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Post by sandybahookie on Nov 30, 2018 14:34:45 GMT
Anyone have experience of situational judgement tests? I've done two online today and have a phone test coming up, as my graduate training scheme applications moved to the next stage all at once. They're a nightmare. None of the answers are "avoid all responsibility and hoot into the abyss" so I'm stumped by every question. Once that's over I'm off to Glasgow for a night out, stopping at Edinburgh for a haircut. Tomorrow I'm meeting uni friends at the Edinburgh Christmas market, which will also be boozy. I'm hoping to get up for the Fury fight on Sunday morning, but we'll see. And for the record, I'm 6'1 (rounded up from 6'0.5)and 13 - 13 1/2 stone. Not sure if that's a brag. The Edinburgh Christmas Market? Voluntarily? |
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 30, 2018 14:47:23 GMT
Anyone have experience of situational judgement tests? I've done two online today and have a phone test coming up, as my graduate training scheme applications moved to the next stage all at once. They're a nightmare. None of the answers are "avoid all responsibility and hoot into the abyss" so I'm stumped by every question. Once that's over I'm off to Glasgow for a night out, stopping at Edinburgh for a haircut. Tomorrow I'm meeting uni friends at the Edinburgh Christmas market, which will also be boozy. I'm hoping to get up for the Fury fight on Sunday morning, but we'll see. And for the record, I'm 6'1 (rounded up from 6'0.5)and 13 - 13 1/2 stone. Not sure if that's a brag. The Edinburgh Christmas Market? Voluntarily? I can't resist mulled wine, it's the best thing. |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 30, 2018 15:05:59 GMT
Fucking hell. I'm 5"10 at a push, and weigh 14. I am 5"10 and weigh 11 stone. And people try to tell me living off nothing but caffeine, sugar and booze is bad. Idiots. You should take up smoking again, if you ever gave it up. And start if you haven't ever been a smoker. |
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Post by Faceless on Nov 30, 2018 15:13:27 GMT
I am 5"10 and weigh 11 stone. And people try to tell me living off nothing but caffeine, sugar and booze is bad. Idiots. You should take up smoking again, if you ever gave it up. And start if you haven't ever been a smoker. Expensive though innit. For the money I might as well opt for heroin instead. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 30, 2018 15:14:43 GMT
Had a donut from here: www.tantrumdoughnuts.comNext level stuff. If you're on Gordon St or up the west end of Glasgow give them a shot. Pisses all over Krispy/Tim Horton etc. |
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Post by amipal on Nov 30, 2018 15:19:32 GMT
It was slim pickings in the sarnie ship, wouldn't normally go for them myself. Pretty much sprouts, salt and vinegar or roast chicken. Anyway, the boxing, what do we reckon? I think Fury will win it on points. [PARP!] "All aboard the sarnie ship! With exciting destinations like Coronation Chicken Island, and the Roast Beef & Horseradish peninsula!" |
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Nov 30, 2018 15:24:58 GMT
Buffy Saint Marie
Yves Saint Laurent
Norman St John Stevas
Ian St John
Greavsie
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 30, 2018 15:33:40 GMT
My BMI is 21, bang in the middle of the 'healthy' zone. If that doesn't show what a load of hogwash it is, nothing will.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 30, 2018 15:44:40 GMT
My BMI is 21, bang in the middle of the 'healthy' zone. You must stick out like a sore thumb in Fife. This gives me the edge in obtaining "the prize" should our paths ever cross. Chatterbox: There can be only one. |
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Post by cobblers on Nov 30, 2018 16:02:42 GMT
I’ve come to the conclusion that I could beat most of you pasty nerds in a fight and/or pie eating contest. But probably not a race.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 30, 2018 16:08:52 GMT
I’ve come to the conclusion that I could beat most of you pasty nerds in a fight and/or pie eating contest. But probably not a race. Pie fight? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 30, 2018 16:23:57 GMT
I’ve come to the conclusion that I could beat most of you pasty nerds in a fight and/or pie eating contest. But probably not a race. The race to the bottom. I think you'd have a good chance. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 30, 2018 16:24:36 GMT
The race to the bar, not so much.
God, I'm so thirsty.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 30, 2018 16:28:15 GMT
I mean you might get to the bar ahead of me, but I will trample over your fallen body to get served.
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Post by Pyjakson on Nov 30, 2018 16:32:58 GMT
That's fine. I'll be drinking en route to the bar, like a pro.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 30, 2018 17:35:12 GMT
Killed it. Is everyone else thinking about PYJ's revelation that he's a pro in a bar?
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 30, 2018 17:42:21 GMT
Killed it. Is everyone else thinking about PYJ's revelation that he's a pro in a bar? No Shenguin, it's just that nobody else is still at work; they have lives, and families and friends to see on a Friday night. Also, your somewhat laboured pro joke was, y'know, unnecessary, and rather gendered. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 30, 2018 17:43:36 GMT
I have a few Brewdog Xmas ales to drink later.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 30, 2018 18:37:48 GMT
Killed it. Is everyone else thinking about PYJ's revelation that he's a pro in a bar? No Shenguin, it's just that nobody else is still at work; they have lives, and families and friends to see on a Friday night. Also, your somewhat laboured pro joke was, y'know, unnecessary, and rather gendered. Does drinking beer and playing Red Dead count as me having a life? If it does, then I'm one of the cool guys tonight. |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 30, 2018 18:38:11 GMT
xkcd.com/2079/This. I have long harboured a silly daydream that Randall Munroe is a 'boxer, but his jokes are a cut above all of yours.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 30, 2018 18:41:38 GMT
No Shenguin, it's just that nobody else is still at work; they have lives, and families and friends to see on a Friday night. Also, your somewhat laboured pro joke was, y'know, unnecessary, and rather gendered. Does drinking beer and playing Red Dead count as me having a life? If it does, then I'm one of the cool guys tonight. You're making me jealous. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 30, 2018 18:46:11 GMT
xkcd.com/2079/This. I have long harboured a silly daydream that Randall Munroe is a 'boxer, but his jokes are a cut above all of yours. had good jokes, maybe he was Randall Munroe. Is Randall Munroe dead too? |
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 30, 2018 18:59:29 GMT
No Shenguin, it's just that nobody else is still at work; they have lives, and families and friends to see on a Friday night. Also, your somewhat laboured pro joke was, y'know, unnecessary, and rather gendered. Does drinking beer and playing Red Dead count as me having a life? If it does, then I'm one of the cool guys tonight. I'm finally one of the cool guys too. Now to go and praise my horse, having to build up a new one due to some unfortunate circumstances. |
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 30, 2018 19:03:56 GMT
Apparently you can only get so much white frothy liquid from a cow before having to come back later for another Tug.
I think this might be worse than eutotruck simulator for doing something virtually instead of for real...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 30, 2018 19:10:27 GMT
That's fine. I'll be drinking en route to the bar, like a pro. Well if it pays the bills... |
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