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Post by Faceless on Sept 16, 2019 21:13:37 GMT
I refuse to join the nazis. Mensa I'm on the fence about.
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Post by Destry on Sept 16, 2019 21:14:04 GMT
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 16, 2019 21:21:47 GMT
This needs to be brought out
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 16, 2019 21:56:00 GMT
Carol Vorderman and CJ off of Eggheads are in MENSA too - all the lads. It's a very intellectually stimulating environment in which to chat with like minded people about big sums, obscure trivia, and punching people into canals in Amsterdam.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 16, 2019 22:14:38 GMT
Erm... cough... 1-0 finger wag |
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 16, 2019 22:18:23 GMT
It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to, cry if I want to You would cry too if it happened to you "Sir, can you please leave, we need to dry out the upholstery" "fffffnnnuukkkhhhh..ballssszzghh" |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 16, 2019 22:29:03 GMT
I'd like to go home and have a shower. I don't even like Weatherspoons. "So, let me get this straight, they're either dumbcunts, or they're dumbcunts. Thanks a bunch for adding to the sum of human knowledge there. I'm other news, I'm happy to see Big G posting here tonight. I wish they'd post more often." Tar very much. MENSA, which I refuse to join, has never been classified as dumb. The rest of that is (wrong or right) maybe correct opinion. Trust me, some times dialling downing the chat, even if you are joking, is good. There is no context on-line Was I too rude? I thought I was being nice, except to everyone. There is plenty of context online, especially in here. |
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 16, 2019 22:59:56 GMT
This needs to be brought out "The late Kirsty MacColl ... who enjoyed two brief stints on Stiff." So says Stiff... |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 16, 2019 23:19:03 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2019 23:25:19 GMT
Hello Shenguin
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2019 23:27:03 GMT
You've frightened off Lazybones.
Probably worried you'll mention bald spots.
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 16, 2019 23:27:57 GMT
Sheep2 there, desperately trying to pass the Turing test.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2019 23:29:31 GMT
Why would I want to take a Turing test?
I can pass as a bot without any godamn certificate.
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2019 23:31:21 GMT
I'll tell you about my mother. My mother was a 48K Spectrum+ (not the one with a rubber keyboard).
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 16, 2019 23:34:05 GMT
Describe in single words only the good things that come into mind about your Spectrum+ (not the one with the rubber keyboard).
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2019 23:39:43 GMT
Quazatron
Feud
Matchday
Thus is tough. A lot of the games were longer than one word
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2019 23:41:16 GMT
Hobbit
Horace
Decathlon
Sweevo
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 16, 2019 23:43:34 GMT
You mean uazatron. The Q button doesn't work any longer, because of Decathlon.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 16, 2019 23:43:39 GMT
I have to agree with Chumbles . There isn't a day that goes by without MENSA accosting me on the street. 'Join us', 'Come with us', they belch. 'No! I refuse!', I bellow in response. I could join MENSA, if I so wished to do so, but, y'know, fuck 'em. I'm happy as I am and that is all that matters. Destry ! Happy Biffday! May the Gods of Wetherspoons shine upon your trousers. I believe you mean MIND! |
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 16, 2019 23:43:40 GMT
Gauntlet
Spindizzy
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 16, 2019 23:43:50 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 16, 2019 23:44:33 GMT
Chuckie
Gauntlet
Chequered
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Sept 16, 2019 23:47:33 GMT
I'm a level 3 Wizard in MENSA. It's brilliant. I'm a Black belt in Mensa and a Grand Master in Mind, not much of a Wizard though! Tonight I had pork and beans, tomorrow I will be airing out my trousers! |
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 16, 2019 23:48:30 GMT
Pork and beans? FFS, pure filth.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 17, 2019 0:02:41 GMT
 I bought a BBC B to replace the Speccie because Elite played so much better on it; but the Spectrum was responsible for a lot of late nights... the best game which needed two Speccies and two TVs and a bunch of connectors was a jet fighter game which was insane fun to play because you were never quite certain where your opponent was. Until his bullets zipped past you. |
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