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Post by Destry on Aug 21, 2019 18:41:27 GMT
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Post by amipal on Aug 21, 2019 19:36:54 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 21, 2019 19:45:19 GMT
Good evening.
Regarding Ebastards. I should point out that I was looking to place a bid on a watch, needed a comfort break and returned to find that the cat had sat on the keyboard and bid a stupid amount, with 45 minutes to go.
French>Cats>Ebay>Shenguin
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 21, 2019 19:47:08 GMT
Good evening. Regarding Ebastards. I should point out that I was looking to place a bid on a watch, needed a comfort break and returned to find that the cat had sat on the keyboard and bid a stupid amount, with 45 minutes to go. Great story.. Maybe stop using eBay? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 21, 2019 19:52:40 GMT
Yup Felice, you are right. The cat cannot be trusted with my cash.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 21, 2019 20:03:54 GMT
Maybe get rid of the cat and use the money you save on food and vet bills to buy a new watch from a shop.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 21, 2019 20:23:57 GMT
Good evening. Regarding Ebastards. I should point out that I was looking to place a bid on a watch, needed a comfort break and returned to find that the cat had sat on the keyboard and bid a stupid amount, with 45 minutes to go. French>Cats>Ebay>Shenguin I object to that, you goshdarn cunt. How dare you accuse cats of being worse than the French. Wronghead. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 21, 2019 20:40:32 GMT
I hope the cat likes its watch.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 21, 2019 20:42:21 GMT
It's cost Tiddles his good kidney so the cat had damn well better like it.
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Post by Destry on Aug 21, 2019 21:01:40 GMT
Get with the programme people.
MrTiddles is the cat. The cat is MrTiddles.
He's clearly attempting to justify to himself bidding stupid money for the timepiece by blaming his 'other self'.
Classic symptoms of Dissociative Identity Disorder.
#PrayforTiddles (both of them)
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Post by amipal on Aug 21, 2019 21:06:05 GMT
If you didn't have a cat, you could afford a spectacular watch. Like the one I wear.
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 21, 2019 21:07:49 GMT
Yup Felice, you are right. The cat cannot be trusted with my cash. I'd say eBay the cat, but it would probably post the winning bid leaving you paying the seller's fee... Destry In tonight's Simpsons; on hearing of Grandpa's death: "He didn't even live long enough to become a vegetable."  |
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Post by Destry on Aug 21, 2019 21:11:41 GMT
Yup Felice, you are right. The cat cannot be trusted with my cash. In tonight's Simpsons; on hearing of Grandpa's death: "He didn't even live long enough to become a vegetable." Woah! Spoilers! Grandpa Simpson dies? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Aug 21, 2019 21:39:15 GMT
Cats don't need a timepiece. They can always tell when it's tin/pouch/bag of crunchies opening time. Namely any time they feel like it. Is it time for you to vacate the comfy armchair so that the cat can have a beauty nap? Of course it is. Is it time to go to the vet? Nah. It's never time for that. It's called feline instinct.
Maybe Mr Tiddles should check that the cat (his alter ego) isn't selling anything on Ebay just to have money to spend on catnip.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 21, 2019 21:54:48 GMT
If i were Tiddles' cat I would absolutely fuck his life up.
Moore than Tiddles (non-cat) has already managed I mean.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 21, 2019 22:34:43 GMT
Lacklustre is a word.
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Post by Destry on Aug 21, 2019 22:56:02 GMT
MrTiddles is the cat. The cat is MrTiddles. I can't help thinking his user name here was a clue / a cry for help. |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 21, 2019 23:04:26 GMT
I'm at the seaside for a week. It's great. Everything is cool. Hope you're all well.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2019 0:26:15 GMT
I'm at the seaside for the rest of my pathetic life. I hate you all. Mostly I hate myself. I'm glad you're all not well.
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