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Post by Melvazord on Jun 23, 2020 10:38:36 GMT
Hair chat:none
Games chat: I'm ok at Titanfall 2. KD is 1. When I've only played like 20 games and everyone else is like level 500 I'm happy with that.
OTTM: none
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 23, 2020 10:47:32 GMT
Oof. Warnock in at Middlesbrough. Commiserations Destry. Oh dear ... as if Middlesbrough weren't already in trouble; still Warnock's opinions are always good for 🤣 |
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Post by scubar on Jun 23, 2020 10:55:02 GMT
Hair chat:none Games chat: I'm ok at Titanfall 2. KD is 1. When I've only played like 20 games and everyone else is like level 500 I'm happy with that. OTTM: none Melvazord? Alive? Fuck sake... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 23, 2020 10:55:47 GMT
I went to a Pretenders concert, but when I got there it was only a tribute act.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 23, 2020 11:16:34 GMT
Fan free football is indeed a bit rubbish, but it's a small price to pay to see out the season and make sure West ham are relegated. It's not their fault that they are crap at the moment, it's a management problem - that and the football isn't round enough. #prayforhammers |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 23, 2020 11:20:01 GMT
I'll stand by ewe
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Post by amipal on Jun 23, 2020 11:22:54 GMT
Hello denizens of Nu-box City.
Balls balls balls!
Footy footy footy!
My evening:
Positives - finished the second series of What We Do in the Shadows.
Played Skyrim.
Watched The Fifth Element.
Drank red wine and ate crisps.
Negatives - had to remove a three-inch-long slug from the kitchen.
I'm trying not to let the negatives outweigh the positives, but I'm find you mighty difficult.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 23, 2020 11:31:30 GMT
So some fucker who has been sitting on their arse for 12 weeks - posting photos of themselves on social media in the garden - has had to go in to work. She took a phone call from a customer about a book going overdue and decided to email me about it in an arsey manner. The fucking arsehole.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 23, 2020 11:31:40 GMT
Afternoon!
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Post by scamander on Jun 23, 2020 11:39:32 GMT
It's tricky but you can get the Trident of Poseidon (you'll need to google the location). The sanctuary has some level 41 lions and the trident is level 41. But nabbing it will unlock the underwater breathing engraving which you can put on any cheap item. Very useful. The tough part is to sneak round the back of the ruins and steal the trident from the chest without the lions noticing you. Tempting, if a little bit game breaky. I took down my first sage. I’m close to getting up to where I was with my PS4 playthrough, which will be nice. I will happy go for a cheaty option but all this does is allow more time to snoop underwater. Some ruins will have much higher level sharks, so it still makes it very tricky. I just like swimming around, it's very soothing. Until a shark bites your arm off. |
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Post by Destry on Jun 23, 2020 11:48:24 GMT
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Post by Destry on Jun 23, 2020 11:51:21 GMT
Oh and Woodgate has been sacked. I thought he was doing a pretty good job. Oh! The league table would suggest otherwise. But Warnock? Why? |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jun 23, 2020 11:53:03 GMT
I've washed my hair with both the standard Head and Shoulders 2 in 1 Classic Clean (my go to shampoo) and an extra conditioner with an herbal smell, that I found in the mess of bottles in the shower. I think that technically makes me double conditioned.
Perhaps a metaphor for...
hot today
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Post by cobblers on Jun 23, 2020 11:55:14 GMT
Ooh, unlucky. I’m sure he’ll have the fans on side in no time, though. It’s me! I’ve been having to work. Absolutely unreasonable. I am fully into lockdown hair chat though. As I don’t have to turn up anywhere at the moment I’ve also been letting it curl and I now look like a giant drunk hobbit. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 23, 2020 12:21:20 GMT
Questions for the ages, questions for the philosophers, and questions for God. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 23, 2020 12:29:01 GMT
Hair chat:none Games chat: I'm ok at Titanfall 2. KD is 1. When I've only played like 20 games and everyone else is like level 500 I'm happy with that. OTTM: none Melvazord? Alive? Fuck sake... Only in the loosest of senses. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 23, 2020 13:10:38 GMT
I went to the aquarium the other day. There was an Eel in a tank singing Dean Martin songs.
I asked a nearby attendant what was going on, he replied “That’s a Moray".
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 23, 2020 13:35:40 GMT
Calm down baby
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 23, 2020 13:46:53 GMT
A German tourist jumped into a river to save a drowning dog. He grabbed the dog and upon getting back on dry land he handed the dog to the owner.
"Here. Keep ze dog varm, and he vill
be fine"
"Are you a vet?" asked the owner
He replied: "Vet? I'm fucking soaking!"
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 23, 2020 14:04:00 GMT
I've washed my hair with both the standard Head and Shoulders 2 in 1 Classic Clean (my go to shampoo) and an extra conditioner with an herbal smell, that I found in the mess of bottles in the shower. I think that technically makes me double conditioned. Perhaps a metaphor for... hot today Is that what they mean when they talk about reconditioning? |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 23, 2020 14:06:13 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 23, 2020 14:21:11 GMT
Thor came down from Asgard for a good night out in town, He met up with a pretty young thing and they both went off clubbing for a night of fun and debauchery, Thor woke up the next morning to see the young lady coming out of the bathroom and realising he didn't properly introduce himself the night before said to her - "Hi I'm Thor" Upon which she replied - "Your thore I can't even pith"! |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 23, 2020 14:31:48 GMT
Thor came down from Asgard for a good night out in town, He met up with a pretty young thing and they both went off clubbing for a night of fun and debauchery, Thor woke up the next morning to see the young lady coming out of the bathroom and realising he didn't properly introduce himself the night before said to her - "Hi I'm Thor" Upon which she replied - "Your thore I can't even pith"! Another punch line ruined by bad grammar. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 23, 2020 15:58:56 GMT
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Post by amipal on Jun 23, 2020 17:22:27 GMT
What the hell is happening here?!
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