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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2018 14:11:37 GMT
I'm not averse to glimpsed cock. A peep of a pee-pee. A tease of todger. A coup d'œil of cucumber. A glance at a lance. An eyeful of a rifle. I feel I should apologise, but I did rather enjoy writing that. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 5, 2018 14:20:00 GMT
That's fine, I guess. I'll assume you concentrated your gaze on his face or looked away. Oh. Beads of sweat clinging to it like a swimmer fresh from the pool. Set phasers from stun to thrill. |
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Post by cobblers on Feb 5, 2018 14:22:29 GMT
I'm not averse to glimpsed cock. A peep of a pee-pee. A tease of todger. A coup d'œil of cucumber. A glance at a lance. An eyeful of a rifle. I feel I should apologise, but I did rather enjoy writing that. a valuable perspective upon the erective. Idiots. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 5, 2018 14:26:41 GMT
A peep of a pee-pee. A tease of todger. A coup d'œil of cucumber. A glance at a lance. An eyeful of a rifle. I feel I should apologise, but I did rather enjoy writing that. a valuable perspective upon the erective. Idiots. An inspection of the erection, surely? |
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 5, 2018 14:28:58 GMT
A regard of the hard, a study of the chubby, a gawk at the...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 5, 2018 14:35:04 GMT
Not forgetting of course that plenty of female genitalia was on display, so you could swoon at the axe wound, be biting at the bit when you see the slit, etc...
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Post by Faceless on Feb 5, 2018 14:39:31 GMT
I am so very disappointed in all of you
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Post by Destry on Feb 5, 2018 14:39:37 GMT
*sigh*
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2018 14:43:58 GMT
I am so very disappointed in all of you "Disappointment" is, of course, the collective noun for penises. |
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Post by scamander on Feb 5, 2018 15:00:21 GMT
where's a BB match report when you need one.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 5, 2018 15:05:59 GMT
I wonder who got the other half. (RE frozen vegetables rat).
Is altered carbon any good then? I might watch it on the train.
Weekend - smashed the ice wizard.
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Post by Destry on Feb 5, 2018 15:07:30 GMT
This forum is on its ass.
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 5, 2018 15:22:24 GMT
I wonder who got the other half. (RE frozen vegetables rat). Is altered carbon any good then? I might watch it on the train. Weekend - smashed the ice wizard. After all the todger chat it sounds like a risky train watch, or are you that person he watches things like that with the sound on full and no headphones in? Risky. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 5, 2018 15:23:33 GMT
I wonder who got the other half. (RE frozen vegetables rat). My parents live near that Aldi store, so fingers crossed it'll show up soon during a family dinner. |
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Post by stxdpr on Feb 5, 2018 15:24:21 GMT
This forum is on its ass. Any more for bodypart chat? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 5, 2018 15:27:38 GMT
This forum is on its ass. Any more for bodypart chat? Peer at the rear, clasp at the ass... |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2018 15:33:36 GMT
The Guardian's fortnightly crossword blog was published today. I'm very upset that my entry into the informal cluing competition didn't get a mention:
Ditch playing with penis to get bum (11)
for "guttersnipe".
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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 5, 2018 15:33:57 GMT
re frozen rat chunks - If the Pat Bateman who found the semi-rodent happens to be related to the Patrick Bateman of American Psycho notoriety, she can count damn herself lucky it was only half a rat lurking in the freezer!
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2018 15:35:49 GMT
Not aldi rat is accounted for, but is is only a lidl rodent.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 5, 2018 15:37:41 GMT
I wonder who got the other half. (RE frozen vegetables rat). Is altered carbon any good then? I might watch it on the train. Weekend - smashed the ice wizard. After all the todger chat it sounds like a risky train watch, or are you that person he watches things like that with the sound on full and no headphones in? Risky. I was a bit concerned about that but my train is typically almost completely empty so I can sit at the end where no one can see over my shoulder. More concerned about it being rubbish, since Netflix is a bit hit and miss with their stuff. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Feb 5, 2018 15:38:27 GMT
Not aldi rat is accounted for, but is is only a lidl rodent. Thats first class |
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 5, 2018 15:48:41 GMT
Not aldi rat is accounted for, but is is only a lidl rodent. I wonder who asda rest of it. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Feb 5, 2018 15:55:53 GMT
These Aldi people are no Sains. "Bury the bad news" their PR department thought. But the headline - wait! - rose to the top of all the papers.
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Post by Pyjakson on Feb 5, 2018 16:00:47 GMT
They could at least let the public know if there's a Safeway to dispose of frozen rat carcass.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2018 16:00:59 GMT
I am so very disappointed in all of you That's no excuse for not readying up in Dip. |
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