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Post by Admin on Apr 14, 2019 21:31:46 GMT
 Yes. It's another Monday. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 14, 2019 23:08:34 GMT
This is the first time I've heard the suicidal muffin song. Don't ask.
I'm planning on murdering a muffin for breakfast. Or a hot cross bun.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 15, 2019 5:46:25 GMT
*Dr David Banner/Incredible hulk lonely man music*
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Post by Faceless on Apr 15, 2019 5:46:59 GMT
Mondays are fine, it's your life that's shit.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 15, 2019 5:47:26 GMT
I'm on a train.
And it's not a love train, baby.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 15, 2019 5:47:44 GMT
Mondays are fine, it's your life that's shit. Mum? |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 15, 2019 5:49:25 GMT
Pin stripe suit
Shirt and tie
Stops off at the corner shop to buy The Times
Good morning Tuffers-Jones
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 15, 2019 6:47:42 GMT
I've just got on train 1. It will be a mad dash to get coffee and train 2 as I'm a wee bit late. Just a wee bit but enough to mess a tight schedule. Your* face is a tight schedule. TV. Modern Family & B99. Games. The Div1. Napalm production site didn't go well. I've done it before solo and was prepared for lots of dying, but my pal was fed up - despite me telling him we were near the end and he sacked it off. I did a couple of side missions. *Not you. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 15, 2019 7:37:14 GMT
I went out in Derby drinking on Saturday all day. And I mean all day. 12 pints or so and then loads of Jaegar bombs or whatever they are called. It's was awful, we hardly ate and a mild vomiting occurred. I still feel rotten now.
OTTM: My son did a poo in the bath again.
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Post by scubar on Apr 15, 2019 7:42:53 GMT
I’ve seen the first 10 minutes of Game Of Thrones.
Who wants to touch me?
Please?
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 15, 2019 7:45:50 GMT
12 pints. Fuck that.
Couldn't tell you the last time I drank that much. If ever. I'd have moved onto gin after about 5 or 6.
I'd imagine the warm water helps loosen the bowels. Or it's just a dirty protest as he didn't want a bath. Little Bobby Sands McFark. Nice contemporary reference there for the young ones.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 15, 2019 7:50:17 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 15, 2019 7:55:08 GMT
Not me. Although my mum was close to be sued when she threw out my Ewok village. |
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Post by amipal on Apr 15, 2019 8:12:03 GMT
You people, this place.
Morning all.
First day back at work (well, logged onto the network). I spent the first half an hour just trying to connect. It's going to be one of those days.
Gamesblog: AC Odyssey, and I am no closer to murderising a mythological being than I was yesterday, despite changing the difficulty to easy. I am a sham.
Photographyblog: print competition this week for the subject "a moment in time" - which could basically be any photo taken ever, as that's essentially what it is. An airshow shot and a shot from Copenhagen are going in.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 15, 2019 8:29:32 GMT
A moment in time?
Nude selfie reflected in a grandfather clock door. Have you no artistic ideas?
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Post by Pyjakson on Apr 15, 2019 8:32:20 GMT
Baby drank 12 pints and loads of Jaeger bombs and then his "son" shat in the bath. I don't think we need a Sunny-style investigation to get to the bottom (hoho!) of this.  |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 15, 2019 8:37:34 GMT
A bunch of pointless statistics, (which Admin could probably do in a few minutes) from 31/12/2018 until last weekend, 15 weeks* | Number of posts: | 10,277 | | Number of views: | 138,078 | | Average post per day: | 112 | | Average views per day: | 1,551 | | Highest posts: | 174 | | Fewest posts: | 61 | | Highest views: | 2,400 | | Fewest views: | 891 |
Daily average, note hump | Day | posts | | Monday | 104 | | Tuesday | 118 | | Wednesday | 120 | | Thursday | 118 | | Friday | 112 | | Weekend | 122 |
Last laugh, highest number of "last posts" Chumbles with 17 Honourable mentions Tuffers and Shenguin tied on 11 *weekend counted as one "day" <edit> all the rubbish* generated by 51 people with 16 lurkers *posts that is, not the statistics, that took a lot more people |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 15, 2019 8:53:40 GMT
Someone should do an analysis of the number of posts in here, but since we learned how to block each other I guess we all see a different number of posts.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 15, 2019 8:58:49 GMT
Someone should do an analysis of the number of posts in here, but since we learned how to block each other I guess we all see a different number of posts. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist, not that you'll see this of course |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 15, 2019 9:02:56 GMT
Felice, the Venerable Bede of the Chatterbox.
Games: just a bit more DQ VII. So far it's not doing much except making me hungry for pilchard sandwiches. Love the little detail of the moving spider in my uncle's run down house. Also really love the ecclesiastical saving system. I will confess everything I've done.
OTTM: I've got a slightly sore throat. I hope this isn't going to turn into a full-blown cold over Easter.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 15, 2019 9:12:27 GMT
Dip, so my prediction about scubar's demise was correct |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 15, 2019 9:13:06 GMT
Someone should do an analysis of the number of posts in here, but since we learned how to block each other I guess we all see a different number of posts. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist, not that you'll see this of course something something small penis joke something something |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 15, 2019 9:20:48 GMT
Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist, not that you'll see this of course something something small penis joke something something your face is a, oh I can't be bothered |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 15, 2019 9:22:14 GMT
Going out in Derby is your problem.
If you want to go out in shit mid-sized east Midlands shitholes Nottingham is much nicer.
Burton is smaller but is handily placed for Derby (i.e, not actually in Derby) and has a tremendous selection of beer, plus Carling.
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Post by amipal on Apr 15, 2019 9:39:55 GMT
A moment in time? Nude selfie reflected in a grandfather clock door. Have you no artistic ideas? Anyone got a grandfather clock handy? |
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