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Post by Admin on Dec 8, 2019 22:05:14 GMT
It's Monday.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 8, 2019 22:24:49 GMT
Fuck off Monday.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 8, 2019 22:41:58 GMT
Oh, and Chumbles says hello to everyone.*
But also says you're all weird and should get a life.**
*Except you.
**I may be adding my own interpretation.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 8, 2019 23:20:58 GMT
I'm not sure about this life getting lark. Does it involve <revolted sneer> people? <\revolted sneer>. I can't see that working out well.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 8, 2019 23:24:51 GMT
I'm amazed you know about <\revolted sneer>. I didn't think it was something you knew.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 8, 2019 23:38:42 GMT
If you need to do <revolted sneer> repeatedly you need to know about <\revolted sneer> I didn't go to advanced sneering school not to know about <\revolted sneer>.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 8, 2019 23:43:10 GMT
Oh, I know you know all about <revolted sneer>, I had just never seen or heard of you using <\revolted sneer>.
Edit: Also, I don't think your so-called "advanced" sneering school was actually good enough to teach you that. Mine was better.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 9, 2019 0:01:39 GMT
You've probably never seen me put the cork in a wine bottle either. It doesn't mean I can't.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 9, 2019 0:07:03 GMT
Talking of Sneers, I had a friend who thought Melissa Racoon was hot.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 9, 2019 0:11:50 GMT
I'm not your friend.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 9, 2019 0:17:46 GMT
You've probably never seen me put the cork in a wine bottle either. It doesn't mean I can't. There's a point where "I just don't want to" starts to look awfully like can't.
In most people, I'd say it was an alcohol addiction, but in your case I've always suspected it's also a lack of grip strength.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 9, 2019 0:29:04 GMT
Amygdala down.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 9, 2019 0:29:43 GMT
And in Bloodborne as well.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 9, 2019 7:48:54 GMT
My gaming arm is killing me, but I must say reading this nonsense is definitely improved by being ripped to the tits on codeine.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 9, 2019 7:57:59 GMT
Today's door on the child's Daily Mail/Brexit Party advent calendar had a small Romanian gypsy lad begging. Lovely!
Monday. Tremendous.
Today's commute is soundtracked by 'Women Worldwide' by Justice. Kick out the jams motherfuckers.
TV. Schitts Creek. Only discovered last night Moira is the mum from home alone.
Games. Titanfall 2. Just got the first battery for BT. Feeling it a bit more than last time I played it. The Outer World's. Mooching about with the wifey mechanic. Died a few times trying to use a sword. Gotma rifle now as well as the pistol.
Hope you're all well.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 9, 2019 8:02:35 GMT
My gaming arm is killing me, but I must say reading this nonsense is definitely improved by being ripped to the tits on codeine. Calm doon rent boy
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 9, 2019 8:22:41 GMT
Whooooo!
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 9, 2019 8:37:08 GMT
Odo is dead! You bastards.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 9, 2019 8:40:06 GMT
Does Crank really have a Brexit Party calendar?
Anyhoo, just some more Fortnite and Apex yesterday and then some Z Nation on the telly.
OTTM: The Christmas tree is up. My view is that all baubles and tinsel should be the same colour to give a strong uniform and corporate look, Mrs Fark wants no tinsel and every type of tat you can think of hung on it. Consequently we have a tinsel free tree full of tat.
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Post by amipal on Dec 9, 2019 8:40:12 GMT
Odo is dead! You bastards. He has rejoined the Founders.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 9, 2019 9:00:53 GMT
Does Crank really have a Brexit Party calendar? No. But it did have a tiny-tim-esque child today. I've probably caught consumption from just looking at it.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 9, 2019 9:50:35 GMT
Hullo.
Our Xmas tree is up and laden with all the tat. It also has a train track running around the base with a train+carriages pootling around it. The train has lights and chuffs/toots away endlessly. Classy.
Cat loves derailing it. Good cat, trained well to destroy all things naff.
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Post by tenthenemy on Dec 9, 2019 9:54:25 GMT
Odo is dead! You bastards. So are Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch, but that isn't our fault either.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 9, 2019 10:00:08 GMT
Morjinjin!
I'm on the train to work . I had a lie in. It's much more civilised at this time. Just like my face.
Bit of RDRD2 yesterday. Just pootling. Camping, crafting and a huntin'.
Also put my tree up. Well, I fetched it, ERECTED it and then made like a banana whilst the other mammals decorated it.
As you were.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 9, 2019 10:08:45 GMT
Who the fuck is odo?
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