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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 8, 2020 14:31:24 GMT
OTTM - 'Dog Bed Cam' is proving very popular on my work skype calls - so much so that an empty basket is greeted with dismay, and I've resorted to keeping a box of kibbles on my desk to lure her back in range of the camera.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 8, 2020 14:33:14 GMT
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Post by amipal on Apr 8, 2020 14:38:50 GMT
I have a barbecue. I also have some coals for it.
What I don't have is the right meat for it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Post by lonewolf on Apr 8, 2020 14:40:27 GMT
Someone pointes out that as they dont test anywhere near enough people and fmdifferent days have different test amounts the number of confirmed cases per day is meaningless.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 8, 2020 14:46:42 GMT
I now have a 3 hour meeting with IT. Don't take any balloons off him, even if he insists. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 8, 2020 14:46:46 GMT
It was one morning, and I was sober. I was not the only person doing it. Christmas morning in Blackroot perchance? Bracebridge I think. There is a little island in the middle of it. Shenguin will know though (assuming he was genuinely soberish at the time). It was his idiocy. |
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Post by Mr Tiddles on Apr 8, 2020 14:49:17 GMT
Did it go off like a small grenade, or just make a tiny "pop"? I believe Tids might have been fishing for a FTFY. No, no I was not. It was a very emotional time for me, batteries everywhere. I had nipped out for a fag, popped back in via a quick jimmy in the bog, washed my hands - 'cos I'm well civilised and then realised the watch wasn't working. so I took it off and it fell to bits. I fixed it this morning, and no, there was no sound of 'blowing off', Mr amipal, you scamp. p.s. Mr amipal. I wish to see some 'Syndicate' action on your next youtube content. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 8, 2020 14:50:00 GMT
Oh, ffs.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 8, 2020 14:50:23 GMT
The party at the Crematorium was only just down the road from me. Idiots. Also I have seen numbers of ambulances going at high speed towards Good Hope since last night. I don't think this is traditionally considered to be a good sign. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 8, 2020 14:51:22 GMT
OTTM - 'Dog Bed Cam' is proving very popular on my work skype calls - so much so that an empty basket is greeted with dismay, and I've resorted to keeping a box of kibbles on my desk to lure her back in range of the camera. Are you a furry? |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 8, 2020 15:00:43 GMT
I now have a 3 hour meeting with IT. Don't take any balloons off him, even if he insists. Lovely stuff. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 8, 2020 15:01:58 GMT
Its Wiggler Weds! I've gone fully off the rails at this point. Luckily I have a 5 day weekend as of 5pm today and a very good excuse not to leave the house. Who wants me to shoot them in the face in the gulag?
James - Animal crossing. TB. Put it out of its misery with a shovel*.
How about the new PS5 controller? DualSense. Sounds a bit like... well... you know. One of those kinds of products.
*I jest, TB for top banana of course.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 8, 2020 15:03:34 GMT
3 hours with IT over webcam on a Wednesday afternoon has got to be top level worst meetings possible? I suppose Monday morning at 9am would be worse, but there'd be an off chance you'd get free pastries and coffee.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 8, 2020 15:05:34 GMT
3 hours with IT over webcam on a Wednesday afternoon has got to be top level worst meetings possible? I suppose Monday morning at 9am would be worse, but there'd be an off chance you'd get free pastries and coffee. Friday afternoon meetings are the worst. Only psychos and sadists allow a meeting to go on past 4 at the latest on a Friday. All good people are dreaming of beer long before then. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 8, 2020 15:07:55 GMT
Luckily not with a webcam and my meeting is now over as my files will take around 10 hours to transfer to another server and no one fancied staying in to state at the progress bar.I
The bomgar chat box remains open though.
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 8, 2020 15:26:10 GMT
I guess you're in two minds about what really happened |
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Post by cobblers on Apr 8, 2020 15:28:09 GMT
M&S foodhall is definitely the preferred way of crisis shopping, apart from the own-brand rum. A bastion of civilisation and abundant hummus, nestled amongst the charred ruins of society.
Furthest from the shire I’ve been in a month.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 8, 2020 16:16:54 GMT
I guess you're in two minds about what really happened I may have been drunk at the time. |
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Post by Lurk McLurkface on Apr 8, 2020 16:25:17 GMT
I have a barbecue. I also have some coals for it. What I don't have is the right meat for it. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You can Bar-B-Q your leg o' lamb. Common practice in New Zealand. Delicious too! |
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Post by Jumbulance on Apr 8, 2020 16:30:00 GMT
Not me but a good chunk of my firm have, on 100% pay. I am absolutely furious. I thought it was 80%? They're taking the Government money and topping it up to full pay, the generous shits. |
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 8, 2020 17:02:27 GMT
Well, Shenguin's Revenge is looking like a non-runner 3 days left to fill... Fog of War again, but this time you can privately message each other, it's a faster 1 day a phase and you can pick your country ... last time's winning country, Russia, is still available! It's the same password and, to give you all a sporting chance of revenge, I'm playing Italy so you can all jump on me from the start! |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 8, 2020 17:29:06 GMT
So Trump V Biden, assuming the USA are still holding elections in November and Trump hasn't declared himself lifetime dictator, backed by SCOTUS.
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Post by Destry on Apr 8, 2020 17:33:39 GMT
Hello
I've just opened my last bottle of wine.
End times.
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Post by amipal on Apr 8, 2020 17:36:36 GMT
I have a barbecue. I also have some coals for it. What I don't have is the right meat for it. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You can Bar-B-Q your leg o' lamb. Common practice in New Zealand. Delicious too! That lamb is set for a roast, sir. A roast! |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 8, 2020 17:37:20 GMT
It's official, lock down has driven some people crazy:
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