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Post by lonewolf on Dec 11, 2017 16:02:06 GMT
Im out of pre mod and posting shit on the old people falling over article. Its what Keith would have wanted. That and alcohol. What about those robot shoes from Red Dwarf? They would solve the problem, particularly if a stick rose up from the shoe and connected to the wrist. Put that extra 27p towards the shoe project. Someone is wanting the job of chief designer. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 11, 2017 16:17:01 GMT
Im out of pre mod and posting shit on the old people falling over article. Its what Keith would have wanted. That and alcohol. I'm still in pre-mod, I think perhaps it was the comment a few days ago on an article about an old person being confined to a nursing home and how horrible and terrifying it was that did it. I intimated I would in fact blow my own brains out and those of my ungrateful family who were trying to cage me before I let that happen. Well, I didn't so much intimate that as just flat out say it. I've already told Mrs Zord that if I start going mentally feeble to just buy a new spade and smash my head in with it, then plonk me in the compost bin. Her reply was "We've already got a spade, we don't need a new one. We haven't got any plans for next week do we?" |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 11, 2017 16:26:32 GMT
I've already told Mrs Zord that if I start going mentally feeble to just buy a new spade and smash my head in with it, then plonk me in the compost bin. Her reply was "We've already got a spade, we don't need a new one. We haven't got any plans for next week do we?" Setting your wife up for a murder rap after you're gone? Pretty crafty. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 11, 2017 16:29:30 GMT
Im out of pre mod and posting shit on the old people falling over article. Its what Keith would have wanted. That and alcohol. I'm still in pre-mod, I think perhaps it was the comment a few days ago on an article about an old person being confined to a nursing home and how horrible and terrifying it was that did it. I intimated I would in fact blow my own brains out and those of my ungrateful family who were trying to cage me before I let that happen. Well, I didn't so much intimate that as just flat out say it. I've already told Mrs Zord that if I start going mentally feeble to just buy a new spade and smash my head in with it, then plonk me in the compost bin. Her reply was "We've already got a spade, we don't need a new one. We haven't got any plans for next week do we?" Luckily in Scotland I think the national diet guarantees an early death anyway, so keep on putting away the Buckfast, fried Mars Bars, Haggis and skag and you should be fine. |
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 11, 2017 16:33:13 GMT
Babyfarks First big book O' Stereotypes.
Out now for Christmas.
That Stereotype doesnt look like its spelt right.
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Post by Destry on Dec 11, 2017 16:50:15 GMT
You'd think from the way the sycophantic Tories are praising St Theresa she'd just parted the Red Sea...
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 11, 2017 17:00:06 GMT
You'd think from the way the sycophantic Tories are praising St Theresa she'd just parted the Red Sea... That would require a hard border. |
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Post by Melvazord on Dec 11, 2017 17:40:10 GMT
Luckily in Scotland I think the national diet guarantees an early death anyway, so keep on putting away the Buckfast, fried Mars Bars, Haggis and skag and you should be fine. Jokes* on you fuckface, I dont live in Scotland anymore and I come from one of the long lived parts in the first place. Also, tae fuck pal. *Itd be the first of your jokes that made any fucking sense |
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Post by amipal on Dec 11, 2017 18:33:27 GMT
Off into Brighton for a rock concert. I've already plugged in some heavy beats into my ear holes to get me in the mood, and also to drown out there ne'er-do-wells on the bus.
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 11, 2017 18:43:24 GMT
Off into Brighton for a rock concert. I've already plugged in some heavy beats into my ear holes to get me in the mood, and also to drown out there ne'er-do-wells on the bus. Rock concert and heavy beats? Do tell.... |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 11, 2017 18:50:17 GMT
Off into Brighton for a rock concert. I've already plugged in some heavy beats into my ear holes to get me in the mood, and also to drown out there ne'er-do-wells on the bus. |
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 11, 2017 19:01:20 GMT
Off into Brighton for a rock concert. I've already plugged in some heavy beats into my ear holes to get me in the mood, and also to drown out there ne'er-do-wells on the bus. I believe it is a place to hold 'phones up in the air for a couple of hours and do other things that matter. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 11, 2017 19:13:00 GMT
Brighton Rock concert?
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Post by Destry on Dec 11, 2017 19:23:48 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 11, 2017 19:38:54 GMT
I like that there are various Christmassy avatars around
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 11, 2017 19:49:54 GMT
That's the new broadband in. Sitting at the promised 52. We shall see. The BT smarthub gets some stick online so I dunno if I'll stick with it or not. My phone and the Nvidia TV do AC speed and so does the hub. My favoured Asus router only does N. But it has built in VPN client and the like. Gibberish.
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 11, 2017 20:06:51 GMT
Is Melvazord's new avatar a Christmas tribute to Loan Wilf?
Is it a start of a fine romance?
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Post by Destry on Dec 11, 2017 20:08:38 GMT
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Post by cobblers on Dec 11, 2017 20:12:23 GMT
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Post by Destry on Dec 11, 2017 20:18:31 GMT
Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns"? |
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Post by BigG74 on Dec 11, 2017 20:18:48 GMT
On the boooooooooooooooooooo-ulevard of broken dreams |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 11, 2017 20:21:37 GMT
Are you saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns"? |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 11, 2017 20:52:17 GMT
@destry
As the new Lim-'I do a lot for the community'-ni I assume you and Pirate are deep in preparation for the non-Awards Awards?
I reckon you're a shoe/choux/shoo in for "Best Setting Up of a Breakaway Convalescent Home for Bewildered 'Boxers" this year.
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Post by Destry on Dec 11, 2017 21:28:34 GMT
@destry As the new Lim-'I do a lot for the community'-ni I assume you and Pirate are deep in preparation for the non-Awards Awards? I reckon you're a shoe/choux/shoo in for "Best Setting Up of a Breakaway Convalescent Home for Bewildered 'Boxers" this year. Alas, PC took the end of the Chatterbox very badly and has deleted his profile. Thus cursed by Charles Arthur he is doomed to live forever as the undead captain of the Black Pearl. The 'Chaz tech' curse can only be lifted when he donates eight hundred and eighty two coins to the Guardian to support their independent, quality and investigative journalism, or something. Fuck knows what happened to Limni. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 11, 2017 21:35:03 GMT
Bob Mortimer on 'Would I Lie to You?' is some top grade nonsense. Really funny.
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