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Post by Conchord on Apr 8, 2019 13:29:20 GMT
Spinach salad, 10 'mini' sausages, protein bar (back on keto), all the coffee.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 8, 2019 13:29:58 GMT
Brexit-ear?  I am hesitant to lower the tone even further in today's 'box, but that looks very much like someone has stuck a todger in that ear. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 8, 2019 13:31:28 GMT
Now I'm drinking a pint of ale with a punning name and having a bag of salted peanuts.
Sold quite a few Big Issues this morning.
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Post by Wee Jock McPlop on Apr 8, 2019 13:50:05 GMT
I used to live across the street from a spar.
The security guard used to follow me around the shop every night. As I was a skinhead, smelling of weed I'm not surprised. But I was in for papers, juice, chocolate most evenings. Never stole a fucking thing. Wonder how much went missing while he watched me.
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Post by BiNk on Apr 8, 2019 13:58:32 GMT
I used to live across the street from a spar. The security guard used to follow me around the shop every night. As I was a skinhead, smelling of weed I'm not surprised. But I was in for papers, juice, chocolate most evenings. Never stole a fucking thing. Wonder how much went missing while he watched me. Why crank so scared to say he was a drug abooser |
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Post by amipal on Apr 8, 2019 14:44:32 GMT
What did Center Parcs exactly do to babyfark?
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 8, 2019 14:50:05 GMT
Made him have sex like a pigeon and made his todger look like a deformed ear. Do try to keep up amipal. |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 8, 2019 15:21:26 GMT
Why crank so scared to say he was a drug abooser Why are all the Bink Berks afraid to post their real name and address on a website indexed by Google? Never been a skinhead mate. Too many associations to the far right in my hometown. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 8, 2019 15:39:37 GMT
Why crank so scared to say he was a drug abooser Why are all the Bink Berks afraid to post their real name and address on a website indexed by Shenguin? Never been a skinhead mate. Too many associations to the far right in my hometown. ftfy |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 8, 2019 17:21:21 GMT
Carry on coughing: A story about Tuberculosis
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 8, 2019 17:50:39 GMT
Bit pissed, may have broken an unspoken Dip rule
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Post by Faceless on Apr 8, 2019 18:00:11 GMT
Bit pissed, may have broken an unspoken Dip rule There are rules? |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 8, 2019 18:22:00 GMT
Yes, he bloody did break an unwritten rule. He sent me an ASCII art picture of his own dick.
It looks a bit like a deformed ear.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 8, 2019 18:23:00 GMT
Carry on coughing: A story about Tuberculosis Given today's chat it's more likely to be bird flu. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 8, 2019 18:52:42 GMT
I will fall back to my normal shtick
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Post by Destry on Apr 8, 2019 19:36:55 GMT
John Crace has excelled himself with THIS ARTICLE.Nigel Molesworth would be proud, as any fule kno |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 8, 2019 19:42:11 GMT
RollingDid you save the hostage? I got distracted on the next chapter after the paint shop and haven't been back. I do mean to finish it. Other games
Sekiro. I can beat the boss. I just need not to panic. One day i will look back and wonder how I ever struggled on the boss. That day is not today Metro Last Light It's pretty much the same game as Metro 2033*. Perhaps even a bit browner? I killed a load of Nazis. i am still stuck somewhere in their Metro station, but they are mostly dead. * This is a good thing The mrs played the hostage section. She saved the hostage but the negotiator died. Mind you, when I played Heavy Rain I think everybody died. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 8, 2019 20:19:46 GMT
John Crace has excelled himself with THIS ARTICLE.Nigel Molesworth would be proud, as any fule kno Earlier I had a lot of fun reading it wiv AKshuns to the Preferred Mammal. Parlyment |
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