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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 10, 2019 11:23:34 GMT
I'm in the office today. They actually expect me to look busy, can you imagine? I suppose those orphanages won't foreclose on themselves. All work and no pay... ftfy |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 10, 2019 11:30:44 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 10, 2019 11:44:49 GMT
I still haven't heard about my tax rebate this year #firstworldproblems.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 10, 2019 11:45:01 GMT
And cheese sandwich.
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Post by amipal on Sept 10, 2019 12:10:02 GMT
My late-night-pie kept me going a long way today.
But still, lunch was required - pasta with chorizo and mushrooms in a tomato sauce.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 10, 2019 12:25:02 GMT
Jacket potato, tuna, side salad. Can of vimto.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 10, 2019 12:33:05 GMT
I've been too busy to send out the phishing emails.
Just send me your bank details and i'll get the tax rebate done directly.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 10, 2019 12:40:01 GMT
Somebody pass Ozymandias Kane the revolver and put him out of our misery ... |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 10, 2019 12:40:41 GMT
Tax THIS.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 10, 2019 12:47:27 GMT
I'm not sure it reaches the threshold. |
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Post by lazybones on Sept 10, 2019 12:50:57 GMT
I purchased a copy of eFootball PES 2020.
Konami have made a promise on Manager model customization that they have not kept.
Like No Man's Sky all over again.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 10, 2019 12:52:38 GMT
Amount realised is too small. |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 10, 2019 12:56:54 GMT
Hold on, just let me massage the figure a little.
*sid James laugh*
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 10, 2019 12:58:31 GMT
Probably a joke about Gross Income to be made too.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 10, 2019 12:59:43 GMT
No VAT on it. No value added. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2019 14:11:15 GMT
Definitely no capital gains on that.
As per local customs, I need to point out that tax jokes are the worst.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 10, 2019 14:16:57 GMT
So...
Everyone started their Christmas shopping?
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 10, 2019 14:20:51 GMT
Why do you get a tax rebate every year?
Are you self employed or something?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 10, 2019 14:23:11 GMT
Why do you get a tax rebate every year? Are you self employed or something? My employer makes HMRC aware of my Bupa cover at the last minute every tax year which has something to do it I believe as it never happened before that. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2019 14:33:40 GMT
Babyfark there, something something master rebate something something.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 10, 2019 15:00:28 GMT
So... Everyone started their Christmas shopping? I have picked out the first present for the kid, a set of trucks and dinosaurs, one of the trucks is huge and has compartments for each of the dinosaurs. |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2019 15:30:28 GMT
I've told the kids Christmas is an EU thing forced on plucky Britain by the eurocrats.
Brexit now.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 10, 2019 15:35:24 GMT
Quiet in here today. I think we should have gone for car park chat rather than tax chat.
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Post by amipal on Sept 10, 2019 15:40:45 GMT
So... Everyone started their Christmas shopping? I have picked out the first present for the kid, a set of lorries and dinosaurs, one of the lorries is huge and has compartments for each of the dinosaurs. FTFY |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 10, 2019 15:49:44 GMT
Quiet in here today. I think we should have gone for car park chat rather than tax chat. It's certainly not shit on the carpet chat. |
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