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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 4, 2019 16:26:56 GMT
This forum is on its fanny.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 4, 2019 17:03:29 GMT
Cycled to work today (because I'm healthy and fit and environmentally friendly, not just because my car is still in the garage). I got absolutely soaked through. I had suit, shirt, tie, socks, shoes at work to change into, but no pants. Is the correct procedure to wear wet pants, or go commando? In case it's relevant to my question, I do not remove my body hair. What is wrong with your tricycle car? Steering linkage, brake pads, brake discs, engine leaks coolant, turbo leaks oil, plus it is getting a service. |
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Post by scubar on Feb 4, 2019 17:03:48 GMT
So Chumbles is going in for a penis enlargement?
Or the other way? Becoming Chumbelina?
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 4, 2019 17:06:24 GMT
And just finished my epic Necromancer's domination of the world in AoW3! The final battle took 3 hrs... Onto an Orc Warlord; I shall miss my undead legions, especially the banshees ... weak to start with, but after 8 promotions, they are wicked...  |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 4, 2019 17:12:38 GMT
So Chumbles is going in for a penis enlargement? Or the other way? Becoming Chumbelina? It's a bit late for any of that. It's actually to try and restore the blood flow in a blocked artery in my lower left leg. I'm not looking forward to it. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 4, 2019 17:28:01 GMT
We're not Americans you know old chap. Is there a joke about a wet fanny to be made here? No, as that would lead to soggy poptarts which are no laughing matter. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 4, 2019 17:31:33 GMT
What is wrong with your tricycle car? Steering linkage, brake pads, brake discs, engine leaks coolant, turbo leaks oil, plus it is getting a service. Ah, the question should have been "what isn't wrong with it?" |
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Post by scubar on Feb 4, 2019 17:41:21 GMT
What is wrong with your tricycle car? Steering linkage, brake pads, brake discs, engine leaks coolant, turbo leaks oil, plus it is getting a service. Do the wheels fall off when you park? And have a leak spring up from the radiator as you and fifteen of your friends all get out? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 4, 2019 18:26:53 GMT
What is wrong with your tricycle car? Steering linkage, brake pads, brake discs, engine leaks coolant, turbo leaks oil, plus it is getting a service. Discs & pads & turbo oil seal feasible. Steering linkage, probably a ball joint. Engine leaks coolant? Not unless your head gaskets blown. You mean a jubilee clip needs replacing. It's getting a service? would that be before or after the probs are fixed. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 4, 2019 18:28:55 GMT
OTTM: I done a VERY bad thing at 4pm, VERY bad. I lost my schizzle with the peeps upstairs.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 4, 2019 18:34:24 GMT
OTTM: I done a VERY bad thing at 4pm, VERY bad. I lost my schizzle with the peeps upstairs. Did you post an inadvisable comment? |
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Post by amipal on Feb 4, 2019 18:44:44 GMT
OTTM: I done a VERY bad thing at 4pm, VERY bad. I lost my schizzle with the peeps upstairs. What did they do to warrant the losing of one's schizzle? |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 4, 2019 19:10:08 GMT
I just read all that. You've all been very busy today I see.
In summary:
Chumbles has had an unpleasant procedure.
Felice and Tenthen continue to talk gibberish.
Someone is trying to "off" Rolling.
BabyF uses Immac to try and make his 'chap' look bigger than it is. Maybe the alleged job in finance/stationery is a cover for being a porn star.
Shenguin soiled himself on the way to work.
Mr Tiddles has murdered the people upstairs. God will avenge them.
No Chatterboxers have died so far today.
Four stars.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 4, 2019 19:11:14 GMT
I've got to go to that London on Friday. The belly of the beast. I'd probably go to Westminster and hoot abuse at some Tories if I knew how to work an Oyster card.
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 4, 2019 19:15:51 GMT
I've got to go to that London on Friday. The belly of the beast. I'd probably go to Westminster and hoot abuse at some Tories if I knew how to work an Oyster card. Use the NFC on your debit card, much easier |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 4, 2019 19:18:20 GMT
OTTM: I done a VERY bad thing at 4pm, VERY bad. I lost my schizzle with the peeps upstairs. What did they do to warrant the losing of one's schizzle? From 9.45 am to 12.45 am (3 hours) on Sunday morning, they were were slamming the fuck out of the kitchen & laughing appros the slam (for 3 hours!). This afternoon, the same. I was talking to a neighbour this pm when the guy upstairs and his other woman (not his wife) walked out of the flat past us with a cheery 'hello'. He (name deleted) followed with a bin bag. I went a bit mad. There were a few f-words flying about, from me. Not directed at them. I can't exactly remember what I was shouting, but as far as I am concerned - I was talking to my neighbour. OK, the phrase 'the fuckers upstairs' may have been used. They are in no doubt that the line has been drawn. I will wait a response. From the fuckers |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 4, 2019 19:22:16 GMT
I've got to go to that London on Friday. The belly of the beast. I'd probably go to Westminster and hoot abuse at some Tories if I knew how to work an Oyster card. Use the NFC on your debit card, much easier What is NFC? I may have to go to London soon on business. I could google it, but I cannot be arsed. I've had a hard day. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 4, 2019 19:26:02 GMT
Use the NFC on your debit card, much easier What is NFC? I may have to go to London soon on business. I could google it, but I cannot be arsed. I've had a hard day. Near-field communication - the same thing you use when you swipe to buy stuff, if you register on tfl you can track the spending, otherwise it will just appear on your statement/online banking stuff |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 4, 2019 19:44:12 GMT
What is NFC? I may have to go to London soon on business. I could google it, but I cannot be arsed. I've had a hard day. Near-field communication - the same thing you use when you swipe to buy stuff, if you register on tfl you can track the spending, otherwise it will just appear on your statement/online banking stuff So, I don't need an oyster card? Just my debit, same price? {EDIT} 2 big blokes have just gone into the flat upstairs. Banging about. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 4, 2019 20:02:18 GMT
It's all been to no effect, the Bastards.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 4, 2019 20:02:47 GMT
CID?
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 4, 2019 20:03:32 GMT
Or the funeral home people to take the bodies away.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 4, 2019 20:05:26 GMT
Or the funeral home people to take the bodies away. I use a private contractor. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 4, 2019 20:11:02 GMT
Near-field communication - the same thing you use when you swipe to buy stuff, if you register on tfl you can track the spending, otherwise it will just appear on your statement/online banking stuff So, I don't need an oyster card? Just my debit, same price? {EDIT} 2 big blokes have just gone into the flat upstairs. Banging about. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 4, 2019 20:21:35 GMT
Do you save money using the contactless? I could use the savings to buy a novelty bowler hat to get my photo taken with a bobby.
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