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Post by Chumbles on Feb 14, 2020 10:52:20 GMT
Is Cobblers still allowed? I did not vote for this. BREXIT NOW! The whole Brexit debacle is a load of cobblers... I believe cobblers is running the show disguised as La Cummings  |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 14, 2020 10:56:07 GMT
I wonder what amipal 's doing on this day? Buying another chateau I suppose, probably wallpapered with £50 notes. As much as I'd like to wine'n'dine, the romantic in me has been killed by partners over the years. None of them have ever wanted to do the whole Valentines thing. I don't get the Valentines thing either, I demonstrate my affection in other ways. I let her wash my pants, for example. |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 14, 2020 10:57:01 GMT
So Asda have been. The guy was early and put the first crate at the door as I was answering and went back to the van. I took the first one in and as I was unpacking he put down another two and then moved the van. I assumed he was further up the cul-de-sac. He's not. He's fucked off. Guaranteed he'll appear looking for them when I'm on the bog.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 14, 2020 10:57:01 GMT
Roses are red
Violets are blue
So are my fingers
Blood can't get through
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 14, 2020 11:00:28 GMT
Saw a card in a shop yesterday that said "to my special daughter on valentine's Day" which is a) a bit yuck b) fuck off trying to sell more cards you fuckos. The "Ivanka Trump" collection? Bit niche. |
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 14, 2020 11:08:41 GMT
TeeVee. First episode of Succession. They're a bunch of lovely folk and no mistake. Games. Division 2. Control points, Bounties, much death. Valentine's. Wine, chocolates, card. Saw a card in a shop yesterday that said "to my special daughter on valentine's Day" which is a) a bit yuck b) fuck off trying to sell more cards you fuckos. Is this the 'forgive me father I have sinned' Vs 'punish me daddy I've been very naughty'? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 14, 2020 11:31:17 GMT
It's Valentine's Day today and it's not too late to grab something I suppose if you have left it late. I grabbed my Valentine this morning. Luckily I found him in my bed. I also took advantage of the Waitrose "Valentine's Day Meal Deal" because nothing says I love you more than suspending your diet in favour of Beef Bourguignon and Salted Caramel & Chocolate Tarts. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 14, 2020 11:32:54 GMT
The Tories killed Gary Rhodes? I had my suspicions.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 14, 2020 11:34:51 GMT
TeeVee. First episode of Succession. They're a bunch of lovely folk and no mistake. Games. Division 2. Control points, Bounties, much death. Valentine's. Wine, chocolates, card. Saw a card in a shop yesterday that said "to my special daughter on valentine's Day" which is a) a bit yuck b) fuck off trying to sell more cards you fuckos. There were lots of weird "To my friend" Valentine's Day cards in the shop that I saw. I was tempted to freak out some of my friends by getting one. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 14, 2020 11:39:40 GMT
Morjing all!
Developed a pounding headache yesterday after four hours of meetings, so early to be and no games for this wiggler.
My game buying finger is getting itchy, but it seems like there is a real drought at the moment.
Whats the new Modern Waughfare stuff Cobblers? Is it death battle royal yet?
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Post by cobblers on Feb 14, 2020 12:02:15 GMT
Morjing all! Developed a pounding headache yesterday after four hours of meetings, so early to be and no games for this wiggler. My game buying finger is getting itchy, but it seems like there is a real drought at the moment. Whats the new Modern Waughfare stuff Cobblers? Is it death battle royal yet? no idea. Battles Royale are for children and the mentally feeble. Speaking of which, I found this in Thoreau the other day and, well, thought of this place and our unhealthy fixation with books with maps: “the illiterateness of him who has learned to read only what is for children and feeble intellects.” He may have been the proto-hippy, proto-Bear Grylls and gone back to his mum’s to do his washing, but he’s got a point. Plus if you start using that phrase on the other place you can justifiably frame it as a Walden quote and annoy the mods even further. Also, you should probably wash your finger, you filthy bastard. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 14, 2020 12:14:35 GMT
I've started vaping, I'll be honest, it's not going well.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 14, 2020 12:15:08 GMT
Not very "woke" I grant you..
But here's your Valentine choon.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 14, 2020 12:16:39 GMT
I've started vaping, I'll be honest, it's not going well. Vaping between fags? |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 14, 2020 12:22:22 GMT
Teevee blog: Kiki's Delivery Service.
Ganes blog: DQB2, as indicated last night. The front of my building is now completely lop-sided because Lulu wanted a bigger room. Another resident was fine with his room until I fixed his windows. (All building blocks require a bit of trial and error to figure out how they work, and I hadn't understood that this particular type of window needs to be 3 blocks high.) Suddenly the room wasn't fancy enough for his liking, leaving me completely baffled. Fortunately more fanciness is easily achieved by putting more golden braziers into a room. Unfortunately for me, Animal Crossing's strict furniture placement rules - every piece of furniture needs to be accessible and fully functional - are deeply ingrained. In the end I couldn't avoid a brazier right in front of a bench; I suppose it'll keep his feet warm. I also discovered the "Imperial Bedroom" recipe in the process.
At least there's no way to apply Animal Crossing's Feng Shui and DQB's "ambience" is much more simplistic than AC's "themes" and "sets".
I know I'm the only Animal Crossing player here, so you don't have a clue what I'm talking about. Just take my word for it.
Other achievements included financing a new church roof and moving my banquet room wholesale to a more suitable venue whilst turning the old location into a staircase.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 14, 2020 12:45:45 GMT
Morjing all! Developed a pounding headache yesterday after four hours of meetings, so early to be and no games for this wiggler. My game buying finger is getting itchy, but it seems like there is a real drought at the moment. Whats the new Modern Waughfare stuff Cobblers? Is it death battle royal yet? no idea. Battles Royale are for children and the mentally feeble. Speaking of which, I found this in Thoreau the other day and, well, thought of this place and our unhealthy fixation with books with maps: “the illiterateness of him who has learned to read only what is for children and feeble intellects.” He may have been the proto-hippy, proto-Bear Grylls and gone back to his mum’s to do his washing, but he’s got a point. Plus if you start using that phrase on the other place you can justifiably frame it as a Walden quote and annoy the mods even further. Also, you should probably wash your finger, you filthy bastard. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has everything you need to know about life, and if Brian Walden doesn't like that, then he can come back to life and fuck right off. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 14, 2020 13:04:53 GMT
TeeVee. First episode of Succession. They're a bunch of lovely folk and no mistake. Games. Division 2. Control points, Bounties, much death. Valentine's. Wine, chocolates, card. Saw a card in a shop yesterday that said "to my special daughter on valentine's Day" which is a) a bit yuck b) fuck off trying to sell more cards you fuckos. Is this the 'forgive me father I have sinned' Vs 'punish me daddy I've been very naughty'? I am guessing that Valentine's Day in the stxdpr household involves specialist, wipe clean outfits. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 14, 2020 13:15:25 GMT
I have a cold.
The adverts are really pissing me off in this place. I can't tell you what they are, because that might make it worse.
In other news, I would like to know one easy trick funeral directors hope I don't know, I am over 70, I would like life insurance, I would like to create my own forum today, my car insurance needs renewing and I don't know the names of any price comparison sites, I am thinking about going into a care home, I am considering buying a VW Golf, and I am under 30 and would like to meet women in my area.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 14, 2020 13:18:07 GMT
I have always wondered about that trick the funeral directors don't want me to know.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Feb 14, 2020 13:19:59 GMT
I would like to know one easy trick funeral directors hope I don't know. Sometimes they bury them alive. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 14, 2020 13:20:12 GMT
I have always wondered about that trick the funeral directors don't want me to know. Save time and money by dying without making arrangements, I assume. |
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Post by Faceless on Feb 14, 2020 13:22:28 GMT
If you die by explosion, you don't need to pay for a full size coffin.
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Post by Shengin deleted his cookies on Feb 14, 2020 13:26:16 GMT
YOU TOLD ME THAT IN A FUCKING ANNOYING POP-UP, YOU FUCKING MORONS. Solved the problem. I'm all about the care homes and the asset management now.
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Post by Faceless on Feb 14, 2020 13:37:16 GMT
Manage *this* asset
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 14, 2020 13:46:24 GMT
If you die by explosion, you don't need to pay for a full size coffin. Good thinking. Remind me to leave the gas on. |
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