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Post by gongfarmer on Mar 31, 2019 8:50:36 GMT
Happy day, you mothers.
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Post by stxdpr on Mar 31, 2019 9:15:56 GMT
The outside drinking weather seems over, back to inside and shonky RPGs. Nearly finished elex, not too polished but still fun.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2019 9:32:55 GMT
Morning nerds. I made the most of the sunny day by going out and drinking.
I, like the weather am cloudy and hungover.
I did also play a lot of football in the morning, scored a first touch screamer in off the post. My career may not be over yet.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2019 9:44:03 GMT
Morning you reprobates.
Spoke to my mate, let's call him 'Sven', last night. Now he has a real fruitcake living in the flat above him. Here's a quick rundown of some of the wacky things she has done.
1) Emptied Sven's recycling bin all over the drive.
2) Accused another tenants husband of raping her in her sleep (He's been dead for 20 years).
3) Accused same female tenant of marrying her ex-boyfriend, who is now a copper, which is why the Police won't do anything about:-
4) People breaking into her flat. Despite the fact that she's had it bolted up tighter than Fort Knox and nailed her letterbox shut.
5) She's called the Police on more than one occasion re: (non)break-ins. The last copper examined the front door and told her nobody had broken in and then the fruitcake accused him of breaking in. A hasty retreat for the boy in blue.
6) Very recently, she was standing outside her front door shouting that her birth certificate was wrong and her real name was 'Lady Patricia Foxborough'.
All these favourites and many, many more available.
No.2 is simply incroyable.
*Sorry Chumbles for the wall of text, but in this case, I think it's justifiable.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2019 10:01:16 GMT
Apologies, that was a bit too heavy for a Sunday morning.
Much like my Johnson...
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Post by Faceless on Mar 31, 2019 10:01:48 GMT
What if it's all true?
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2019 10:09:57 GMT
This is a valid point, what if 'Sven' is the perp here? |
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Post by amipal on Mar 31, 2019 11:13:26 GMT
Does Sven also live in Plymouth?
Hello all. That hour has thrown me off.
A trip to the garden centre this morning, then a brief spell in the back garden planting. Now over the mother in law's for lunch.
Filmblog: finally managed to watch The Matrix last night, after trying to watch it for much of the week. I fell asleep at the lobby scene. What is wrong with me?
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Post by Faceless on Mar 31, 2019 11:24:23 GMT
Do you want the full analysis or just the executive summary? |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 31, 2019 11:27:05 GMT
It seems age doth weary you, that and you spent too much time worrying about Mr.Tiddles and his friend 'Sven'. Is Mr.Tiddles Swedish one wonders! The absolute stress that this problem poses for you must be excruciating, hiding won't help he will find you and apply his fondu classic techniques, with his friend Sven assisting.. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 31, 2019 12:08:23 GMT
Hello
It has become apparent for some time now that the football team I support (and I use that word loosely) is incapable of scoring goals.
In a sport where the object is to score more goals than the opposing team, this is proving to be a bit of an issue.
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Post by Destry on Mar 31, 2019 12:18:20 GMT
Last night I watched a documentary about Dave Allen; followed by a docudrama about Dave Allen and an anthology titled Dave Allen: The Immaculate Selection.
In short I watched Dave Allen Night on BBC Two
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 31, 2019 12:26:38 GMT
Hello.
Lovely day out.
Gone for mother's day lunch.
The child has just eaten half of Mrs Cranks pasta in addition to her own pizza. I ordered spicy.
This avoids such situations.
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Post by Destry on Mar 31, 2019 16:23:49 GMT
This forum is on its ass.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 31, 2019 16:33:04 GMT
There was that guy in Private Eye years ago who kept accusing Mi6 of harassment, like calling him a wanker in the street and stuff. What if this is like that but with the police? |
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Post by amipal on Mar 31, 2019 16:34:24 GMT
There was that guy in Private Eye years ago who kept accusing Mi6 of harassment, like calling him a wanker in the street and stuff. What if this is like that but with the police? Wanker. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2019 16:53:39 GMT
This forum is on its ass. Your face is on it's....oh, it's you chief, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. #whatiswrongwithme |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2019 17:10:47 GMT
I've been reading 'The Naked Island' by Russell Braddon. Seems the Jap soldiers were a nasty bunch. amipal would love it. 4* *I now know what 'Tenko' means. Education+ |
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Post by Destry on Mar 31, 2019 17:11:10 GMT
'its', and not 'it's' which, I'm sure you're aware, is a contraction of 'it is'
Oh, and a Good Evening to you Mr. Tiddles
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2019 17:17:07 GMT
' its', and not ' it's' which, I'm sure you're aware, is a contraction of 'it is' Oh, and a Good Evening to you Mr. Tiddles It is you chief. I stand my rather soft ground. Good Evening. Quiet in here tonight. [EDIT] Oh, the face bit, yeh, well, I done messed up there and no mistake, not 'alf. |
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Post by amipal on Mar 31, 2019 17:33:00 GMT
I've been reading 'The Naked Island' by Russell Braddon. Seems the Jap soldiers were a nasty bunch. amipal would love it. 4* *I now know what 'Tenko' means. Education+ I've read enough about how the Japanese treated captured soldiers and civilians, thank you. Which makes the treatment of the "forgotten army" all the more galling. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 31, 2019 17:43:09 GMT
I should point out that I haven't got to that bit yet. It's what they did to injured soldiers after a battle that I found repulsive.
OTTM: Lovely day out there.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 31, 2019 18:20:35 GMT
I've been reading 'The Naked Island' by Russell Braddon. Seems the Jap soldiers were a nasty bunch. amipal would love it. 4* *I now know what 'Tenko' means. Education+ "Tenko (Japanese: 天狐) are a type of divine beast in Japanese folklore. ... In Ojika island in the Nagasaki Prefecture, the tenko is a type of spirit possession, and it is said that those who are possessed by it have a divination ability that is always correct, and is thus a divine spiritual power." Tenko - Fox. Being possessed of a divine spirit, that should suite you to a tee. Try a fox brand for good times.! also Kitsune is a spirit fox type. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 31, 2019 18:30:28 GMT
As you know the Japanese were teaching and learning Martial discipline long before most of the west knew how to rub two sticks together. Typically the Samurai class who were the educated middle-upper of Japanese society and Judges/defenders of the villages they watched over, would use criminals as practice for sword cutting action. They would fill the 'crim' with rice meals and when fat enough slice and dice to see if their technique was good enough to cut through bone, they were a highly disciplined fighting force that respected life over death and also believed in the softer side of life for a well rounded soul. I know long winded etc.. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 31, 2019 19:33:31 GMT
Does anybody have any idea what's going on here?
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