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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 4, 2019 9:58:33 GMT
Sheep2 It was Tim Yeo's bike. His buttocks. I've never cleaned the saddle. ![]() Bit risky boasting about your murder trophies on a public forum? |
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 4, 2019 10:00:21 GMT
Quiet in here. Perhaps those who only had a 2 year sentence have been released? With a government tough on crime they are thinking of stopping the early release for the worst criminals, I guess anyone here did something worth 4+ years of punishment. I dread to think what Sheep2 did.... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 4, 2019 10:03:17 GMT
I'm not sure anyone is going to top that. I'll see about uploading a photo for you. It is a nice shed, and still standing after last night's wind and rain. Your a good man, heck, I might even give you my commodore watch. Needs work. Sheep2 It was Tim Yeo's bike. His buttocks. I've never cleaned the saddle. ![]() Ok..... <backs away slowly, but as fast as possible while neither tripping nor letting Tiddles out of sight> |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 4, 2019 10:06:34 GMT
Sheep2 It was Tim Yeo's bike. His buttocks. I've never cleaned the saddle. ![]() Bit risky boasting about your murder trophies on a public forum? Also, how would Tiddles present the buttocks in his shed? Mounted in a glass case? Simply slammed on a spike of some sorts? |
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Post by cobblers on Oct 4, 2019 10:16:24 GMT
Why doesn't Keef have a profile on here? He doesn't actually think that we're bellends, does he? He does, doesn't he. bang to rights. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 4, 2019 10:29:02 GMT
Bit risky boasting about your murder trophies on a public forum? Also, how would Tiddles present the buttocks in his shed? Mounted in a glass case? Simply slammed on a spike of some sorts? I simply go in the shed, wear them as a hat and pose naked in front of a full length mirror wearing just a thong. It's a great stress reliever and completely healthy. 4* |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 4, 2019 10:41:40 GMT
Bit risky boasting about your murder trophies on a public forum? Also, how would Tiddles present the buttocks in his shed? Mounted in a glass case? Simply slammed on a spike of some sorts? More likely on the floor or low down on the wall to park his other bike, that or on the table to hold his beer! mornin' again.. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 4, 2019 10:43:42 GMT
Also, how would Tiddles present the buttocks in his shed? Mounted in a glass case? Simply slammed on a spike of some sorts? I simply go in the shed, wear them as a hat and pose naked in front of a full length mirror wearing just a thong and sing 'hey diddle diddle' at the top of my lungs. It's a great way to annoy the nutty neighbour and completely healthy. 4* ftfy |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 4, 2019 10:46:32 GMT
I simply go in the shed, wear them as a hat and pose naked in front of a full length mirror wearing just a thong and sing 'hey diddle diddle' at the top of my lungs. It's a great way to annoy the nutty neighbour and completely healthy. 4* ftfy Actually, I play ABBA's 'Dancing Queen' on my headphones. Because I am a kind and considerate neighbour. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Oct 4, 2019 11:00:21 GMT
Bit risky boasting about your murder trophies on a public forum? Also, how would Tiddles present the buttocks in his shed? Mounted in a glass case? Simply slammed on a spike of some sorts? I reckon he could fashion them into a realistic sounding whoopee cushion. |
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Post by cobblers on Oct 4, 2019 11:08:32 GMT
For some reason I misread that Actually, I play ABBA's 'Dancing Queen' on my Tuba. Because I am a kind and considerate neighbour. I used to be able to play the tuba a bit. Anyone got one I can borrow? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 4, 2019 11:09:44 GMT
Morning. Two years?! Two. Years. Filled with inane babble and terrible puns. Without it I would actually get things done, so thank you Admin, for your service. Noon too early to start drinking? Didn't think so. Ganes! Spent too much time on the fishing game in Link's Awakening hoping for special fish to spawn. Nada, nothing, nix. At least I did the Colo(u)r Dungeon. That spelling really irks me. Had they adopted Btitish spelling they would have probably qualified for a tax break. TV! Finished watching Ashes to Ashes back to back, predictably had to explain the ending to Preferred Mammal. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 4, 2019 11:13:44 GMT
Actually, I play ABBA's 'Dancing Queen' on my headphones. Because I am a kind and considerate neighbour. OMG He's being nice rapid exit whilst looking backwards screaming! |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 4, 2019 11:16:58 GMT
Is Kane advertising watches now?
Specialising in digital lcd l.c.d liquid crystal led l.e.d light emitting diode vintage retro 1960s sixties 60s 1970s seventies 70s 1980s eighties 80s jump hour direct read old rare unusual disk disc mod modern futuristic space age nos new old stock men mens gentlemens wristwatches watch watches.
I like the sound of 'Jump hour direct'. That's some futuristic alien shit, right there.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 4, 2019 11:22:30 GMT
Is Kane advertising watches now?
Specialising in digital lcd l.c.d liquid crystal led l.e.d light emitting diode vintage retro 1960s sixties 60s 1970s seventies 70s 1980s eighties 80s jump hour direct read old rare unusual disk disc mod modern futuristic space age nos new old stock men mens gentlemens wristwatches watch watches.I like the sound of 'Jump hour direct'. That's some futuristic alien shit, right there. Quick, someone turn this into tag cloud art! |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 4, 2019 11:23:36 GMT
Your a good man, heck, I might even give you my commodore watch. Needs work. Sheep2 It was Tim Yeo's bike. His buttocks. I've never cleaned the saddle. ![]() Ok..... <backs away slowly, but as fast as possible while neither tripping nor letting Tiddles out of sight> Nicking Kane's joke before he'd even made it? A new low Sheep2. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 4, 2019 11:33:37 GMT
I am the best at pre-stealing appalling comments.
I am certain I have pre-copied worse comments before. I don't think it is a new low.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 4, 2019 11:41:28 GMT
Haggis Pakora.
My, My.
That had a wee kick to it.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 4, 2019 11:44:53 GMT
Is Kane advertising watches now?
Specialising in digital lcd l.c.d liquid crystal led l.e.d light emitting diode vintage retro 1960s sixties 60s 1970s seventies 70s 1980s eighties 80s jump hour direct read old rare unusual disk disc mod modern futuristic space age nos new old stock men mens gentlemens wristwatches watch watches.I like the sound of 'Jump hour direct'. That's some futuristic alien shit, right there. '80s classical Rap/hip hip retro import?! |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 4, 2019 11:47:30 GMT
Is 'Jump hour direct' Hum's new favourite band?
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 4, 2019 11:48:48 GMT
Fuck you Kane.*
* not really.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 4, 2019 11:50:31 GMT
I've wasted my life.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 4, 2019 12:05:07 GMT
And you are only realising that now? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 4, 2019 12:06:36 GMT
I think we should all do a flash mob on amipal's shed tonight. Really get the hurt out and possibly play some old video games. |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 4, 2019 12:07:24 GMT
And you are only realising that now? Denial, anger, bargaining and depression all took longer than they should have. |
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