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Post by Admin on Aug 21, 2019 21:20:05 GMT
 Another fine mess they're getting us into.
It's Thursday. |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 22, 2019 3:59:32 GMT
Admin : strong work! Here we see them drive our new Brexit car...  Together forever ... 
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 22, 2019 7:15:13 GMT
Hullo. Just catching up on last night's box. Blimey, I only mentioned the cat's bum bidding for a watch (and no, I am not the cat's 'bum').
I done nuffink last night, apart from breaking a freezer drawer. A new low.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 22, 2019 7:55:40 GMT
Does anyone have any idea what an 'Instagram influencer' is? I've read two articles now on the G about them but I have no idea what any of it means.
I'd Google it, but my head is full of enough nonsense as it is.
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2019 8:22:19 GMT
Ooh, I know this one, because I'm down with the kids.
An Influencer on The Instagram is a person who uses The Instagram, and has lots of Followers on The Instagram. The Influencer on The Instagram takes money and free stuff from companies who want other people to buy stuff. The Influencer on The Instagram then goes on to The Instagram and tells their Followers on The Instagram what to buy. The Followers on The Instagram then buy the stuff, the company is happy with all the money, the Influencer is happy with all the money, and everyone else is a broken husk of a human being trapped in a tragic cycle of empty consumerism and shallow vanity. All is but ashes in your mouth.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 22, 2019 8:24:13 GMT
Everyone pumped for GCSE Results Day Live on the G? I've got a fiver on Colin Smith from Coventry getting a B in Maths.
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Post by amipal on Aug 22, 2019 8:26:35 GMT
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Instagram is the worst. Shenguin got it in one. Morning all. Off to B&Q or a garden centre this morning to get some side-stones for the pond. Liner is in and filled, just need the finishing touches. TVblog - more Archer. This latest series is brilliant. 4 space stars. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 22, 2019 8:34:54 GMT
Everyone pumped for GCSE Results Day Live on the G? I've got a fiver on Colin Smith from Coventry getting a B in Maths. There is no B in maths. Broken Britain. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2019 8:38:56 GMT
Watched the first two episodes of Deadwood last night. As good as I remembered it to be. amipal still only 140 followers I see. You'll need at least 150 to become an influencer. Then everyone will want to buy a black and white plane from the black and white plane company. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 22, 2019 8:47:23 GMT
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Instagram is the worst. Shenguin got it in one. No "likes" for your moody pics then? |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 22, 2019 8:56:46 GMT
Ooh, I know this one, because I'm down with the kids. An Influencer on The Instagram is a person who uses The Instagram, and has lots of Followers on The Instagram. The Influencer on The Instagram takes money and free stuff from companies who want other people to buy stuff. The Influencer on The Instagram then goes on to The Instagram and tells their Followers on The Instagram what to buy. The Followers on The Instagram then buy the stuff, the company is happy with all the money, the Influencer is happy with all the money, and everyone else is a broken husk of a human being trapped in a tragic cycle of empty consumerism and shallow vanity. All is but ashes in your mouth. Money and free stuff you say... |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2019 9:03:48 GMT
Ooh, I know this one, because I'm down with the kids. An Influencer on The Instagram is a person who uses The Instagram, and has lots of Followers on The Instagram. The Influencer on The Instagram takes money and free stuff from companies who want other people to buy stuff. The Influencer on The Instagram then goes on to The Instagram and tells their Followers on The Instagram what to buy. The Followers on The Instagram then buy the stuff, the company is happy with all the money, the Influencer is happy with all the money, and everyone else is a broken husk of a human being trapped in a tragic cycle of empty consumerism and shallow vanity. All is but ashes in your mouth. Money and free stuff you say... You could be a Chatterbox Influencer. Swiss Air went bust a while ago though, maybe try to get some money out of Kool Aid? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 22, 2019 9:04:49 GMT
Preferred Mammal's Birthday weekend coming up, going to see Fiddler on the Roof on Friday*, dinner at Chez Bruce on Saturday and London Zoo on Sunday and it looks like the weather is going to be lovely. *Thought I'd add the days to make it easier for Shenguin to keep track. |
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 22, 2019 9:14:24 GMT
Today is my Saturday, yesterday was my saturday too. 17 days holiday has left me dreading having to pretend to be a normal human again, how long does it take to sober up from lunchtime beer after this long?
Games; none. Beer; German and Croatian. Anything else that matters; has bojo broken Britain yet?
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Post by scubar on Aug 22, 2019 9:22:32 GMT
Influencer - walking talking advert. Will sell principles for money. Scum.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 22, 2019 9:23:57 GMT
Right, I've created an account and taken a photo of myself drinking from a mug with the logo of an American sports team I know nothing about, wearing a branded shirt I stole from my neighbours washing line, and holding a pen with the name of a company I no longer work for.
If I've understood shenguin correctly I can now go to these places and demand money and free stuff.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 22, 2019 9:24:29 GMT
Will sell principles for money. Scum. Hi! |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2019 9:28:24 GMT
I don't have any principles. Can I have some money anyway?
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2019 9:29:46 GMT
Right, I've created an account and taken a photo of myself drinking from a mug with the logo of an American sports team I know nothing about, wearing a branded shirt I stole from my neighbours washing line, and holding a pen with the name of a company I no longer work for. If I've understood shenguin correctly I can now go to these places and demand money and free stuff. If you are wearing a Nike t-shirt I'd approach Adidas about getting money from them first. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2019 9:44:43 GMT
Amipal should probably read this. Lots of good tips for the not so good. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 22, 2019 10:16:08 GMT
I didn;t think I was susceptible to online influence, but if that's the case why are there 6 Amigas in my spare room that I don't even remember ordering?
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 22, 2019 10:33:48 GMT
I didn;t think I was susceptible to online influence, but if that's the case why are there 6 Amigas in my spare room that I don't even remember ordering? Because you touch amipal at night* *may not be true. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 22, 2019 10:46:21 GMT
I didn;t think I was susceptible to online influence, but if that's the case why are there 6 Amigas in my spare room that I don't even remember ordering? Because you touch amipal at night* *may not be true. An arresting image. By which I mean you should be arrested. |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 22, 2019 10:48:04 GMT
I don't have any principles. Can I have some money anyway? I could lend you 20p to buy Faceless's principles, as he's so keen to sell. I'd want the change back mind. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Aug 22, 2019 11:04:31 GMT
Hullo. Just catching up on last night's box. Blimey, I only mentioned the cat's bum bidding for a watch (and no, I am not the cat's 'bum'). I done nuffink last night, apart from breaking a freezer drawer. A new low. your face is the cats bum! |
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