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Post by Destry on May 25, 2020 13:04:50 GMT
Looking forward to the unexpurgated adult Cumstravaganza on TV later. Given his general demeanour I'm sure he'll be able to charm us all and win the public over. Perhaps someone will ask him about The Special Advisor's Code of Conduct? Particularly: |
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Post by Faceless on May 25, 2020 13:22:06 GMT
I think he's going to announce he's staged a coup, and is now official ruler of the UK.
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Post by Faceless on May 25, 2020 13:53:22 GMT
Either that, or he'll apologise if anyone got offended by his integrity.
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Post by Tuffers on May 25, 2020 14:04:47 GMT
Probably getting some laboratory grown tear ducts inserted. Remote control ones.
"Look, I'm crying, they're like real tears and everything".
In head - (Now fuck off you peasants and do as you are told, scum)
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 25, 2020 14:05:41 GMT
Crab people to emerge from their Cummings carapace and assume control at 4.05 pm. Calling it.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 25, 2020 14:12:02 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on May 25, 2020 14:12:52 GMT
I, for one, welcome our new crustacean, sideways walking, over lords.
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Post by Tuffers on May 25, 2020 14:22:36 GMT
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Post by Faceless on May 25, 2020 15:40:34 GMT
So.. DomCum broke the lockdown because he was worried about violence from the general public.
All is forgiven.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 25, 2020 15:41:55 GMT
He's smashing it out of the park here. I'm going to become a Tory.
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Post by Faceless on May 25, 2020 15:45:45 GMT
My 4 year old is better at making up excuses than this fuckwit.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 25, 2020 15:48:34 GMT
I particularly enjoyed the bit where he was worried he wasn't safe to use the car so he popped out for a 60 mile drive.
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Post by amipal on May 25, 2020 15:57:33 GMT
The irony of a man* shouting at starlings for being too noisy, who has spent the weekend revving a Lamborghini on his driveway.
*not DomCum**
**not me
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Post by Chumbles on May 25, 2020 16:35:06 GMT
 Breaking News, Brad Dourif to star Script excerpt: Wormscummings: Oh, but you are alone. Who knows what you have spoken to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all your life seems to shrink, the walls of your bower closing in about you, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?
Your words are poison! Fuck off back to your evil master |
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Post by Tuffers on May 25, 2020 16:41:13 GMT
Gonna get me one of those magic cars that don't need fuel. They sound sweet.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 25, 2020 16:43:29 GMT
That was pure quality. I was worried that they were going to come up with something to put a lid on it.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 25, 2020 16:51:13 GMT
And to cap it all, at the end of this he coughed into his fist.
What I heard through all of this is that when his wife got ill he panicked because he didn't want to provide childcare for his own son. (I mean, really? You expect him to do online shopping? Or, Lord Cthulhu forbid, cooking?) So he found the nearest willing female in the shape of his niece, a mere 260 miles away.
Classic Dom.
When asked about the situation single parents might have found themselves in he starts talking about single mothers.
Dad of the Year material right there.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 25, 2020 16:59:08 GMT
I particularly enjoyed the bit where he was worried he wasn't safe to use the car so he popped out for a 60 mile drive. I have only just see the headline on the Guardian page:Quality entertainment. |
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Post by lonewolf on May 25, 2020 17:18:40 GMT
Right Mr Wolf just to check to see if your prescription is correct can younjust drive to Barnards Castle, its my wifes birthday.
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Post by lonewolf on May 25, 2020 17:19:20 GMT
Painted some RE Board Game. Two lickers.
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Post by crankcaller on May 25, 2020 17:19:48 GMT
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Post by gongfarmer on May 25, 2020 18:02:20 GMT
Dog has torn her cruciate ligaments. 6 weeks of lockdown within lockdown. I am all for digging out the travel crate and going full Alcatraz but mrs g thinks that's cruel. Already got twinge in my back from lifting the bitch down the back steps.
OTTM. Hung 3 hanging baskets. One fell off. Back to homebase for proper sleeve bolts then tomorrow.
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Post by Faceless on May 25, 2020 19:19:41 GMT
Lock down the voter
Then get in your motor
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Post by Destry on May 25, 2020 19:24:08 GMT
mrs g thinks that's cruel. Already got twinge in my back from lifting the bitch down the back steps. Must. Resist. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 25, 2020 20:15:18 GMT
I played an hour or so of Metro Exodus and got to a strange church where a priest said technology was evil whilst I sailed underneath him in a boat. Gunplay is OK, but there are too many cutscenes and the wife fucking' drones on and on...
Also watching the new Snowpiercer series. It's alright.
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