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Post by crankcaller on Feb 27, 2019 8:40:35 GMT
My new band name
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 27, 2019 8:43:34 GMT
One of my friends has Alan McGee following him on Instagram now. Nicky Siano used to follow me on Twitter. It's all going swimmingly and then one day they unfollow. *Sob* |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 27, 2019 8:52:32 GMT
No, indoors. I'm not a monster. At one point though, it got stuck on the end of my foot, like a furry slipper. Oh, how we laughed. Indoor five-a-side cat football. This idea's got legs. (I'll show myself out). |
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Post by amipal on Feb 27, 2019 8:53:19 GMT
One of my friends has Alan McGee following him on Instagram now. Nicky Siano used to follow me on Twitter. It's all going swimmingly and then one day they unfollow. *Sob* I don't play the Instagram "follow" game. You'll only get a follow if I like your photography or subject, I'm not going to re-follow just because you are following me. Hence why I have no traction on Instagram at all. |
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Post by Nutkins on Feb 27, 2019 8:53:49 GMT
Chimp motherfuckers
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 27, 2019 8:59:27 GMT
Jingle All the Way End of Days Terminator 3 The 6th day Batman & Robin No Predator? You muddy funster. [EDIT] Ah, I see. I just wanted to type 'muddy funster'. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 27, 2019 9:00:57 GMT
You Muddy Funster. Balls, if only I'd waited a bit. That's life, I suppose. It's all about timing. |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 27, 2019 9:01:06 GMT
"For services rendered to awful puns" In role order... 4* all! True Lies Batman & Robin Terminator 2: Judgment Day Predator Kindergarten Cop  |
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Post by scubar on Feb 27, 2019 9:07:58 GMT
Commando
Predator
Conan the Barbarian
Kindergarten Cop
Terminator 2
They’re the top 5, but no particular order. Just outside the top 5 is Total Recall
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 27, 2019 9:09:12 GMT
Alan McGee's old column in the guardian was one of the most unintentionally hilarious things on the internet. I was gutted when the editors binned him.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 27, 2019 9:14:00 GMT
Trouble maker  |
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Post by The Real Nutkins on Feb 27, 2019 9:18:34 GMT
Yeh, I didn't post that, someone is posting under my name. It's a bloomin cheek I tells ya.
Morning!
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 27, 2019 9:19:35 GMT
One of my friends has Alan McGee following him on Instagram now. Nicky Siano used to follow me on Twitter. It's all going swimmingly and then one day they unfollow. *Sob* Name dropping? How this. Ronnie Corbett once asked me to hide him from some elderly female admirers. Which I did. #Trufax |
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Post by Nutkins on Feb 27, 2019 9:20:50 GMT
I do not understand the meaning of chimp motherfuckers or muddy funster. Nerds.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 27, 2019 9:22:54 GMT
Pffft, no The Running Man? You people disgust me.
"he had to split"
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 27, 2019 9:30:22 GMT
Did any of you lot know that drinking lots of alcohol can produce mildly unpleasant effects the next day, if so why did no-one tell me?
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Post by amipal on Feb 27, 2019 9:37:06 GMT
OTTM: middle-aged chap parked his aging Nissan 4x4 on the zigzags for the pedestrian crossing down the road. What's the procedure to project utter disdain in this situation? A tricky situation. How about skinning him alive and hanging him upside down from a lamp post? I saw that on a documentary last night* *could have been a film, they all look the same to me. I should lay off him really. He may have been blocking sight of a pedestrian crossing on a busy high street, but at least he hadn't pulled into the disabled spot. A true saint. Of course, when I drove past him, I made sure to get very close to the car indeed. Passive aggression plus. |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 27, 2019 9:43:02 GMT
Did any of you lot know that drinking lots of alcohol can produce mildly unpleasant effects the next day, if so why did no-one tell me? Sounds like you need a drink. |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 27, 2019 9:45:03 GMT
Total Recall outside the top 5?
Top trolling there.
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Post by Nutkins on Feb 27, 2019 9:48:29 GMT
You know the parent and child parking spots at Supermarkets? How old does your child have to be before you are not allowed to use them?
I used one last night and my kid is 18. Should I stop using them?
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 27, 2019 9:49:50 GMT
Did any of you lot know that drinking lots of alcohol can produce mildly unpleasant effects the next day, if so why did no-one tell me? No-one told me either, but I feel distinctly unsound. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 27, 2019 10:00:56 GMT
Games?
A bit of Apex Legends to wind down. However, after having to spend all day restraining myself from murdering anyone at work, I was unable to murder anyone in the game either, despite actually trying to. I wish there was a ranking option in these games so I could play against others who are completely useless.
Now downloading For Honor, to see if that's any better at providing the catharsis I crave.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 27, 2019 10:09:59 GMT
A bit of Apex Legends to wind down. However, after having to spend all day restraining myself from murdering anyone at work, I was unable to murder anyone in the game either, despite actually trying to. I wish there was a ranking option in these games so I could play against others who are completely useless. The problem with AL is the high TTK, for casual players dipping in to the game it will nigh on impossible to kill a good player now even when you have the jump on them. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 27, 2019 10:22:57 GMT
Games
Yes!
A BCFC derby. Bristol City v Birmingham City (Bradford City sadly could not turn up. I've always wanted to have a 3 team BCFC tournament).
It was good, very good.
One defeat in our last 8 games at Ashton Gate(W5, D2 L1). I've been to 7 of those games I think. I missed the only defeat, which is pleasing.
I am still drying out from the 9th game though a 3- 0 defeat back in 1993. It was an open terrace and it rained a lot. The wettest I have ever been, and that includes sitting in baths, swimming.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 27, 2019 10:27:06 GMT
Outlaws still in situ, games - no.
That THQ Nordic thing, oh goodness. What a world.
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