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Post by Destry on Dec 13, 2017 11:56:30 GMT
In the process of applying moisturising lotion to my face, post shave, I accidentally shoved my little finger up my right nostril. I now have a sore nose and a bleeding nostril..
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 13, 2017 12:02:27 GMT
I saw about a new Theme Hospital being made. Basically a third party rip off of the original, but who gives a shit about that? I think you'll find that's Jeremy Hunt's draft Whitepaper for NHS reforms.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 13, 2017 12:03:27 GMT
The quoting is cumbersome and unreliable. It is if you don't know what you're doing. Yes, well. Reading the instructions is for idiots.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 13, 2017 12:03:53 GMT
In the process of applying moisturising lotion to my face, post shave, I accidentally shoved my little finger up my right nostril. I now have a sore nose and a bleeding nostril.. "Of course Mr Destry, just join the other gentlemen in the waiting room who 'slipped whilst vacuuming in the nude'. My, what a clumsy bunch you all are today."
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 13, 2017 12:04:23 GMT
I accidentally booked Star Wars tickets for 3D rather than 2D. Now I must make an attempt to save face by explaining to Ms. Dino that this was intentional and that 3D is better than 2D. Video games. My other half got tickets for The Force Awakens for my birthday, turned out they were 3D, still enjoyed it but would have preferred 2D, which is what I've got for The Last Jedi
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 13, 2017 12:04:33 GMT
I've had a couple of things published in Viz, all of them plagiarised/stolen from other people. Totally worth it I am given to understand that that is also Sheep's epistolary M.O..
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Post by ThreatPoser on Dec 13, 2017 12:04:48 GMT
Well, that's me. I was just having a quick poo before my midday meeting at the Four Seasons. Good Day.
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Dec 13, 2017 12:05:09 GMT
Also..."moisturising lotion"....oooOOOooh! Get you!
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 13, 2017 12:08:49 GMT
Well, that's me. I was just having a quick poo before my midday meeting at the Four Seasons. Good Day. Thanks for the info. See ya!
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Post by scamander on Dec 13, 2017 12:10:06 GMT
I love this place. Hold me.
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Post by Pyjakson on Dec 13, 2017 12:10:14 GMT
In the process of applying moisturising lotion to my face, post shave, I accidentally shoved my little finger up my right nostril. I now have a sore nose and a bleeding nostril.. You sound like senile Patrick Bateman.
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Post by Destry on Dec 13, 2017 12:10:19 GMT
Also..."moisturising lotion"....oooOOOooh! Get you! What can I tell you? I shave infrequently so I tend to get razor burn and a dry skin. dinocityJust don't wear the glasses and keep one eye closed throughout.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 13, 2017 12:12:29 GMT
I've had a couple of things published in Viz, all of them plagiarised/stolen from other people. Totally worth it I am given to understand that that is also Sheep's epistolary M.O.. Hold your horses. I absolutely would have stolen it. I had no idea Ali had posted a similar joke months previously which had attracted precisely no attention. My first letter published was in response to a deliberate act of larceny where I emailed a pun to a 'relative' and it appeared in print under his name the following day.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 12:18:50 GMT
I saw about a new Theme Hospital being made. Basically a third party rip off of the original, but who gives a shit about that? It can go horribly wrong though. Possibly my GOAT is Dungeon Keeper which I continually go back to every few years and the War for the Overworld game was complete pony
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Post by EasilyLead on Dec 13, 2017 12:21:02 GMT
You’re looking for a kitchen, I can get you a kitchen, let’s talk.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 13, 2017 12:21:55 GMT
I am given to understand that that is also Sheep's epistolary M.O.. Hold your horses. I absolutely would have stolen it. I had no idea Ali had posted a similar joke months previously which had attracted precisely no attention. My first letter published was in response to a deliberate act of larceny where I emailed a pun to a 'relative' and it appeared in print under his name the following day. Ah I see. Everything is becoming clear. Toughest game in the world, the punning game.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 13, 2017 12:27:36 GMT
I saw about a new Theme Hospital being made. Basically a third party rip off of the original, but who gives a shit about that? It can go horribly wrong though. Possibly my GOAT is Dungeon Keeper which I continually go back to every few years and the War for the Overworld game was complete pony Dungeon Keeper was a great game. Did you play the second one? It was still a decent effort I thought, even if it didn't quite live up to the original
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Post by Destry on Dec 13, 2017 12:27:37 GMT
You know in antiques fairs you get collectors of kitchen equipment and they call it kitchenalia?
Is the term for collections of Paraffin lamps, heaters and associated equipment, Paraffinalia?
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Post by EasilyLead on Dec 13, 2017 12:30:45 GMT
I am given to understand that that is also Sheep's epistolary M.O.. Hold your horses. I absolutely would have stolen it. I had no idea Ali had posted a similar joke months previously which had attracted precisely no attention. My first letter published was in response to a deliberate act of larceny where I emailed a pun to a 'relative' and it appeared in print under his name the following day. I find it almost impossible to believe that a Chatterboxer would ever repeat a joke. Freshness, originality and spontaneity - these are the things that bring us back to the 'box. You people
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 13, 2017 12:32:38 GMT
I'd love a new Dungeon Keeper! I'm sure EA have their best people on it.
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 13, 2017 12:39:24 GMT
99
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Post by etimmeh on Dec 13, 2017 12:39:38 GMT
100! FULL MEMBER!
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 13, 2017 12:39:42 GMT
Afternoon.
As new games are seemingly shit filled with boxes I have gone to the tower of shame.
FF 15, got up to chapter 9 before so restarted it. Its an OK game. Not 7, 8, 9 good but decent.
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Post by Destry on Dec 13, 2017 12:42:12 GMT
Congratulations. Now you can stand proud.
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Post by cobblers on Dec 13, 2017 12:44:32 GMT
You know in antiques fairs you get collectors of kitchen equipment and they call it kitchenalia? Is the term for collections of Paraffin lamps, heaters and associated equipment, Paraffinalia? I’ve got a load of old tat from the 90s and 00s TV show Driving School. If anyone wants any Mauretainia, hit me up.
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