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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 1, 2019 16:06:48 GMT
Just watched someone in a training session trying to enter their logon details into a video player that was talking them thru logging into the system they use. lovely. Maybe they were from the future, Scotty," Computer, computer, oh (a mouse and keyboard) how quaint"! if you see green mist coming from their ears run like hell! (typo, typo edit, typo) oh F***! it |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 1, 2019 16:07:32 GMT
I saw this on a car earlier:- mlu's date with your mum really did go well. She's probably stiffer than mlu was. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 1, 2019 16:09:40 GMT
No one is going to comment on: "I couldn’t find a clean fork."?
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Post by Sheep2 on May 1, 2019 16:14:59 GMT
I think he looked upon his works and despaired Whereas Shenguin looked upon his waterworks and despaired. Or maybe it was The Electric Company? |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 1, 2019 16:15:57 GMT
No one is going to comment on: "I couldn’t find a clean fork."? It's Cobblers. I was surprised he didn't just use his fingers. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 1, 2019 16:25:12 GMT
No one is going to comment on: "I couldn’t find a clean fork."? mumble mumble something, "keep it in your wallet next time as I can't condom buying you fresh ones every time you forget them"! |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 1, 2019 16:27:23 GMT
Whereas Shenguin looked upon his waterworks and despaired. Or maybe it was The Electric Company? oh, that's what is meant by battery discharge! |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 1, 2019 17:00:59 GMT
So Gavin Williamson should go away, should shut up.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 1, 2019 17:06:38 GMT
No one is going to comment on: "I couldn’t find a clean fork."? mumble mumble something, "keep it in your wallet next time as I can't condom buying you fresh ones every time you forget them"! Is this a Turing test thing? <edit> or a badly programmed Russian Bot? |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 1, 2019 17:14:00 GMT
So Gavin Williamson should go away, should shut up. Should be arrested for a breach of the securities act, moron.. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 1, 2019 17:14:44 GMT
mumble mumble something, "keep it in your wallet next time as I can't condom buying you fresh ones every time you forget them"! Is this a Turing test thing? <edit> or a badly programmed Russian Bot? Forking 'ell Felice...! |
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Post by crankcaller on May 1, 2019 17:48:41 GMT
In that German Donor Kebab place.
That's not a typo.
Bosch on the commute.
Hopefully more Divisioning later.
Realised earlier I've got Tuesday off as well as bank holiday Monday. Could cancel as I don't need anymore for childcare. Hmmm. What to do!
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Post by Felice Landry on May 1, 2019 17:51:47 GMT
In that German Donor Kebab place. That's not a typo. Bosch on the commute. Hopefully more Divisioning later. Realised earlier I've got Tuesday off as well as bank holiday Monday. Could cancel as I don't need anymore for childcare. Hmmm. What to do! Is Kane dictating this? Blink 4 times for yes and 7 for no Peace |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 1, 2019 18:08:02 GMT
This is rather uplifting
<edit> This is from Green Day's concert in Hyde Park in 2017, they play the song before their gig starts, still...
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Post by Faceless on May 1, 2019 18:11:30 GMT
Yeah that's great
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Post by Tuffers on May 1, 2019 18:26:15 GMT
Yeah. Where is it?
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Post by crankcaller on May 1, 2019 18:29:53 GMT
Is Kane dictating this? Blink 4 times for yes and 7 for no Peace Bink 4 times? Eh? That kebab was pretty tasty. Shouldn't have eaten all the chilli fries though. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 1, 2019 18:33:33 GMT
I've, again, bought a massive burrito to stuff my face with whilst sat in bed. The usual, double beans, spicy rice, roasted peppers, cheese, sour cream, guacamole,extra hot chilli sauce. Plus all the meats, well, steak and chicken as usual. But then, a potential game changer, an extra portion of hot chorizo on top. BOOM!
*drops mic*
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Post by Faceless on May 1, 2019 18:49:08 GMT
Best burrito I ever had was from a place on goodge Street. I only went there once, about 10 years ago, but there's not a day goes by I don't think about it.
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Post by Tuffers on May 1, 2019 18:59:02 GMT
Oh man. That pulls on the heart strings. Now I want faceless to share some of my amazing burrito. Obviously not in my bed with me. But he could stand outside and I could push bits underneath the door every now and again.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 1, 2019 19:04:30 GMT
an early version of Stonehenge, Spinal Tap 1992: |
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Post by crankcaller on May 1, 2019 19:16:13 GMT
Tuffers do you live in a bedsit?
I'm not judging. I've seen those English metropolitan rental horror stories. Your bed could be in a shared woodshed.
Burrito in bed?
Are you stoned.
Only possible/plausible excuse.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 1, 2019 19:22:03 GMT
Tuffers lives in a Travelodge.
That is basic knowledge.
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Post by crankcaller on May 1, 2019 19:40:40 GMT
Tuffers lives in a Travelodge. That is basic knowledge. Ah. Working away rings a bell for someone now you mention it. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 1, 2019 19:42:51 GMT
Linton Travel Tavern with a Geordie bell boy.
Not really, hotels mostly during the week due to current contract. This week it's a Mercure, hence the pointless sewing kit. Last week was a Jurys, hence the shit shower, broken tap and smell of damp.
*in case any lawyers are reading (why wouldn't they be) any names used in this post are not representative of real life and should they do so are by pure coincidence*
Juuurrriz is shit.
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