 28, 29 on Saturday |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 19, 2018 19:09:32 GMT
Are ALL of us old? Who is the youngest? I think llamaman and danky are the youngest? I'm 28, 29 on Saturday Happy Birthday for Saturday, doing anything nice? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 19, 2018 19:14:25 GMT
Though isn't Baby 16? He must be the youngest
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 19:18:42 GMT
I think llamaman and danky are the youngest? I'm 28, 29 on Saturday Happy Birthday for Saturday, doing anything nice? Not really, it's been trumped by one of the other half's mates 30th, so flying to Ireland for his birthday. So I'm assuming copious amounts of alcohol. Not that I'm complaining, we all know getting fucked up is hugely fun, if I was born a few years late I could be uploading pictures of myself smiling with dead, vacant eyes over tonight's dinner of raw beans and kale #lovelaughlife |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Sept 19, 2018 19:26:16 GMT
Are ALL of us old? Who is the youngest? I think llamaman and danky are the youngest? I'm 28, 29 on Saturday I'm definitely not the youngest, although my youthful good looks can be deceiving. I'm just a millennial, by definition. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Sept 19, 2018 19:28:02 GMT
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