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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 18, 2019 11:04:27 GMT
Ewe people.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 18, 2019 11:24:40 GMT
Dipknot
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 18, 2019 11:24:51 GMT
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Post by amipal on Oct 18, 2019 12:05:12 GMT
Stop...! Stop...! It's already dead!
Lunch: Waitrose sushi. The rice wasn't firm enough, resulting in a number of nigiri falling apart as they were lifted to my gaping maw.
4*
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 18, 2019 12:18:04 GMT
The Bratwurst stall is up on Derby High Street, which can only mean one thing....  |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 18, 2019 12:18:22 GMT
Oh and Bratwurst for lunch.
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Post by amipal on Oct 18, 2019 12:20:46 GMT
Oh and Bratwurst for lunch. A banger in the mouth? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 18, 2019 12:22:10 GMT
Vegan sushi from Morrison's.
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Post by Faceless on Oct 18, 2019 12:26:25 GMT
Bbq chicken burger and a pint of tribute. I am now a bit sleepy.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 18, 2019 12:35:03 GMT
I heard it on the ovine
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 18, 2019 12:39:06 GMT
Vegan sushi from Morrison's. Seaweed? |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 18, 2019 12:53:50 GMT
Mouton Rouge
Sheep Doggy Dog
Hey That's no Way to Soay Goodbye
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 18, 2019 13:09:07 GMT
So I was out celebrating my 18th birthday a month before Sheep2 (or should that be Lamb2) was even born? Unbelievable Jeff. That would mean you were born closer to the Battle of Wounded Knee than to the current day. Weird. And Sheeps, had you realised that The Usual Suspects was released over half of your lifetime ago? |
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Post by Faceless on Oct 18, 2019 13:26:32 GMT
The greatest trick shenguin ever pulled was convincing Sheep2 that the Usual Suspects was released over half his lifetime ago.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 18, 2019 13:27:13 GMT
That's a hell of a way to look at it. I was born nearer the Wall Street Crash than today.
At least i am not as old as sheep.
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Post by cobblers on Oct 18, 2019 13:40:19 GMT
At the drove in.
Sorry.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 18, 2019 14:02:45 GMT
One Brotherhood of Man and his Dog
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Oct 18, 2019 14:14:34 GMT
Alan Shearer/Lamb.
obvs.
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 18, 2019 14:37:40 GMT
This morning I came downstairs to find that the fluorescent tube light in the kitchen had packed in. In my great and unmatched even by Donald Trump wisdom I had ordered two LED tubes as replacements several moons ago. But I couldn't get it to work and called the electrician.
He came and realised that some rewiring was required for the switch to LED. Did that and put the new tube in. Nothing happened (apart from tripping the fuse). He took a closer look and realised that it was faulty.
No problem I said. I've got a second one.
Took it out of the packaging and realised immediately that that one was faulty, too.
Brexit now.
(These tubes are made in China. At least I can amuse myself reading the extremely entertaining instruction leaflet, both in English and German, although I must say that the German version is funnier.)
Had to wait for him to come back with his own tube, but it's working now. I was tactfully averting my eyes when I realised that he was a fan of the saggy trousers look and I got full view of his colourful underpants (turquoise, with some kind of pattern). An ill-advised fashion choice for a profession where one frequently has to work on a ladder, with people's line of sight roughly at crotch-height.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 18, 2019 14:43:28 GMT
That's a hell of a way to look at it. I was born nearer the Wall Street Crash than today. At least i am not as old as sheep. The 2008 crash? It's the Hindenburg Crash for me. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 18, 2019 14:43:33 GMT
Now finally able to get lunch: vegetarian tom yum soup, goat cheese sandwich to take away the heat. Pinnacle of fusion cuisine.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 18, 2019 15:18:59 GMT
The Sheepshank Redemption
Mint Sauce Code
The Taking of Pelamb 123
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Post by cobblers on Oct 18, 2019 15:23:37 GMT
Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Baaaaaacia
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Post by Pyjakson on Oct 18, 2019 15:42:45 GMT
Three bags full metal jacket.
Happy birthday, Sheep. That pun was my gift to you.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 18, 2019 15:49:08 GMT
Thank you people
I am immensely proud(?)* of these awful puns.
* Well something
I have been to the HMV Vault the largest entertainment store in Europe.
It is surprisingly ok.
It's probably a bit smaller in effect than the old HMV Pavilions store. This is because it is laid out with wide aisles. It's difficult to tell precisely as that had three small and two medium sized floors
It's significantly smaller than the old Oxford St store.
It probably has more vinyl records than either which suits a well trendy sheep.
However many of them were ambitiously priced.
On the other hand it had a decent range of CDs many of them moderately priced.
I will definitely return reasonably often, but I fear the convenience and larger catalogueof Amazon will attract me more
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