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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jul 22, 2019 11:15:23 GMT
Morning I’m annoyed I missed the opportunity to make a “fists with your toes” comment on the grauns jet lag article. Might still be a chance on the sex hygiene article?
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 22, 2019 11:19:48 GMT
Stupid dog should have made fists with its toes.
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Post by Destry on Jul 22, 2019 11:25:37 GMT
I am having a pint outside the 'spoons at Brighton Marina. The table is covered in seagull shit.
And what looks like the remains of a small dog.
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 22, 2019 11:28:11 GMT
Completely off topic, but if you love guitar playing Jon Gomm's Passionflower is jaw-dropping brilliant ...
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 22, 2019 11:29:53 GMT
I am having a pint outside the 'spoons at Brighton Marina. The table is covered in seagull shit. You want to pray that the one who got the dog doesn't fly overhead
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 22, 2019 11:33:13 GMT
My face looks like it's covered in seagull shit and the remains of a small dog.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 22, 2019 11:42:27 GMT
My face looks like it's covered in seagull shit and the remains of a small dog. That seagull needs medical attention.
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Post by Destry on Jul 22, 2019 11:43:53 GMT
Just came back from the bar to find a fresh seagull shit on the table...
(Checks beer carefully before drinking)
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 22, 2019 12:03:54 GMT
Just came back from the bar to find a fresh seagull shit on the table... (Checks beer carefully before drinking) I expect the fresh seagull shit on the table isn't too impressed either.
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Post by amipal on Jul 22, 2019 12:28:25 GMT
I am having a pint outside the 'spoons at Brighton Marina. The table is covered in seagull shit. And what looks like the remains of a small dog. Can I ask that, in your drunken state, you don't migrate east to the quiet hamlet of Saltdean?
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Post by amipal on Jul 22, 2019 12:41:02 GMT
I mean, it's not that I wouldn't be happy to see you. It's just that I've had enough drunken rants for this week already.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jul 22, 2019 12:46:12 GMT
I mean, it's not that I wouldn't be happy to see you. It's just that I've had enough drunken rants for this week already. You should add them to your show.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 22, 2019 12:59:04 GMT
Is Saltdean like an English version of Benidorm?
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Post by Chumbles on Jul 22, 2019 13:06:31 GMT
Is Saltdean like an English version of Benidorm? On mobility scooters Meanwhile, in Amazon Prime land this Saturday a new series starts and I am really looking forward to ...
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Post by crankcaller on Jul 22, 2019 13:07:53 GMT
The Saltdean Wikipedia notable people section is interesting.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 22, 2019 13:12:10 GMT
I am having a pint outside the 'spoons at Brighton Marina. The table is covered in seagull shit. And what looks like the remains of a small dog. That's one athletic seagull. From Paignton to Brighton, chomping on the way. I've been to Paignton. It is shit. Not as shit as Shenguin's face, but shit nonetheless.* *No offence Paignton.
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 22, 2019 13:16:14 GMT
The Saltdean Wikipedia notable people section is interesting. Tremendous
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Post by Faceless on Jul 22, 2019 13:21:17 GMT
The Saltdean Wikipedia notable people section is interesting. Top work.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 22, 2019 13:30:14 GMT
The Saltdean Wikipedia notable people section is interesting. Amazing work Crank!
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Post by Destry on Jul 22, 2019 13:45:43 GMT
I am having a pint outside the 'spoons at Brighton Marina. The table is covered in seagull shit. And what looks like the remains of a small dog. Can I ask that, in your drunken state, you don't migrate east to the quiet hamlet of Saltdean? You're quite safe. We've moved on to Hove.
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Post by Destry on Jul 22, 2019 13:46:03 GMT
I am having a pint outside the 'spoons at Brighton Marina. The table is covered in seagull shit. And what looks like the remains of a small dog. Can I ask that, in your drunken state, you don't migrate east to the quiet hamlet of Saltdean? You're quite safe. We've moved on to Hove.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jul 22, 2019 13:56:47 GMT
I am worried crankcaller is going to end up doing 20 to life in the Arizona Supermax for that.
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Post by Destry on Jul 22, 2019 13:59:26 GMT
Cripes. A double post.
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Post by Faceless on Jul 22, 2019 14:03:54 GMT
I am hoping crankcaller is going to end up doing 20 to life in the Arizona Supermax for that. Ftfy
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Post by Destry on Jul 22, 2019 14:14:00 GMT
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