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Post by tenthenemy on May 16, 2019 20:51:13 GMT
Today John Crace put a good Dancing in the Dark quote into his column.
For the benefit of our younger viewers, here's what he's referring to.
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Post by Tuffers on May 16, 2019 21:00:35 GMT
How do you get chucked out of Camera Club?
Too much talking about Camera Club?
Or is it a sex thing?
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Post by Tuffers on May 16, 2019 21:03:25 GMT
6th form common room:
Why does Chris Grayling have a job? Ever get a job? Or get the next job he will undoubtedly get?
Top* of the Cunt League, for me, Geoff.
100% cunt. And a wanker. The cunt.
*I'm not eligible.
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Post by amipal on May 16, 2019 21:16:11 GMT
I haven't been chucked out. It was the PDI of the Year competition though, the judge's comments sometimes don't gel with expectation.
Comments such as "this is very sharp" - when in actual fact the photo has been overly-cropped and all you can see is noise*.
Anyway, I didn't win. But I did get a highly commended, so can't complain!
*your face is noise.
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Post by Tuffers on May 16, 2019 21:17:49 GMT
I'm ignoring the 'this is very sharp' bit for legal reasons.
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Post by Shenguin on May 16, 2019 21:20:21 GMT
I haven't been chucked out. It was the PDI of the Year competition though, the judge's comments sometimes don't gel with expectation. Comments such as "this is very sharp" - when in actual fact the photo has been overly-cropped and all you can see is noise*. Anyway, I didn't win. But I did get a highly commended, so can't complain! *your face is noise. Well you shouldn't crop it so much. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 16, 2019 21:26:04 GMT
I haven't been chucked out. It was the PDI of the Year competition though, the judge's comments sometimes don't gel with expectation. Comments such as "this is very sharp" - when in actual fact the photo has been overly-cropped and all you can see is noise*. Anyway, I didn't win. But I did get a highly commended, so can't complain! *your face is noise. Well you shouldn't crop it so much. Quite. If his face has been overly-cropped, it's unsurprising that all you can see is nose. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 16, 2019 21:48:23 GMT
It's not that all you can see is nose. It's just that's all you can focus on.
The offspring of Joseph Merrick and Great Uncle Bulgaria.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 16, 2019 22:27:07 GMT
It's not that all you can see is nose. It's just that's all you can focus on. The offspring of Joseph Merrick and Great Uncle Bulgaria. Maybe he needs a Pinocchio-colada to calm his nerves! (runs away) |
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Post by Tuffers on May 16, 2019 22:33:27 GMT
It's not that all you can see is nose. It's just that's all you can focus on. The offspring of Joseph Merrick and Great Uncle Bulgaria. Poor old Shenguin Fagan. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 16, 2019 23:56:51 GMT
For the sake of a calm mind |
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