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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 28, 2019 19:30:20 GMT
Eggxactly, most probably worth a yoke or two! We're scrambling to be the first ones to pull these out the bag. all this waiting around for posts is eggciting. Because I'm on meds I manage a glass of white or red at xmas and that's it, cremate (fry) me with my boots on and my middle finger sticking up out of the ground, pointing to the sky. I was going to say 'with my egg white cheeks' but that would be wrong, so I've heard.. edit: With all that fluffy white goodness floating around it makes me think of Shenguin! oh dear..Bad Kane,Bad Kane, only yoking.. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 28, 2019 19:40:54 GMT
The ghost in the shell. With that, I'm off. Ta Ta!
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 28, 2019 19:43:58 GMT
The ghost in the shell. With that, I'm off. Ta Ta! ach, gah boil ya heed, oh f*** forgot he had an AK -I'm not egging you on honest..like the hat though.. friend! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 28, 2019 19:51:33 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 28, 2019 19:56:48 GMT
I haven't had a drink for a week. Is this living?  Confucius say man who drink too much end up with eggnog on face! I'm done... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2019 20:02:03 GMT
I've gone out to buy beer. Thursday is saved!
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Post by amipal on Mar 28, 2019 20:05:03 GMT
Eggxactly, most probably worth a yoke or two! We're scrambling to be the first ones to pull these out the bag. Zygote to be yolking? |
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Post by BigG74 on Mar 28, 2019 20:58:35 GMT
I picked up Oblivion for the pc a couple of years ago and it looked awful. God knows how bad Morrowind will look. I nearly played a game last night but Fortnite had a huge update. Depends on the PC rig you're running. Oblivion looks better on PC than PS3 to me, but it's awful to have to play with the keyboard and mouse rather than a controller. |
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Post by BigG74 on Mar 28, 2019 21:20:07 GMT
In no particular order : Working from home 11am beer. Pub garden on first sunny day of the year beer. Just a quick one on the way home from work on a Friday beer. Hair of the dog. Shower beer. 1) first beer 2) first beer someone else paid for 3) boss guilt beer, 'cus he/she is an terrible person 4) fourth beer 5) the next beer |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 28, 2019 21:25:48 GMT
I live in a house. Apart from the 4 days a week that I live in a hotel*
Tonight I have eaten a pork vindaloo.
I have played zero games.
I am drinking red wine because it is the best** drink
*various hotels
**after beer
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Post by gongfarmer on Mar 28, 2019 21:29:57 GMT
To Bond, the best drink of the day was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day
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Post by gongfarmer on Mar 28, 2019 21:41:37 GMT
Evening
I was roused from my slumbers by a knock at the door, which when answered, revealed five burly men with chainsaws. My first thought was that I'd offended tiddles, but then I recalled booking the tree surgeons.
The day had several wardinator and the gasman moments, when I thought I'd just stay in the living room and let them have the run of the rest of the place, but they left with 4 trucks of clippings, leaving me with the number of a Canadian chap who apparently is coming tomorrow and make me a quote to grind my stump.
I have to find a way to explain this to the boss, as a reason for not going to work tomorrow.
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Post by Felice Landry on Mar 28, 2019 21:44:23 GMT
Having your stump ground is reason enough
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 28, 2019 21:45:32 GMT
I picked up Oblivion for the pc a couple of years ago and it looked awful. God knows how bad Morrowind will look. I nearly played a game last night but Fortnite had a huge update. Depends on the PC rig you're running. Oblivion looks better on PC than PS3 to me, but it's awful to have to play with the keyboard and mouse rather than a controller. See I’m the opposite, much prefer Elder Scrolls games with K&M. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 28, 2019 21:48:27 GMT
At what point does a stump become a trunk?
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Post by Destry on Mar 28, 2019 21:51:15 GMT
I picked up Oblivion for the pc a couple of years ago and it looked awful. God knows how bad Morrowind will look. I nearly played a game last night but Fortnite had a huge update. Depends on the PC rig you're running. Oblivion looks better on PC than PS3 to me, but it's awful to have to play with the keyboard and mouse rather than a controller. 1) Wired XBox 360 controller plugged into PC USB port 2) XPadder 3) Load relevant profile 4) Sorted |
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Post by Pyjakson on Mar 28, 2019 22:03:13 GMT
At what point does a stump become a trunk? Wishful thinking, I'm afraid. Those pills you bought from that email strewn with spelling errors won't work. |
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 28, 2019 22:15:07 GMT
At what point does a stump become a trunk? Wishful thinking, I'm afraid. Those pills you bought from that email strewn with spelling errors won't work. God dammit Lonewolf. This is the last time I buy any of your shit. |
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Post by amipal on Mar 28, 2019 22:24:14 GMT
After the article about The Matrix at the other place, I had plans for this evening of sitting down and guck on the BluRay of said film.
Only trouble is that my partner returned from her evening out early. And so I didn't watch The Matrix.
I did watch From Russia With Love though.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 28, 2019 22:26:10 GMT
At what point does a stump become a trunk? usually after a visit to Viagara Falls, (or Soho if you're inclined)! Why, are you thinking of branching out?! try chips and chafe with an upmarket beer for lubricating the parts etc. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 28, 2019 22:27:42 GMT
At what point does a stump become a trunk? Wishful thinking, I'm afraid. Those pills you bought from that email strewn with spelling errors won't work. Is that Cyrillic or Chinese I can't tell! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 28, 2019 22:30:48 GMT
After the article about The Matrix at the other place, I had plans for this evening of sitting down and guck on the BluRay of said film. Only trouble is that my partner returned from her evening out early. And so I didn't watch The Matrix. I did watch From Russia With Love though. The nature of a partnership is to Bond, James.. |
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Post by amipal on Mar 28, 2019 22:34:36 GMT
After the article about The Matrix at the other place, I had plans for this evening of sitting down and guck on the BluRay of said film. Only trouble is that my partner returned from her evening out early. And so I didn't watch The Matrix. I did watch From Russia With Love though. The nature of a partnership is to Bond, James.. Double No Seven. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 28, 2019 22:53:20 GMT
The nature of a partnership is to Bond, James.. Double No Seven. I find myself with an inability to respond.. oh dear.. |
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Post by BigG74 on Mar 28, 2019 22:54:06 GMT
1) Wired XBox 360 controller plugged into PC USB port 2) XPadder 3) Load relevant profile 4) Sorted Xpadder, is there a way to get this for free? |
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