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Post by Faceless on Nov 5, 2018 11:08:44 GMT
Mrs Faceless has a friend who is vegan, but only in the sense of: "err excuse me, I'm A VEGAN. I think my opinion is more important than yours because I'm A VEGAN" She eats animal products. Animal products? Like poo? Weird. Don't knock it til you've tried it. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 5, 2018 11:13:03 GMT
OTTM: I just bumped into the Housing Officer on my morning booze run marathon training. A long conversation. I had to tell him that 'The young prat' would need to be moved for his own safety. Also, mentioned the 'Jehovans' again. He said he'd tried to get a meeting with them, but they were always 'unavailable'. I'm gonna record the (quasi-religious) fuckers.
Great story etc..
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Post by Conchord on Nov 5, 2018 11:14:18 GMT
The first group I found were inducting a new member in the woods, at night. They were all stood in a circle making it perfect for a stick of dynamite. Sadly, this also ignited the crucifix. The second group was a guy in black robes commanding two white robes in erecting a crucifix. I shot the black robe guy in the head, and turned around to see the other two had been crushed to death by the crucifix falling on them. I chuckled. Also had a run in with some white supremacist in Saint Dennis handing out flyers on ethnic purity. Unfortunately I couldn't beat or kill him due to the excessive law men in that town. Arthur is surprisingly 'woke' for his time period. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 5, 2018 11:19:01 GMT
Animal products? Like poo? Weird. Don't knock it til you've tried it. Is it like a nut roast? |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 5, 2018 11:19:39 GMT
I don't understand the whole 'flexitarian'/vegans/vegetarians who eat meat thing. Surely that just makes you a person? Or are we all temporarily vegan except for when we are actively eating meat? Food for thought. I'm vegetarian (for ethical and environmental reasons) but sometimes very occasionally* I get pissed and accidentally eat meat. I'm also an ex-smoker, but if I have a fag now and then I don't go back to smoking twenty a day, so I'll stick with being vegetarian even if I fuck up sometimes. The meat, egg and dairy industries are massive contributors to greenhouse gas emissions and are generally sickeningly cruel in animal welfare terms. The trend for a reduction in meat consumption is a good thing, but is too little too late in terms of staving off serious climate change. I should probably go vegan, but I don't care enough. Also cheese is nice. *to be clear, I regularly get pissed, but I only very rarely accidentally eat meat. |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 5, 2018 11:26:10 GMT
The first group I found were inducting a new member in the woods, at night. They were all stood in a circle making it perfect for a stick of dynamite. Sadly, this also ignited the crucifix. Brilliant Edit: Oops. I've gone full Morrissey again. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2018 11:44:45 GMT
Just don't start singing.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2018 11:45:24 GMT
Or going on about the day you went to see Nigel Farage.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2018 11:48:20 GMT
I don't think you could give up eggs either I've seen Cool Hand Shenguin at work.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 5, 2018 11:48:26 GMT
Am I the only one who misses Seal-Cock face? Stick dog just doesn't, y'know, do it for me.
Where's Pyjackson?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2018 12:21:43 GMT
I liked Sockpuppet(Rest In Pieces)'s design for the seal.
There was something about the inappropriate enthusiasm which captured an essence.
Not so much with the cock and balls on it
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 5, 2018 12:58:37 GMT
Re-heated curry (Chicken Tikka Masala that Mrs Fark could not finish off on Saturday) for lunch.
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2018 13:01:06 GMT
Speaking of garbled gibberish of the sleep deprived, I've stayed up the full 26 hours for the Extra Life gaming marathon I mentioned (1 added hour for reaching a donation stretch goal and one hour due to the end of Daylight Saving Time in the US). When I woke up this morning I could barely remember collapsing into bed last night.
Felice was in the chat for a while, and I later offered his Fallout 76 beta code free to a good home in an opportune moment. Was there a taker? Someone else said that they'd just come from playing Fallout 76 as well.
We had a good time playing Breath of the Wild, SNES games (Starfox and Contra) and a 90s game called Flashback that was a bit confusing and unforgiving at the same time. We also played Senran Kagura Reflexions until that got decidedly too creepily pervy. Bidding wars were waged with the result that Andrew had to eat a lollipop containing a scorpion (not very tasty, like chewing on tree bark, and not my choice for that reason) and dyed his hair pink. He'd also offered to eat some joke jelly beans every hour for every +$10 donor, the kind where you can't tell whether it's a normal fruity jelly bean or a disgusting flavour. Turned out that was a really bad decision as the bad flavours were a lot more intense than expected.
In light of these weekend shenanigans don't expect any insightful remarks or witty bon mots from me today, i.e. like any other day.
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Post by Destry on Nov 5, 2018 13:12:31 GMT
Tent Hen's gone again.
Tent Hen, you've gone again.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 5, 2018 13:13:00 GMT
Baxters Scotch Broth soup
Bread and butter
Cereal bar with raisins and chocolate chips
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2018 13:20:32 GMT
Tent Hen's gone again. Tent Hen, you've gone again. I'm well aware. Where am I? |
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Post by scubar on Nov 5, 2018 13:46:53 GMT
The first group I found were inducting a new member in the woods, at night. They were all stood in a circle making it perfect for a stick of dynamite. Sadly, this also ignited the crucifix. Daft racist |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 5, 2018 13:57:26 GMT
Tent Hen's gone again. Tent Hen, you've gone again. I'm well aware. Where am I? Difficult to be certain. Are there any obvious features or landmarks you can see? A sofa and a TV? A large tent marked "Worry Tent"? A grown man in a foetal position hiding under a desk and crying? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2018 14:06:13 GMT
I'm well aware. Where am I? Difficult to be certain. Are there any obvious features or landmarks you can see? A sofa and a TV? A large tent marked "Worry Tent"? A grown man in a foetal position hiding under a desk and crying? Get out of my office. NOW! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2018 14:08:16 GMT
I'm well aware. Where am I? Difficult to be certain. Are there any obvious features or landmarks you can see? A sofa and a TV? A large tent marked "Worry Tent"? A grown man in a foetal position hiding under a desk and crying? Hang on, lemme check. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2018 14:08:39 GMT
I'm just on the floor looking for a contact lens.
I'll be out soon.
Probably won't find it as I don't wear lenses
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 5, 2018 14:13:59 GMT
I had no idea the worry tent was a bedspread draped over Sheep's desk. Is this really the best place for it? I mean, what with being right next to the toilets and all.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 5, 2018 14:18:39 GMT
Yes. Yes it is the best place for it.
The proximity to the toilet is very useful in emergencies.
Now if you would excuse me I am due some down time.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 5, 2018 14:18:48 GMT
Your face is a massive contributor to greenhouse gas emissions.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 5, 2018 14:35:08 GMT
Just emerging from under the rock I crawled under when I woke up in sorry state yesterday. I've got uni work due in next week so today my annual leave will be used on that and job applications. Great. |
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