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Post by Destry on Jan 10, 2020 15:30:30 GMT
Those who can, do.
Those who can't do, teach.
Those who can't teach, coach football.
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Post by amipal on Jan 10, 2020 15:30:59 GMT
Hello all. Gamesblog - still buildin'. The miners' island has a bit of a dodgy storyline, in that the miners are working hard merely to see the one woman on the island because a dancer in bunny ears and cotton tail... It's 2020, chaps. Wait until someone asks you to build... err... you'll find out soon enough. It's an island full of cheerful perverts, what's not to like? The Japanese, eh? Filthy beggars. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 10, 2020 15:37:52 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 10, 2020 15:44:56 GMT
@kane Do some Latin at him now. |
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Post by mlu035rsc on Jan 10, 2020 15:57:45 GMT
Afternoon one and all. BDS inbound, Friday's are for vegging on the sofa and an early night at my age.
Janes: Sekiro. Too tired last night to properly tilt at the <redacted>, did worse than when I almost first tried the cunt the other night. We go again.
OTTM: This country's press vs. Harry and Meghan. It's not the war we want, but it's the war we deserve.
Fuck this country.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 10, 2020 16:01:41 GMT
Harry and Meghan. It's not the war we want, but it's the war we deserve. Fuck this country. I knew that Meghan was a wrong 'un. She better watch out when driving threw tunnels. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 10, 2020 16:05:02 GMT
Harry and Meghan. It's not the war we want, but it's the war we deserve. Fuck this country. I knew that Meghan was a wrong 'un. She better watch out when driving threw tunnels. Is "threw tunnels" a new type of car developed by Elon Musk? |
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Post by Faceless on Jan 10, 2020 16:07:16 GMT
I'm sure the royals are all devastated that the spotlight has been taken away from Andy the paedo, and that the press are now turning their fury towards someone they already hated to begin with.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 10, 2020 16:27:21 GMT
Harry and Meghan. It's not the war we want, but it's the war we deserve. Fuck this country. I knew that Meghan was a wrong 'un. She better watch out when driving threw tunnels. Calm down Danny Baker. |
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Post by amipal on Jan 10, 2020 16:46:55 GMT
You'd think the royals would have learnt about flirting with Yanks. Another Wallis Simpson.
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Post by Bloggie on Jan 10, 2020 16:50:16 GMT
You would not have survived a night out with the Babyfark uni crew m'laddo. I played rugby at university and I'm pretty impressed I survived at all. Some of the initiations were hideous, the 2 most memorable: Curry club: had to eat the hottest curry on the menu, with no cutlery, or hands. Only drink allowed was a litre bottle of JD. 6 legged bar crawl: 4 people gaffer taped together by the ankle and wrists. As a fresher, I particularly remember this because you also had a raw vegetable you had to eat (I had a turnip) and they taped you together directly onto your skin. I still have the scars on my ankles. Tldr: I was a fucking idiot |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 10, 2020 17:00:13 GMT
Jesus Christ bloggie, no wonder you are dead.
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Post by Destry on Jan 10, 2020 17:11:14 GMT
You would not have survived a night out with the Babyfark uni crew m'laddo. Tldr: I was a fucking idiot Was? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 10, 2020 17:36:07 GMT
"This garden universe vibrates complete
Some, we get a sound so sweet
Vibrations reach on up to become light
And then through gamma, out of sight
Between the eyes and ears there lie
The sounds of colour and the light of a sigh
And to hear the sun, what a thing to believe
But it's all around if we could but perceive
To know ultraviolet, infrared and X-rays
Beauty to find in so many ways
Two notes of the chord, that's our poor scope
But to reach the chord is our life's hope
And to name the chord is important to some
So they give it a word, and the word is..."
The Moody Blues really make you think...
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Post by Destry on Jan 10, 2020 17:45:03 GMT
Sorry Bloggie. My last comment was uncalled for.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 10, 2020 17:55:59 GMT
I shudder to think about the horrific drinking sessions that used to pass for normal behaviour when I was a student. The time I slept in a hedge in the West End was bad enough, but I also got so pissed one time I fell asleep in a shop doorway in Buchanan Street until woken up by a group of concerned citizens. Horrendous. Pyjakson if you are still lookjng for landmarks to take your girlfriend to, I'll tell you which doorway it was. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 10, 2020 18:05:31 GMT
Group of about 100 West Ham fans causing mayhem in town. Police kettled them and a flare was chucked at my bus, which now stinks of smoke. I don’t think there is anything more macho than a hooded young male screaming abuse at the police, shoving one, then sprinting back to the safety of the crowd. Morons.
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 10, 2020 18:26:01 GMT
Last time I saw Wxst Hxm fans en masse, they were very kind to me. One of them complimented me: "You're fackin' brave, ya cant", as I walked through the middle of a group of them.
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Post by Faceless on Jan 10, 2020 18:40:08 GMT
My work buddy Miserable John is currently in Sheffield wearing a Carlos Tevez mask, apparently.
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 10, 2020 18:46:16 GMT
Try Millwall fans... in my long-hair days some of them shouted "Cuum 'ere yoo cahnt, we're gonna fuck you up yer poof" They chased me for over a mile before it dawned on them they were running away from their squalid local...
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 10, 2020 18:47:35 GMT
You need cheering up?
But isn't it weird how Jonny Bairstow, Ben Stokes look like cousins of Prince Harry*
*Who cannot speak without stuffing his feet in his cakehole.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 10, 2020 19:15:01 GMT
A rather random example, why not:
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Post by Chumbles on Jan 10, 2020 20:01:20 GMT
I watched the '66 final... at half time I went outside our house and in the middle of a normally busy suburb, you could hear birds. No voices, no cars etc. and we were only a. few miles from the A30. Amazing
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 10, 2020 20:10:00 GMT
I watched the '66 final... at half time I went outside our house and in the middle of a normally busy suburb, you could hear birds. No voices, no cars etc. and we were only a. few miles from the A30. Amazing I was too young to remember, but apparently the old man propped me in front of the TV whilst it was on, so we're one of the few people here who saw an England football team win something of note. I do remember watching us getting beating 2-3 by West Germany though. Swings and Roundabouts. <edit>I did watch the women's team get to the semi-finals of the last 2 world cups. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 10, 2020 20:26:50 GMT
Last time I saw Wxst Hxm fans en masse, they were very kind to me. One of them complimented me: "You're fackin' brave, ya cant", as I walked through the middle of a group of them. He then rehid behind the policeman in case you were actually a dangerous hooligan. It was pretty impressive |
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