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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 18, 2019 11:47:06 GMT
In other news, somehow all my lunch was eaten by half 10. An act of delicious revenge by your boss? |
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Post by scubar on Jul 18, 2019 11:47:59 GMT
How about giết gûd? A phrase that breaks down language barriers and is well understood everywhere. giêt gûd scrüb |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 18, 2019 11:50:13 GMT
How about giết gûd? A phrase that breaks down language barriers and is well understood everywhere. Not in Vietnam, I'm afraid. I'm not going back, I still get flashbacks, mostly of Kane and his kipper face. The horror.. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 18, 2019 12:51:56 GMT
I just bought a bottle of Hot-headz Trinidad scorpion got chilli sauce.
All the heat.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 18, 2019 12:52:16 GMT
Yes, got.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 18, 2019 13:04:02 GMT
Today is my Friday.
I had MDT last night.
I returned to Elex. What a fantastic game. It is a proper impenetrable RPG.
I have been told to improve my skills and visit the smith.
His weapons require 40-60 strength.
I have 14 strength. After improvements were made.
There was a lot of chat. I sold some guns to a smuggler.
I can just about afford the worst equipment.
The game warned me twice that people would remember what my attitude. I am a bit concerned as I was just chatting and had no idea I was offering attitude.
Also I have absolutely no idea what to do next, except that I can't get into any fights due to my puny strength and terrible weapons, but I am going to get into fights because of my propensity to badmouth people. Also the fighting is tricky. It is somewhat imprecise.
4 stars.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 18, 2019 13:15:46 GMT
I'm choosing to believe that Elex isn't an actual game, and is just something sheep hallucinated during a fever dream.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 18, 2019 13:21:16 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 18, 2019 13:23:04 GMT
Badly made RPGS are the best.
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Post by scubar on Jul 18, 2019 13:29:54 GMT
hell of a link. Brings you right back here |
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Post by Faceless on Jul 18, 2019 13:38:01 GMT
hell of a link. Brings you right back here A terribly constructed forum, full of glitches, lag, eye-sores, and confusing mechanics. |
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Post by scubar on Jul 18, 2019 13:43:01 GMT
hell of a link. Brings you right back here A terribly constructed forum, full of glitches, lag, eye-sores, and confusing mechanics. Your face is a confusing mechanic. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 18, 2019 13:44:57 GMT
I just read the IGN review where the author compared the game to a date with someone interesting and pleasant who suddenly goes on about how the Illuminati faked the moon landing (aka the mlu035rsc school of dating). He gave it a 4.9 (Bad).
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Post by cobblers on Jul 18, 2019 13:54:18 GMT
I'm choosing to believe that Elex isn't an actual game, and is just something sheep hallucinated during a fever dream. I’m choosing to believe that it’s a typical night out on Broad St. |
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Post by Destry on Jul 18, 2019 14:04:25 GMT
How about giết gûd?I'm not going back, I still get flashbacks, mostly of Kane and his kipper face. The horror..  |
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Post by cobblers on Jul 18, 2019 14:10:54 GMT
I just read the IGN review where the author compared the game to a date with someone interesting and pleasant who suddenly goes on about how the Illuminati faked the moon landing (aka the mlu035rsc school of dating). He gave it a 4.9 (Bad). that sounds fantastic. I’d ask you to link it but... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 18, 2019 14:31:05 GMT
Are you claiming the Illiuminati really landed on the moon?
I think Fahrenheit is the game the Illuminati appear at the end.
And also Deus Ex.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 18, 2019 14:42:26 GMT
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Post by cobblers on Jul 18, 2019 14:43:43 GMT
When the moon fills the sky like an all seeing eye, illuminati!
When the world seems to scheme like it’s all a bad dream, illuminati!
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 18, 2019 14:52:10 GMT
In other news, somehow all my lunch was eaten by half 10. An act of delicious revenge by your boss? I am introducing a highly secure very sensible solution for people stealing sandwiches Glock & Lock
Put your sandwiches safely in a secure, well made, yet keenly priced plastic sandwich box in the fridge and for a small fee a security guard will shoot anyone who tries to steal them. |
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Post by cobblers on Jul 18, 2019 14:58:10 GMT
Can I interest you in my rival system, Lock and Toad, in which you place your sandwiches on a secure, keenly priced plastic container etc etc with an aggressive cane toad in it?
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Post by cobblers on Jul 18, 2019 15:01:24 GMT
Seriously, if anyone wants an aggressive cane toad, hit me up. No questions asked.
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 18, 2019 16:04:57 GMT
Can I interest you in my rival system, Lock and Toad, in which you place your sandwiches on a secure, keenly priced plastic container etc etc with an aggressive cane toad in it? I thought lock and toad was that you locked it up and if someone took it you toad someone in the balls. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 18, 2019 16:06:09 GMT
An act of delicious revenge by your boss? I am introducing a highly secure very sensible solution for people stealing sandwiches Glock & Lock
Put your sandwiches safely in a secure, well made, yet keenly priced plastic sandwich box in the fridge and for a small fee a security guard will shoot anyone who tries to steal them. When I was working I got into work between 6 and 7; this was viewed as weird but it was my anti lunch tamper / theft technique: Pre-emptive eating at 7.30 so my food would not get permeated with the smell of the bloody fish someone in another office would store in the communal fridge. The only drawback was that by 1 pm I was bloody hungry so I bought a second lunch and scoffed that... I then faced a bit of a hurdle when I got home in that my then beloved had prepared dinner to match my size which grew... And reduced my capacity for conjugal activity. I now realise You Only Lunch Twice |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 18, 2019 16:06:40 GMT
Lunch blog: leftover pumpkin & sage ravioli with pork, mushrooms & truffle pesto. BDT add-on: glass of red. 4 stars. What if the aggressive cane toad is going to mug you for your lunch? To quote Wikipedia on the subject of cane toads: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_toad |
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