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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 2, 2019 11:18:44 GMT
That's a mask? I thought that was his face. (open goal) your face is an open goal. Hello! My no deal preparations continue apace, as I drank my earlier no deal preparations. How long can a man survive on red wine alone? Does anyone remember seeing Keith Floyd actually eat anything? Technically a free fire zone is not quite the same thing as an open goal.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 2, 2019 11:34:32 GMT
Deleted a rather harsh post, I must be ill
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 2, 2019 11:38:23 GMT
I am guessing the medical costs of sewing up Felice's back and replacing the kidney are in excess of 30 pieces of silver.
Not that that is likely to bother Crankcaller.....
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 2, 2019 11:47:01 GMT
Calm down Mikey Forrester
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Post by Faceless on Apr 2, 2019 12:20:40 GMT
That's some slightly niche referencing.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 2, 2019 12:24:54 GMT
It wasn't niche it was Irvine Welsh. I'm not that well read.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 2, 2019 12:29:25 GMT
I've never read any Irvine Welsh books, though I enjoy his occasional lunch reviews.
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Post by cobblers on Apr 2, 2019 12:49:00 GMT
Cobblers Occasional Non-Sequential Hot Sauce Reviews, Instalment 45. Citrus Edition.
Marie Sharp Orange Pulp Habanero. Delicious, dangerously more-ish, half a bottle consumed since 25 March 2019. Most of your 5 a day.
Chilli of the Valley Drunken Marksman. The product of a diseased mind. Like being violently assaulted by a bottle of Robinson’s Orange Squash. I’m not sure exactly what you’d put this on, or why, so I’ve been putting it on almost everything. I’m in quite incredible pain.
Both highly recommend. One is a little more avant-garde than the other.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 13:02:12 GMT
Hello. . Whereabouts are you at the moment? (Spoiler-free answer, please) First, I should have said Audio Cue. An audio queue is something that you’d only see at Broadcasting House. I’m also spoiler free for BOTW - as I’ve never had any interest in Zelda games before - so know. I thing about the game other than the hours my friends have put into it. As to where I am - I’ve just found the first Divine Beast. But I’ve had to turn away from some of the shrines I’ve found as I wasn’t capable of the fighting. And I’ve only climbed three towers - so have only opened what looks to be a small portion of the map.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 2, 2019 13:32:38 GMT
Morning all, Games - no, OTTM - no
I'm Ain r areal gaming funk at the moment, just can't be bothered. Then again I'm not that thrilled about having to work from work today either.
Did you see that article on the other place? Did you know that there are no Dutch elms left in Britain? Absolutely disgusting.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 2, 2019 13:32:48 GMT
I may be in the market for hot sauces soon. I have a smallish* part of a large bottle of insanity sauce left. Plus a Ghost Pepper Insanity Sauce. I am intrigued by the Chili Of The Valley selection. I ke the look of the 10 chilli chilli sauce as well. I have not put chillies on my face for days now.
* potentially several months worth.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 2, 2019 13:35:39 GMT
First, I should have said Audio Cue. An audio queue is something that you’d only see at Broadcasting House. I’m also spoiler free for BOTW - as I’ve never had any interest in Zelda games before - so know. I thing about the game other than the hours my friends have put into it. As to where I am - I’ve just found the first Divine Beast. But I’ve had to turn away from some of the shrines I’ve found as I wasn’t capable of the fighting. And I’ve only climbed three towers - so have only opened what looks to be a small portion of the map. Ah, the towers are the best. Uncovering a new part of the map, what a feeling! Here's something that's very easy to miss: Once you are inside the Divine Beast, pay attention to the music. It will be all dissonant and weird, but then, as you progress, with every step it will unscramble further. It's very subtle and a genius idea. Fighting can be tough, I never had to leave a shrine unresolved but on my first major test of strength it was a close shave and I was munching through my whole supply of apples just to keep going. Put some effort into learning how to parry, it's the most useful fighting skill of the game.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 2, 2019 14:00:32 GMT
You should play Sekiro
Put some effort into learning how to die. It is the most popular action in the game by a mile
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 2, 2019 14:03:49 GMT
You should play Sekiro Put some effort into learning how to die. It is the most popular action in the game by a mile I feel I would be very good at that.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 2, 2019 14:26:37 GMT
I'm confused.
That's all I've got.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 2, 2019 14:37:09 GMT
You should play Sekiro Put some effort into learning how to die. It is the most popular action in the game by a mile Have you not got the platinum yet?
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Post by amipal on Apr 2, 2019 14:52:05 GMT
At work, I managed to put an almighty spanner in the process of things that were already well and truly spannered.
I am very professional.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 2, 2019 14:56:33 GMT
At work, I managed to put an almighty spanner in the process of things that were already well and truly spannered. I am very professional. Fuck off, Theresa.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 14:57:24 GMT
At work, I managed to put an almighty spanner in the process of things that were already well and truly spannered. I am very professional. Who would have thought Amipal was a mechanic.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 2, 2019 14:58:17 GMT
You should play Sekiro Put some effort into learning how to die. It is the most popular action in the game by a mile Have you not got the platinum yet? <draws brexit sized disaster area> I am this close </draws brexit sized disaster area>
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Post by scubar on Apr 2, 2019 15:06:49 GMT
Do you get to see other people’s hilarious/horrific deaths in Sekiro?
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 2, 2019 15:14:44 GMT
No I don't think you can. I haven't anyway. There are enough on screen deaths anyway.
I am not very far in to the game. I've beaten the tutorial and the first mini-boss and opened a second area. I was beating up the boss of the second area when his mates turned up unexpectedly. I have not been back yet,
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Post by scubar on Apr 2, 2019 15:17:14 GMT
No I don't think you can. I haven't anyway. There are enough on screen deaths anyway. I am not very far in to the game. I've beaten the tutorial and the first mini-boss and opened a second area. I was beating up the boss of the second area when his mates turned up unexpectedly. I have not been back yet, Nervous Nelly
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 2, 2019 15:55:23 GMT
After last night's revelation I feel disillusioned, do we need another hero?
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 2, 2019 16:01:14 GMT
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