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Post by amipal on Feb 5, 2020 13:43:28 GMT
Lunch: chicken and chorizo sandwich. It needed at least twice as much chorizo in there as I'd put in. C-
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 5, 2020 13:58:55 GMT
Cheese sand
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2020 14:04:46 GMT
Vegan "chicken", salad and tomato sandwiches.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 5, 2020 14:20:02 GMT
The tears of sad Coventry fans.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 5, 2020 14:20:13 GMT
What are we doing?
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 5, 2020 14:34:55 GMT
Vegan "chicken", salad and tomato sandwiches. Chickens aren't vegan. They eat all sorts of grubs and worms and things when left to feed naturally. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 5, 2020 15:12:29 GMT
The tears of sad Coventry fans. Delicious. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 5, 2020 15:15:33 GMT
Vegan "chicken", salad and tomato sandwiches. Chickens aren't vegan. They eat all sorts of grubs and worms and things when left to feed naturally. My outlaw who is basically Alan Partridge (but a daft racist) loves making that joke. Any mention of vegan or vegetarian animal product replacement food stuffs and he rolls it out. Its quite charming and not at all tiresome. |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 5, 2020 15:21:24 GMT
An Aston Villa car wash owner spots an opportunity as a Birmingham City fan makes his second mistake ...  I have just spent 15 minutes crying with laughter, just put into Google images: animated gif car fail |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 5, 2020 15:40:19 GMT
Pesto pasta/pasta pesto/pesta pasto salad. Some, but not much, DQB2 last night. Working on my tablet targets. Finally replaced all the sand floor in my pyramid with proper paving (doesn't contribute to the targets, I just couldn't s(t)and it any longer) and put a front door on it so that monsters stop wandering in. Also busy making tat that can be flogged to the locals. Because I've got infinite resources for both, books and Hammerhood plushies are cheap to produce and guaranteed to fly off the shelves. However, I made a bad mistake when I wanted to bring a bit of variety to my toy range and made a dozen cuddly Spiked Hares to go with the other stuffed monsters as this production process cost me all my precious cotton resources. Doh! However, I don't feel so bad about this because I had also acquired a pair of sheep, who produce cotton. Yeah, me neither. Anyway, to make sure that they are as happy and therefore productive as possible I made space for them in my farmyard pen by inscribing their names on name plates. So what are their names? Sheep1 and Sheep2, obviously.* The latter feeds predominantly on the tears of Coventry fans, which fortunately are not a rare resource at all. *Actually, the stupid naming process doesn't allow numbers, so it's more like SheepOne and SheepTwo.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 5, 2020 15:41:17 GMT
Your car needs topping up with oil, lady...  |
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 5, 2020 15:52:22 GMT
Tenth
Maybe the sheep are actually growing cotton?
Have you asked them?
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 5, 2020 15:53:05 GMT
An Aston Villa car wash owner spots an opportunity as a Birmingham City fan makes his second mistake ... I have just spent 15 minutes crying with laughter, just put into Google images: animated gif car fail The colours are a dead giveaway. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 5, 2020 15:54:25 GMT
TenthMaybe the sheep are actually growing cotton? Have you asked them? I have, and their answer is "baaah". |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2020 16:06:17 GMT
I would have thought the hooves make tending and picking the cotton difficult. It's not an ideal career for two sheeps.
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 5, 2020 16:38:50 GMT
The tears of sad Coventry fans. Lucky it wasn't the sausage of a jubilant Newcastle fan. |
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Post by amipal on Feb 5, 2020 17:55:32 GMT
The tears of sad Coventry fans. Lucky it wasn't the sausage of a jubilant Newcastle fan. Where the hell is that bleach?! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 5, 2020 18:09:05 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2020 18:39:26 GMT
Given the cost of feed and vets bills, offset against the income provided by milk, the victim probably saved money. Brexit now.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 5, 2020 18:48:02 GMT
Milk THIS.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2020 18:49:20 GMT
Has it been tested for bovine TB?
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 5, 2020 19:14:51 GMT
Has it been tested for bovine TB? "Hang on a minute, I recognise that cough anywhere... Buttercup!! Quick, bring the DNA kit!" |
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 5, 2020 19:42:51 GMT
So you can track down a farmers cow by familial DNA, I'm assuming ou can find out which sheep belongs to which farmer by testing the human DNA deposits?
Games; none. TV; love island but I'm not sure Africa counts as an island?
Virus chat, too five plagues or diseases? Can a disease be measured by everyone's response to it?
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Post by Uncle Monty on Feb 5, 2020 20:24:37 GMT
I mean to have you Shenguin, even if it must be burglary. |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 5, 2020 20:42:41 GMT
As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops.
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