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Post by Faceless on Oct 3, 2019 9:44:28 GMT
Do we reckon Euros or USD for the black market? Euros are the obvious choice but there’s something traditional about dollars. BTC can fuck off; I’m after tangible profit here. I'm banking on human teeth. Started harvesting some time ago so once we're past 31st October I'm basically a millionaire. |
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Post by amipal on Oct 3, 2019 9:48:08 GMT
Not a fan of bottle caps then?
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Post by cobblers on Oct 3, 2019 9:54:06 GMT
Not a fan of bottle caps then? That requires the annihilation of the rest of the world as well. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 3, 2019 10:00:25 GMT
Guardian Picks. LoneWolf shall be our king.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 3, 2019 10:08:02 GMT
Shed Chat. I've had a shed for years. I don't think "What's in Tiddles shed?" is a viable option for broadcast. cobblers I've got a dollar. What will that get me from your filthy lock up? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 3, 2019 10:17:33 GMT
Slightly parochial headline. "Kent sprinter sets new record An athlete from Kent has won gold in the 200m race at the athletics World Championship."  |
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Post by cobblers on Oct 3, 2019 10:23:44 GMT
Shed Chat. I've had a shed for years. I don't think "What's in Tiddles shed?" is a viable option for broadcast. cobblers I've got a dollar. What will that get me from your filthy lock up? Mesothelioma. Given the state of the roof I’m currently offering it as a suicide booth for those taking a longer-term view, or those over 40 who are not yet fully committed to death. |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 3, 2019 10:38:51 GMT
Slightly parochial headline. "Kent sprinter sets new record An athlete from Kent has won gold in the 200m race at the athletics World Championship." Especially as Blackheath is rather more London than Kent... A friend used to run a tea and bacon sarnie stool on the common; I imagine the toffs grabbing a bite talking down to him, not realising he was a Chess National Master with a degree from Cambridge ... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 3, 2019 10:41:40 GMT
Pah
If you aren't at international Grand Master standard you aren't anywhere in Chess.
Tell him to come back when my bacon sarnie is ready.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 3, 2019 10:44:19 GMT
For reference I was not in the school Chess club.
It was for girly swats and people who were vaguely competent at Chess, which I am not.
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 3, 2019 10:51:56 GMT
For reference I was not in the school Chess club. It was for girly swats and people who were vaguely competent at Chess, which I am not. For reference I was Captain of Chess at school; but staying at Mr Sarnie's house I got utterly smashed by his mates who were Grandmasters ... I was told I might be quite good if I studied. Fuchs that, I thought. Anyway, for all the "girly swats and people who were vaguely competent at Chess..."  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 3, 2019 11:02:52 GMT
I've got a friend who lives in Croydon, but claims to all and sundry that he lives in Surrey. Then again, he was also convinced that Sicily was a country in it's own right. Bellend. [EDIT] cobblers I think I'll pass. |
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Post by cobblers on Oct 3, 2019 11:09:18 GMT
I've got a friend who lives in Croydon, but claims to all and sundry that he lives in Surrey. Then again, he was also convinced that Sicily was a country in it's own right. Bellend. [EDIT] cobblers I think I'll pass. if he starts telling you that Sicily is a country in its own right by saying “Look arisen!...” you are legally allowed to hit him with the business end of a halberd. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 3, 2019 11:10:50 GMT
Hello, I dropped my work laptop this morning, and now it doesn't work. I then had to ring the IT support bods while my colleagues listened to my outright lies about why it's broken. Butterfinger Virus? |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 3, 2019 11:13:13 GMT
Seabin is back.
Seabin+
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 3, 2019 11:17:15 GMT
I recently found 170 Euros in my handbag that I had forgotten about after my last visit to the Continent. We immediately realised that this treasure would see us through the rest of our days in moderate comfort.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 3, 2019 11:19:22 GMT
Hello, I dropped my work laptop this morning, and now it doesn't work. I then had to ring the IT support bods while my colleagues listened to my outright lies about why it's broken. Butterfinger Virus? 'Friend' of Gongfarmer |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 3, 2019 11:19:23 GMT
We had the asbestos roof replaced on our garage about 3 yrs ago. I spoke to my pal who knows folk in the building trade etc about the cost of removal of the old one.
He said - and I quote..
"I know a couple of Irish Gypsies that will do it for £50..."
In the end we went for the company who were fitting the new roof to take it away.
They probably subcontracted to the brothers from Kerry.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 3, 2019 11:22:05 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 3, 2019 11:29:53 GMT
That's your work uniform problem sorted. |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 3, 2019 11:30:12 GMT
Bet JBG has one.
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Post by cobblers on Oct 3, 2019 11:31:59 GMT
We had the asbestos roof replaced on our garage about 3 yrs ago. I spoke to my pal who knows folk in the building trade etc about the cost of removal of the old one. He said - and I quote.. "I know a couple of Irish Gypsies that will do it for £50..." In the end we went for the company who were fitting the new roof to take it away. They probably subcontracted to the brothers from Kerry. I’m aware of an incident in which a chap commissioned a couple of scions of the Emerald Isle to remove an asbestos barn. They exploded one wall and bulldozed the rest. Dust everywhere. As far as I’m aware the Environment Agency never found out. I’m convinced it was essentially intended as a biological/chemical attack on the UK. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 3, 2019 11:59:12 GMT
When I lived in London, I had a group of 'chaps' from the Emerald Isle turn up in a truck to tell me that they had been working on a nearby property and had noticed that the roof on the rear of my house needed 'repairs'. Stifling a laugh, Mr Tids told them he wasn't interested.
It was a back-to-back house and therefore had no rear roof. Idiots.
Anybody seen BabyF lately?
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 3, 2019 12:16:02 GMT
I've got a friend who lives in Croydon, but claims to all and sundry that he lives in Surrey. Then again, he was also convinced that Sicily was a country in it's own right. Bellend. [EDIT] cobblers I think I'll pass. I defence of your [friend] (insert appropriate word); That's because the Borough of Croydon is in the County of Surrey. Wikipedia: "Sicily was given special status as an autonomous region on 15 May 1946, 18 days before the Italian constitutional referendum of 1946. However, much of the autonomy still remains unapplied, especially financial autonomy, because the autonomy-activating laws have been deferred to be approved by the joint committee (50% Italian State, 50% Regione Siciliana), since 1946." Bellend*: the glans of the penis. an annoying or contemptible man. * Your Face! |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 3, 2019 12:23:45 GMT
London/Surrey chat:
When I lived in Kingston* most people seemed to refer to it as Surrey, but that didn't stop a number of people I knew from thinking they were pwopah Saaf Lahndan geeezahs.
I'm glad I moved.
*upon Thames, not Jamaica.
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