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Post by Conchord on Mar 23, 2019 19:02:10 GMT
Evening!
I see you've all gone 'apocalyptic' again. Good times.
On my way home from work this morning I saw a bloke, looking about mid 50s to early 60s, sat outside a pub with a pint. It was 6:35am. I was left wondering whether it was an early start or a late finish. So, which one of you was it and was it an early start or a late finish?
Ganes? Nah mate, busy sleeping.
TV? Almost done with The Last Kingdom. Enjoyed it so far and will be looking forward to s4. 4 stars.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 23, 2019 19:02:47 GMT
Just saw the Scotland result against Kazakhstan, presumably our Scottish contingent want McLeish out?
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 23, 2019 19:03:50 GMT
Correcting what I took to be an inaccuracy in Ozymandias Kane's post, but I took no joy in it. Ever since I got really haughty over NHS prescribing policy I've been trying to avoid doing it to him again. In the words of the late, great, Cobblers: You berk. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 23, 2019 19:08:22 GMT
Correcting what I took to be an inaccuracy in Ozymandias Kane 's post, but I took no joy in it. Ever since I got really haughty over NHS prescribing policy I've been trying to avoid doing it to him again. likes it, trust me, I am very trustable.* *I am fucking not. I will end you in your sleep.** ** Not you, though. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 23, 2019 19:14:17 GMT
Just saw the Scotland result against Kazakhstan, presumably our Scottish contingent want McLeish out? I don't think the Scottish fans ever wanted him in. Even the English fans did a collective "oof" rather than the usual laugh/mock. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 23, 2019 19:17:25 GMT
Correcting what I took to be an inaccuracy in Ozymandias Kane 's post, but I took no joy in it. Ever since I got really haughty over NHS prescribing policy I've been trying to avoid doing it to him again. In the words of the late, great, Cobblers: You berk. That was Olivia Oyl, or somesuch, with her massive 'cans' who used to berk people. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 23, 2019 19:21:20 GMT
Correcting what I took to be an inaccuracy in Ozymandias Kane 's post, but I took no joy in it. Ever since I got really haughty over NHS prescribing policy I've been trying to avoid doing it to him again. Shenguin I don't mind if you do, what's life without a little criticism to teach us. It serves me right for not doing my homework like a good student, although a lack of coffee at the time is my excuse -(and I'm sticking to it)! learning is what we should all do even right up to our old age, it helps for enhancing humanity's knowledge base. Now where the hell did I leave my brain - oh I know it's beside my meds next to the ion drive chamber! edit:(you think I jest)! |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 23, 2019 19:27:02 GMT
In the words of the late, great, Cobblers: You berk. That was Olivia Oyl, or somesuch, with her massive 'cans' who used to berk people. I stand corrected. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 23, 2019 19:27:30 GMT
Correcting what I took to be an inaccuracy in Ozymandias Kane 's post, but I took no joy in it. Ever since I got really haughty over NHS prescribing policy I've been trying to avoid doing it to him again. Now where the hell did I leave my brain - oh I know it's beside my meds next to the ion drive chamber! edit:(you think I jest)! No, it's still in the steam cleaners. You really should pick it up, they're complaining about the smell. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 23, 2019 19:42:43 GMT
So, which one of you was it and was it an early start or a late finish? A) None of your fucking business *, and B) Both * Felice. It was Felice. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 23, 2019 19:46:02 GMT
Sorry Felice.
Truth will out.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 23, 2019 20:11:29 GMT
I have a deadly jelly baby, which I'm prepared to use. [EDIT] Given Brexit, that's probably all we will have in the arsenal. See amipal for details. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 23, 2019 20:16:55 GMT
My suspicion is Shenguin has well developed fallout maps.
He knows which bombs need to explode at ground level and which in the air, depending on wind speed and direction.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 23, 2019 20:18:04 GMT
It's just prudent planning from when he worked for the NHS.
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Post by Destry on Mar 23, 2019 20:21:05 GMT
It's just prudent planning from when he worked for the NHS. Has he stockpiled all the drugs? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 23, 2019 20:24:34 GMT
It's just prudent planning from when he worked for the NHS. Has he stockpiled all the drugs? Not all the drugs *cough* |
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Post by Destry on Mar 23, 2019 20:35:48 GMT
Has he stockpiled all the drugs? Not all the drugs *cough* No cough medicine then? EDIT: dextromethorphan |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 23, 2019 20:38:17 GMT
Let me just hold THESE. Now, cough please.
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Post by Destry on Mar 23, 2019 20:41:48 GMT
Let me just hold THESE. Now, cough please. That's not so easy with that THING in my mouth |
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Post by whatalark on Mar 23, 2019 21:37:47 GMT
It's all going to be fine. Uri Geller has an infallible plan......11.11
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Post by Destry on Mar 23, 2019 21:43:13 GMT
It's all going to be fine. Uri Geller has an infallible plan......11.11 I just read that. Thank God for thatThank God there are still some sane people left in the country. Oh... |
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Post by amipal on Mar 23, 2019 21:59:28 GMT
In terms of the Tsar Bomba, they did just make one. Because it was actually accidental - they didn't intend to make something so powerful.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 23, 2019 22:00:05 GMT
Sounds like Geller's putting his reputation on the line. What? Oh...
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 23, 2019 22:48:06 GMT
In terms of the Tsar Bomba, they did just make one. Because it was actually accidental - they didn't intend to make something so powerful. Further to the conversation, I just read a bit on it and they said that they had intended to make a 100 megaton device, it appears there was an issue with paperwork which is why it was never built that big. the write up on the Tsar Bomba - wiki says; "In theory, the bomb would have had a yield in excess of 100 megatons if it had included a uranium-238 tamper, but because only one bomb was built, that capability has never been demonstrated." After many treaties and discussions the global nuclear arsenal was reduced and most have a yeald of between 1.2 and 1.8 megatons. wiki's list of states with nukes.. "From a high of 70,300 active weapons in 1986, as of 2018 there are approximately 3,750 active nuclear warheads and 14,485 total nuclear warheads in the world.[1] Many of the decommissioned weapons were simply stored or partially dismantled, not destroyed." |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 24, 2019 7:16:25 GMT
Well, for those of you without internet access, Kane's wiki report is invaluable information. I suggest you read it.
Sarcasm+
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