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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 29, 2019 13:08:04 GMT
Looks like those old jorts will come in handy come the Brexapocalypse. Clothing made out of fruit juice that will dissolve in water? Britain will need to speed up climate change to get any joy out of that fashion line post-Brexit. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2019 13:10:06 GMT
What's all this then? If I have a voucher for £12 off £80, why would I pay £78 for Andrex? Will maths work differently post-Brexit? That's bad news for Babyfark and his spreadsheets. And why would I want to mummify the neighbours? If it's just to artificially maintain house prices I'd rather invest the bog rolls into the bartering system. If there's no power for my Switch, does that mean that I'll never finish Otacon Trip Advisor? I'm sure you'll all agree that would be a pity. No no no no. I will need £90 worth of Andrex (12 x 24 packs), to achieve full mummification of everyone. However with the voucher I can achieve this for £78. I did not think I needed to spell out every single detail. Single or double ply? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 29, 2019 13:15:09 GMT
Rookie error. Shiny paper is no good for bog roll Not my bog roll. I'll still use the good stuff, Izal - it's medicated. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 29, 2019 13:21:47 GMT
Reason for wanting to mummify neighbours? I can't see why you wouldn't want to do this. PRO-TIP You'll never need to buy another packet of crisps. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 29, 2019 14:26:52 GMT
Killed it. Probably for the best.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 29, 2019 14:31:46 GMT
I nearly ran over a couple of Dundee Utd players about an hour ago as I was leaving the sports centre (where they train) in my battered old Hyundai. What a state. If there had been a proper collision it probably wouldn't have been worth their while claiming on insurance.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 29, 2019 14:51:05 GMT
Sweet backdoor car and sportiness boasting.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 29, 2019 14:54:00 GMT
On other occasions I have nearly reversed over then Scotland midfielder Darren Jackson, and ridden my bike into Yaya Toure. Have any other readers had near-misses on the public roads with stars of the sporting world?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 29, 2019 15:36:40 GMT
Killed it. At least I didn't do the same to Darren Jackson.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 29, 2019 15:46:39 GMT
I think it's just you and me left Rolling, and I can't really post as I'm driving round looking for Alex McLeish.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 29, 2019 15:54:55 GMT
Pretending to be busy at work by not posting on here.
Hello!
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 29, 2019 16:13:29 GMT
The fact Scotland sends it premier sporting heroes to the same sports centre that Rolling attends perhaps explains said countries record of accomplishments (or lack of) in recent years.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 29, 2019 16:14:48 GMT
premier sporting heroes . Steady on, I did say it was Dundee United. |
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Post by Faceless on Jan 29, 2019 16:30:44 GMT
On other occasions I have nearly reversed over then Scotland midfielder Darren Jackson, and ridden my bike into Yaya Toure. Have any other readers had near-misses on the public roads with stars of the sporting world? Yes. I once had a few seconds to debate whether or not to run over David Nugent, after he stepped out in front of my car as I was about to pull away. I decided not to, but there's not a day goes by I don't regret it. |
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Post by whatalark on Jan 29, 2019 16:55:14 GMT
Last time I was here was politely asked to fuck off due to thinking Brexit a possibly good idea. On 26th December 2017? No you weren't. Crank responded and rather mildly suggested that a list of how people voted should be published, but you were mostly ignored. Twas Melvazord I believe if your truly interested. Spitting venom and throwing toys out of the pram. When I say politely asked to fuck off I was infering to politely from a chatterbox perspective rather than a real world one. |
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Post by whatalark on Jan 29, 2019 16:59:04 GMT
Mind you having said that I might have been winding him up a bit as he was so angry about it.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 29, 2019 17:02:54 GMT
You're safe, he is dead now, or possibly in prison.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2019 17:12:40 GMT
Not a sports star, but I was once nearly run over by Jenny Eclair.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 29, 2019 17:18:21 GMT
Twas Melvazord I believe if your truly interested. Spitting venom and throwing toys out of the pram. When I say politely asked to fuck off I was infering to politely from a chatterbox perspective rather than a real world one. I got lost in the strange internal logic of that last 'sentence'. The preceding 'sentence' also has me perplexed ... Should they read: My head hurts ... |
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Post by whatalark on Jan 29, 2019 17:31:47 GMT
Hi Chumbles I write as I write as I like to write. Your get used to it. Good grammar etc I leave to the better educated and than myself. Life's to interesting to spend time worrying about such things.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 29, 2019 18:07:00 GMT
You write the way you want to; what's your first language?
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 29, 2019 18:10:27 GMT
I am in Swansea. I have no regrets about criticising Rolling for travelling to Stenhousemuir.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 29, 2019 18:12:08 GMT
In fact i'd like to double down on the criticism.
I am in a strong position to know travelling to see football tonight is a spectacular error.
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Post by whatalark on Jan 29, 2019 18:24:42 GMT
You write the way you want to; what's your first language? Gibberish with a smattering of drivel, prattle and twaddle |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jan 29, 2019 18:29:52 GMT
You write the way you want to; what's your first language? Gibberish with a smattering of drivel, prattle and twaddle A true Chatterbox native. |
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