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Post by mlu035rsc on May 13, 2020 10:56:50 GMT
Morning all. Less chipper today, although four pints and a late night will do that. Oh well, early night tonight to recover.
Games: Disco Elysium ran. But poorly. Lowest resolution textures, weird artifacting on characters, painful to look at. Shame as it's definitely going to be a game I absolutely adore once I can play it properly. Steam very efficiently refunded the purchase.
OTTM: Nothing.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 13, 2020 11:34:06 GMT
No drama in the bank. Just one bloke on the door, full riot gear, even a walkie-talkie(why?). One teller. That was it. Nice.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 13, 2020 11:36:36 GMT
Did you even need the shotgun?
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Post by Sheep2 on May 13, 2020 11:40:55 GMT
Me in the morning
Apparently I can be quite grumpy until I have had sufficient caffeine. I would like to stop reading Pearls before Swine.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 13, 2020 11:41:42 GMT
But not until I have had read them all.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 13, 2020 11:45:35 GMT
See those big fuck off arrows that are on the floor that never used to be there. Maybe they're for a reason? Maybe follow them round the shop? I don't really want to be here longer than I have to so perhaps keep your fucking chat to a minimum after you've paid. I ignored the arrows in Tescos earlier. So sue me. Your second point is valid. If you are a person in your early 60's, with a shopping trolley containing only 2 blocks of cheese and a pack of tomatoes. DO NOT FUCKING ENGAGE THE CASHIER ABOUT THE FUCKING WEATHER FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES. When you have finished your chat and paid, do remember not to attempt to leave the shop and have to be called back FOR YOUR FUCKING CHEESE AND TOMATOES which you have left on the end of the conveyer belt. |
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Post by sandybahookie on May 13, 2020 11:51:52 GMT
I'm on hold to HMRC, the hold music is excruciating. Am overwhelmed with the desire to KILLLL!
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Post by Sheep2 on May 13, 2020 11:52:18 GMT
Presumably a fuck off arrow is fired by a Spanish Archer.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on May 13, 2020 11:57:25 GMT
No drama in the bank. Just one bloke on the door, full riot gear, even a walkie-talkie(why?). One teller. That was it. Nice. Typically the guard would maintain communication with a main control base which also receives communication from the other banks/building societies on the network, this includes local law enforcement, so if anything goes down all officers - police and or security services understand that there is an issue to be dealt with. (ex security officer etc). and yes they would have you on their list as a possible threat because you touch yourself at night! |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 13, 2020 11:58:35 GMT
See those big fuck off arrows that are on the floor that never used to be there. Maybe they're for a reason? Maybe follow them round the shop? I don't really want to be here longer than I have to so perhaps keep your fucking chat to a minimum after you've paid. I ignored the arrows in Tescos earlier. So sue me. Your second point is valid. If you are a person in your early 60's, with a shopping trolley containing only 2 blocks of cheese and a pack of tomatoes. DO NOT FUCKING ENGAGE THE CASHIER ABOUT THE FUCKING WEATHER FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES. When you have finished your chat and paid, do remember not to attempt to leave the shop and have to be called back FOR YOUR FUCKING CHEESE AND TOMATOES which you have left on the end of the conveyer belt. So you ignored the arrows and had a paddy because someone who may be lonely took 5 minutes from your day? |
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Post by Chumbles on May 13, 2020 12:14:51 GMT
I'm on hold to HMRC, the hold music is excruciating. Am overwhelmed with the desire to KILLLL!
Just wait until you get through... And they'll put the phone down on you |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 13, 2020 12:15:47 GMT
Hello. This afternoon/evening my turnip price is 310. Gotta go now but will open up my gates to all friends in about an hour or so and also later in the evening. crankcaller , @smellavision , Pyjakson come along, sell neeps, do some sightseeing and excuse the mess the island is in. I've only just resolved my storage issues. Also help yourself to the pile of recipes in the enclosure near the airport. I'm done with today's shopping, so feel free to buy anything you fancy (there's a Papa Panda and a white Mr. Flamingo on offer today). If someone knows of anyone else who's not friends yet with me yet and would like to visit, let me know and I'll put out a Dodo code here instead. In haste, Tent Hen |
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Post by Faceless on May 13, 2020 12:17:39 GMT
So you ignored the arrows and had a paddy because someone who may be lonely took 5 minutes from your day? Classic tids. |
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Post by amipal on May 13, 2020 12:18:23 GMT
Hello all. I share mlu035rsc's non-chipperness. I am constantly tired, and a little emotional today. So I've taken tomorrow off for some mental-health recuperation. Gamesblog: Breathless and Gloom. The latter should run better than it does, considering that the engine is closer to Wolfenstein than Doom. I've downloaded a render-engine archive from Aminet which should boost the performance of it. TVblog: Parks & Rec, and Community. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 13, 2020 12:19:35 GMT
I ignored the arrows in Tescos earlier. So sue me. Your second point is valid. If you are a person in your early 60's, with a shopping trolley containing only 2 blocks of cheese and a pack of tomatoes. DO NOT FUCKING ENGAGE THE CASHIER ABOUT THE FUCKING WEATHER FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES. When you have finished your chat and paid, do remember not to attempt to leave the shop and have to be called back FOR YOUR FUCKING CHEESE AND TOMATOES which you have left on the end of the conveyer belt. So you ignored the arrows and had a paddy because someone who may be lonely took 5 minutes from your day? Different shops and no, I was full of smiles. Was it you? |
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Post by Shenguin on May 13, 2020 12:44:12 GMT
I ignored all the chat about arrows and am still fucking annoyed I lost five minutes of my day reading this shit.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 13, 2020 12:51:34 GMT
Volker Ullrich's final part of his biography of Hitler is finally out, the first was superb.
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Post by scubar on May 13, 2020 12:51:40 GMT
I ignored all the chat about arrows and am still fucking annoyed I lost five minutes of my day reading this shit. You read this shit? |
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Post by Chumbles on May 13, 2020 12:58:28 GMT
Volker Ullrich's final part of his biography of Hitler is finally out, the first was superb. Subtitle: How to be a Moderator - bit of a spoiler; it didn't end well: |
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Post by Chumbles on May 13, 2020 13:00:42 GMT
I ignored all the chat about arrows and am still fucking annoyed I lost five minutes of my day reading this shit. You read this shit? I read all of it, which probably explains my precarious grip on my sanity |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 13, 2020 13:38:14 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on May 13, 2020 13:40:24 GMT
Is there a maximum number of biographies of Hitler you can own before it becomes potentially embarrassing?
Asking for a friend.
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Post by crankcaller on May 13, 2020 14:04:11 GMT
tenthenemyThe child informed me about 10 minutes before 12 that ours were at 301. I had bottled it yesterday and sold most of mine at 137. I held back 20 neeps that I sold this morning.
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Post by scamander on May 13, 2020 14:06:40 GMT
tenthenemy,
Going to start reading up on Babylonian astronomy ahead of a future podcast (eclipses). Any reading you can suggest is welcome!
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2020 14:31:45 GMT
Thanks Tent. I have a load of ‘nips to sell, I’ve sold a third this week already and made my money back - I’m looking to maximise my profit now.
I talked an islander into leaving yesterday - didn’t realise they’d take their whole house with them. If anyone bumps into Reneigh, tell her to fuck off.
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