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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 9, 2018 12:26:50 GMT
Lunch blog. I’m into month two of bringing my own lunch to work. Whole thing, sandwiches (home made bread, tomatoes from the garden and crispy bacon from the shop), packet of crisps, apple and a bottle of water. I saved £150 last month. £150!? What in the name of fuck were you eating before? Last month only had 20 working days in it, so you spent over £7.50 a day? You must be one of those bloody millennials. Avocados are expensive* *tired and lazy comment |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 9, 2018 12:35:47 GMT
When I worked on a large team we had millennials, the worse kind of ones which still live at home. They spent a fortune everyday on fancy coffees, gentrified breaded products at breakfast and stupid healthy bollocks like Couscous at lunch with another fancy coffee. Easily breaking a tenner a day.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 9, 2018 12:49:06 GMT
Idiots, spending their money on things like food and drink. Just think how many vbucks they could have bought instead.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 9, 2018 12:55:22 GMT
Lunch blog. I’m into month two of bringing my own lunch to work. Whole thing, sandwiches (home made bread, tomatoes from the garden and crispy bacon from the shop), packet of crisps, apple and a bottle of water. I saved £150 last month. £150!? What in the name of fuck were you eating before? Last month only had 20 working days in it, so you spent over £7.50 a day? You must be one of those bloody millennials. Smellavision ain't stupid. By the time the cost of the ingredients and running the oven to bake the bread is taken into account, that's probably at least £3.50 per day, so to make a saving of £7.50 per day, the cost of his lunches last month must have actually been more like £11 per day. 99p sandwich and three for a tenner on wine? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 9, 2018 12:57:55 GMT
And don't get me started on the sods which made special protein shakes in the kitchen each day.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2018 13:00:00 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2018 13:04:51 GMT
And don't get me started on the sods which made special protein shakes in the kitchen each day. What made them special? Did they splurge too? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 9, 2018 13:19:58 GMT
£150!? What in the name of fuck were you eating before? Last month only had 20 working days in it, so you spent over £7.50 a day? You must be one of those bloody millennials. Smellavision ain't stupid. By the time the cost of the ingredients and running the oven to bake the bread is taken into account, that's probably at least £3.50 per day, so to make a saving of £7.50 per day, the cost of his lunches last month must have actually been more like £11 per day. 99p sandwich and three for a tenner on wine? M&S meal for 2 including wine for £10. it's gone up to £12 now, which is beyond Smellavision's lunch budget. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 9, 2018 13:20:17 GMT
And don't get me started on the sods which made special protein shakes in the kitchen each day. What made them special? Did they splurge too? They were just shakes before I got hold of them. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 9, 2018 13:22:50 GMT
So "Splurge" is a new game? Any reviews out yet?
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Post by llamaman1991 on Oct 9, 2018 13:24:39 GMT
Smellavision is Kins and he spent £150 in the one day he's at work.
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Post by amipal on Oct 9, 2018 13:29:47 GMT
Sainsbury's pasta tub for lunch with a fruit smoothie and prawn cocktail crisps. I even splurged on some Muller yogurts. That's at least four separate plastic containers. Why do you hate Mother Gaia? |
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Post by amipal on Oct 9, 2018 13:32:15 GMT
It's the total omission that hurts the most, I think. I mentioned assless chaps, that not enough? No, that is in fact a double wound - because there's no way I'd ever use the term "ass" unless I was referring to a beast of burden. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2018 13:38:41 GMT
Classic ignoring the question there. Tell us about your luncheon habits you shit. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 9, 2018 13:44:02 GMT
Sainsbury's pasta tub for lunch with a fruit smoothie and prawn cocktail crisps. I even splurged on some Muller yogurts. That's at least four separate plastic containers. Why do you hate Mother Gaia? I even bought another 5p carrier bag which I will never use again. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 9, 2018 13:50:58 GMT
If buying lunch really costs more like £5 a day, and takes thirty minutes on average to prepare (he's baking bread, for chrissakes, that's gotta take some time) and the ingredients and electricity / gas cost £3.50, then a plausible saving would be more like £1.50 per day. Or the equivalent of paying yourself £3 an hour to make your own lunch.
Fucking millennials, willing to work for slave wages.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 9, 2018 14:14:30 GMT
Smellavision is more Old Testament prophet than Millennial.
Most of his bread comes as manna from Heaven and is therefore free.
What I mean is he wears a long coat with baggy inside pockets when he goes shopping.
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Post by Destry on Oct 9, 2018 14:16:27 GMT
I just got out of my Painting and Drawing class. This week we did colouring in.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 9, 2018 14:36:30 GMT
I mentioned assless chaps, that not enough? No, that is in fact a double wound - because there's no way I'd ever use the term "ass" unless I was referring to a beast of burden. You are right, I should have said 'arse', a good, wholesome Indo-European word, attested since the late second millennium BC (Hittite *arras). I apologise. Predictive text input is making an ass out of me today. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 9, 2018 14:53:28 GMT
No, that is in fact a double wound - because there's no way I'd ever use the term "ass" unless I was referring to a beast of burden. You are right, I should have said 'arse', a good, wholesome Indo-European word, attested since the late second millennium BC (Hittite *arras). I apologise. Predictive text input is making an ass out of me today. Arsessassins Creed |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2018 14:55:20 GMT
You are right, I should have said 'arse', a good, wholesome Indo-European word, attested since the late second millennium BC (Hittite *arras). I apologise. Predictive text input is making an ass out of me today. Arsessassins Creed UnFarted Queefa 2019 mario shart EDIT: I'm finding butt pun games surprisingly hard |
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Post by amipal on Oct 9, 2018 15:00:46 GMT
It is a shame that cobbles is dead, he'd have loved this.
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Post by llamaman1991 on Oct 9, 2018 15:03:27 GMT
Pooper Tennis
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Post by cobblers on Oct 9, 2018 15:06:18 GMT
It is a shame that cobbles is dead, he'd have loved this. you think? |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 9, 2018 15:11:53 GMT
Sphincter Cell
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