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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 13, 2018 11:39:46 GMT
I dreamt about smoking. Lots of smoking. It was good. Then I woke up, and thought about smoking. Then I remembered I'm an ex-smoker. What I'm saying is, today is not a good day* to be one of my colleagues. *These things are relative, of course. That would be me smoking furiously while you were droning on and on about Brexit. It all makes sense to me now. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2018 12:05:52 GMT
Woohoo! One of the birthday gongs is amongst us! Happy Birthday 🎂 gongfarmer! BDT birthdays are the best kind of birthdays. |
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Post by cairton on Dec 13, 2018 12:22:08 GMT
Me for PM? Oh no you don't. I refuse to take responsibility for the coming apocalypse.
Brexit. Harrumph. I don't know who I despise more : the rats who left the sinking ship right after the vote or the clowns running the show now.
Games: red dead of course and either elite or Norman's sky.
TV: I'm on the second season of The Man in the High Castle. I don't know why.
OTTM: I got this out of the way with my opening salvo.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 12:40:14 GMT
Why isn't Bloggiesmalla's omelette sporting a festive hat? @ Bloggie. Why isn't your omelette sporting a festive hat? I will do this tonight. I may even veer away from egg based meals entirely. |
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Post by toolio2010 on Dec 13, 2018 12:46:04 GMT
Why isn't Bloggiesmalla's omelette sporting a festive hat? @ Bloggie. Why isn't your omelette sporting a festive hat? I will do this tonight. I may even veer away from egg based meals entirely. What! Breggsit now! |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 13, 2018 12:52:49 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2018 12:57:16 GMT
So Prudy is the new PM, I like the dignified silence Also Happy Birthday gongfarmer |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 13, 2018 13:09:17 GMT
Cairton
We have even built a wicker palace or you to live in.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 13, 2018 13:14:53 GMT
So in what was essentially a popularity contest between another lurker, two fictional characters and Bobby Davro, cairton finishes a distant last.
Welcome home. You truly belong here.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2018 13:15:19 GMT
Just like in a work meeting where everyone votes to assign the tasks no-one wants to the absentee, Prudy has now become PM. A true victory for democracy.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2018 13:21:03 GMT
Cairton We have even built a wicker palace or you to live in. "wicker palace or you"?? What kind of gobbledygook are you exposing our distinguished ex-lurker to? Just the usual, I see. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 13, 2018 13:35:14 GMT
a wicker palace for you to live in.
A simple typo.
There may be room for more of you to move in to the wicker palace.
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Post by cobblers on Dec 13, 2018 13:49:51 GMT
Speaking as a murdeous banjo playing yokel, I find the popular trope that we habitually sacrificially immolate incomers in a pagan frenzy to ensure the coming of the sun and the rising of the corn deeply offensive. This is the 21st century, climate change is real. What you want to do is give it a bit of the old Tollund: whack em on the back of the head with a shovel and shove em in a bog on the levels. That way you get both a conduit to the elder spirits and a valuable carbon-capture scheme.
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Post by scubar on Dec 13, 2018 13:56:59 GMT
You people, can’t even vote for Davros properly
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Post by scubar on Dec 13, 2018 13:57:34 GMT
Also, how did Purdy get 21 votes when there’s only about 12 of us who post regularly
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Post by Pyjakson on Dec 13, 2018 14:03:07 GMT
Also, how did Purdy get 21 votes when there’s only about 12 of us who post regularly Lurkers are the silent majority. |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 13, 2018 14:15:53 GMT
I'm going to the pub at 3pm. I might be some time.
Cairton, hello.
Purdy01, press the big red button. Please.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2018 14:22:29 GMT
I'm going to the pub at 3pm. I might be some time. Cairton, hello. Purdy01, press the big red button. Please. But not before I had my first pint at 3:05pm. ftfy |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 13, 2018 14:30:04 GMT
Good point well made Tenthen.
Purdy01, hang fire with the button pressing for a while. I'll give the signal later.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 13, 2018 14:34:22 GMT
prudy01 with twice as many votes as their nearest rival, Davros! cairton really proved themselves to be unpopular, which clearly wasn't helped by actually posting, a batshit stupid move. I for one welcome our new prudy01 overlord. Edit: hello cairton, welcome.
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Post by cobblers on Dec 13, 2018 14:45:02 GMT
Who are these people and why on earth are they here? Did Destry find them in ‘spoons?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 13, 2018 14:55:05 GMT
I finished House of Cards last night. It was truly terrible and the ending was rubbish. I also watched that Ash vs the Evil Dead and the first episode was pretty good.
I feel a bit ill today, terrible headache and blocked nose.
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Post by cairton on Dec 13, 2018 14:58:27 GMT
Cairton We have even built a wicker palace or you to live in. How thoughtful of you. Could you email it to me please? My main reason for lurking is that I would read your scribbles late at night or more usually in the early hours of the morning. And by that time today was suddenly tomorrow and my brain got addled. And the reason I waited till the early hours is that the box is an excellent cure for my insomnia. Now I realise asking you lot for advice is asking for trouble, so here goes. Can anybody tell me where you can buy physical PC games other than amazon? |
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Post by Conchord on Dec 13, 2018 14:59:01 GMT
7/11 in the Graun's AO.coms Christmas Movie quiz. Can't believe I got the first one wrong. Anyway, Happy Birthday Gong and welcome Cairton. Awesome Steak and Blue Cheese pie for lunch, with chips and gravy, washed down with a pint of Doombar. Lovely stuff. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 13, 2018 15:00:23 GMT
Who are these people and why on earth are they here? Did Destry find them in ‘spoons? Some of us have been posting quite a lot for quite a long time. Have you only just noticed us? |
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