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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 6, 2019 14:25:03 GMT
There's a bar on the high street down the road - LA Bar it is called. On the blackboard outside, they have a list of upcoming events. 31st October is "Brexit Disco Night". It is incredibly tricky to guess who the usual clientele are... Top 5 DJ requests? Foreigner Erm, oh never mind. 1. National Front Disco 2. One in a Million 3. Raining Blood 4. Anarchy in the UK 5. National Anthem (not the Radiohead version) |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 6, 2019 14:27:43 GMT
When I'm 100, I'm going to ask the Queen to come and shit on my carpets.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 6, 2019 14:50:11 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 6, 2019 15:00:18 GMT
When I'm 100, I'm going to ask the Queen to come and shit on my carpets. When you are 100 Brenda will be 152. Can she just send a full colostomy bag and you pour it? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 6, 2019 15:33:43 GMT
Sheep there, always thinking practically.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 6, 2019 15:39:16 GMT
And they're still not as good as Spectrum. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 6, 2019 15:44:26 GMT
Hello. I've been busy. Scaffolders: Yes. Watch News: Yes. OTTM: No. @ozymandias Kane. You will be pleased to know that Icelands are now selling 'Limited Edition' Salt & Pepper chips. Best pop on your tricycle and scoop them all up.* * In your lunch break, obvs. Is that the one with the separate salt bag or is it shaken in? |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 6, 2019 15:49:50 GMT
I've lost my stapler. What am I going to do all afternoon? use paper clips and string them together, lay them out by hooking them at the bottom of the desks so when someone walks past they get trip-wired, then as they are falling take a selfie with them in mid air, and post on internal mail and Chatterbox! (for further info check out Mr.Tiddles snares and traps concise booklet)! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 6, 2019 15:53:59 GMT
From the Guardian live blog apropos the House of Lords passing the Benn bill: I can see why any reference to guillotines is a no-no in the House of Lords.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 6, 2019 16:16:36 GMT
I bet the Duke of Edinburgh would shit on your carpet as soon as look at you.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 6, 2019 16:21:12 GMT
Age or disdain though?
You'd never be quite sure.
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Post by amipal on Sept 6, 2019 16:58:59 GMT
You can view most old computer magazines via archive.org. It's a good site. #TheOneAmigaForever |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 6, 2019 17:26:15 GMT
When I'm 100, I'm going to ask the Queen to come and shit on my carpets. When you are 100 Brenda will be 152. Can she just send a full colostomy bag and you pour it? Ever the gentleman; you couuld always apply for the position of Gentleman of the Bedpan and act in loco stercore...  |
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Post by amipal on Sept 6, 2019 17:41:17 GMT
There's a bar on the high street down the road - LA Bar it is called. On the blackboard outside, they have a list of upcoming events. 31st October is "Brexit Disco Night". It is incredibly tricky to guess who the usual clientele are... Top 5 DJ requests? Foreigner Erm, oh never mind. A Long Way to Tipperary The White Cliffs of Dover Knees Up Mother Brown My Old Man's a Dustman 'Ave a Banana |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 6, 2019 17:54:31 GMT
Mogg on the Tyne
Boris this Love?
Corbyn the Summertime
Unbreak My Hearticle 50
Sorted For ERGs and Wizz
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 6, 2019 17:55:24 GMT
I'll get my coat.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 6, 2019 18:02:48 GMT
Brexit Planet Dust
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Post by Pyjakson on Sept 6, 2019 18:30:26 GMT
I bet the Duke of Edinburgh would shit on your carpet as soon as look at you. Better yet, he could make it part of his award and have eager youths queueing up to sully your floors. |
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Post by Destry on Sept 6, 2019 18:58:22 GMT
Felice hasn't posted a picture of a cold beer for a while...  |
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 6, 2019 19:07:33 GMT
Felice hasn't posted a picture of a cold beer for a while... With the pound sterling weak against the euro he's probably run out of money and is now washing dishes in the hope that one day he'll be able to afford the fare home. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 6, 2019 19:39:52 GMT
RIP Felice. Another one gone. Fuck you 2016!
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 6, 2019 19:40:10 GMT
So.. nobody's enquired about my watch news? Can't say I blame you.*
*You monsters.
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Post by Destry on Sept 6, 2019 19:49:37 GMT
Okay, I'll fall for it.
"What's your watch news MrT?"
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 6, 2019 19:50:52 GMT
Insane in the membrane
The roof is on fire
Everyday is like sunday
Eton rifles
Ghost town
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Post by Faceless on Sept 6, 2019 19:55:12 GMT
Well whaddya know. Turns out Super Tennis really is a game.
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