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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 21, 2019 12:45:04 GMT
Now he's singing along to 'Love in the First Degree'. Case closed.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 21, 2019 12:45:28 GMT
My painter is pumping out some quality 1980s tunes on Heart FM, but when I said that 'Sussudio' reminded me of primary school discos, he pissed himself laughing and said it reminded him of when he was 'serving his time'. Now I don't know if that means his apprenticeship or that he was in prison. He also seems to know a lot about burglar alarms. Chris Grayling received lots of criticism for the prison reforms he introduced as Justice Secretary, perhaps none were more controversial than the decision to halt the non-stop playing of Phil Collins' records. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 21, 2019 13:12:25 GMT
Today is the first day I can register for "settled status" in the hope of not getting kicked out of the country in two years. It doesn't work on iPhone. What's the secret to doing this in Windows 95? Don't worry. You can access this site from abroad. We'll - not at your mums. What a shitshow. Did you have your kids here? That's me assuming your kids are your biological kids. Also my phone changed here to herr. Sorry Frau. |
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Post by amipal on Jan 21, 2019 13:12:55 GMT
You could roll a tumbleweed through Discord.
Lunch: beef sandwich. Leftover meat from last night's dinner. No horseradish, so I've created a fusion using wasabi and mayonnaise.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 21, 2019 13:18:11 GMT
You could roll a tumbleweed through Discord. Lunch: beef sandwich. Leftover meat from last night's dinner. No horseradish, so I've created a fusion using wasabi and mayonnaise. Nah. They've just set up another and not invited you. I wondered where you were. |
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Post by Destry on Jan 21, 2019 13:25:06 GMT
So a Sky News survey found that 26% of people think that a No Deal Brexit means we stay in the EU...
We are so fucked.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 21, 2019 13:32:54 GMT
You could roll a tumbleweed through Discord. Lunch: beef sandwich. Leftover meat from last night's dinner. No horseradish, so I've created a fusion using wasabi and mayonnaise. And you still live? Wasabi, the condiment the Japanese created to teach the rest of the world that restraint might be a good idea |
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Post by amipal on Jan 21, 2019 13:36:03 GMT
You could roll a tumbleweed through Discord. Lunch: beef sandwich. Leftover meat from last night's dinner. No horseradish, so I've created a fusion using wasabi and mayonnaise. Nah. They've just set up another and not invited you. I wondered where you were. You cut to the core of me, crank. |
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Post by amipal on Jan 21, 2019 13:36:53 GMT
You could roll a tumbleweed through Discord. Lunch: beef sandwich. Leftover meat from last night's dinner. No horseradish, so I've created a fusion using wasabi and mayonnaise. And you still live? Wasabi, the condiment the Japanese created to teach the rest of the world that restraint might be a good idea Oh, it was the tiniest sliver of wasabi in there. Honesty, it could have done with much more. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 21, 2019 13:50:35 GMT
My painter is pumping out some quality 1980s tunes on Heart FM, but when I said that 'Sussudio' reminded me of primary school discos, he pissed himself laughing and said it reminded him of when he was 'serving his time'. Now I don't know if that means his apprenticeship or that he was in prison. He also seems to know a lot about burglar alarms. When I was first in London one of the first clients I was sent to was in Bermondsey. There was a big warehouse and the warehose staff very kindly told me not to worry if one of the lads was quiet as he'd only just got out from serving 18 months and wasn't yet socialised. They spent most of their time discussing the scrapes they'd been involved in at Millwall. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 21, 2019 13:51:45 GMT
Of course Rolling's man may have been a squaddie.
Is that better or worse than prison?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 21, 2019 13:59:44 GMT
Regardless I am 120% certain Rolling is thoroughly intimidated and quivering like a particularly soft jelly.
Too frightened even to burst into tears.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 21, 2019 14:13:07 GMT
Rolling - are you sure he's even an electrician and you are not in fact just being openly burgled right now to a shit soundtrack?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 21, 2019 14:17:50 GMT
I am 100% sure he is not an electrician as he is a painter. However, he has just added 60 quid to the bill for unforeseen plastering issues, so you could call it a burglary. Obvious I just said no problem, called him mate, briefly attempted some weak chat about United winning in the cup on Saturday, and now I am back hiding in the living room.
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Post by Destry on Jan 21, 2019 14:28:21 GMT
I am 100% sure he is not an electrician as he is a painter. However, he has just added 60 quid to the bill for unforeseen plastering issues, so you could call it a burglary. Obvious I just said no problem, called him mate, briefly attempted some weak chat about United winning in the cup on Saturday, and now I am back hiding in the living room. Does that mean he needs an extra 60 quid so he can get plastered? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 21, 2019 15:01:18 GMT
I am 100% sure he is not an electrician as he is a painter. However, he has just added 60 quid to the bill for unforeseen plastering issues, so you could call it a burglary. Obvious I just said no problem, called him mate, briefly attempted some weak chat about United winning in the cup on Saturday, and now I am back hiding in the living room. Why aren't you painting it yourself? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 21, 2019 15:07:58 GMT
I am 100% sure he is not an electrician as he is a painter. However, he has just added 60 quid to the bill for unforeseen plastering issues, so you could call it a burglary. Obvious I just said no problem, called him mate, briefly attempted some weak chat about United winning in the cup on Saturday, and now I am back hiding in the living room. Why aren't you painting it yourself? I am way too busy, important, fabulously rich, and incompetent. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 15:43:01 GMT
Why aren't you painting it yourself? I am way too busy, important, fabulously rich, and incompetent. I thought I’d stopped posting under a pseudonym |
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Post by Destry on Jan 21, 2019 15:53:58 GMT
I see Tent Hen has just been saved £65. Who says St Theresa doesn't listen...
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 21, 2019 15:58:20 GMT
Today is the first day I can register for "settled status" in the hope of not getting kicked out of the country in two years. It doesn't work on iPhone. What's the secret to doing this in Windows 95? Don't worry. You can access this site from abroad. We'll - not at your mums. What a shitshow. Did you have your kids here? That's me assuming your kids are your biological kids. Also my phone changed here to herr. Sorry Frau. The kids aren't biological kids. They are going to lose the Freedom of Movement like most people in this country. It pains me to think that they were born with that right and all they got out of it was a holiday in Spain when they were babies before the so-called adults decided to pull out the rug from under future generations. Mr Tent Rooster will play the Irish grandfather card. If he'd done that before his daughter was born she and her children would have the right to an Irish passport, too, but who'd have thought that a British passport would one day become a problem? Mr Tent Rooster had to go through the naturalisation process and give his allegiance to the Queen to obtain it, because travelling on a South African passport was a complete pain at the time. Nowadays it looks like a good option. I only just saw this quote on EU citizens living in the UK from JRM's radio interview:I just hope the folks back home won't get wind of that and ask where that money is. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 21, 2019 16:02:27 GMT
I see Tent Hen has just been saved £65. Who says St Theresa doesn't listen... See, it's always worth waiting for the reviews before buying! Will those who have pre-ordered because they were part of the trial run get their money back? |
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 21, 2019 16:14:37 GMT
The cheques in the post mater dearest.
{EDIT} hmm. Basic comprehension was never my strong point.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 21, 2019 17:23:02 GMT
You could roll a tumbleweed through here.
I had a ham sandwich and a cheese sandwich for lunch. Now that Theresa has saved me £65 I don't mind splashing out.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 21, 2019 17:57:33 GMT
I've been slumming it by drinking some PG tips today. Its actually quite nice.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 21, 2019 18:04:22 GMT
Today is the first day I can register for "settled status" in the hope of not getting kicked out of the country in two years. It doesn't work on iPhone. What's the secret to doing this in Windows 95? The only thing the government has got right is the attempt to ensure iPhone users can't stay in the country. Other than that, I am so fucking angry. |
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